Movie quotes: keep it going

[Flyin' Lion]

Talking to Zuzu was a lot like masturbating with a cheese grater, slightly amusing, but mostly painful--Andrew Dice Clay, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

 

[alemonkey]

Who wants a moustache ride?

I do, I do!

 

[RichBrewer]

"We are going to have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny F***ing Kaye."
Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) Christmas Vacation.

 

[Alembic]

Most people spend their lives trying to get out of tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations (paraphrase - i know)

But this goes to 11

Hello Cleveland!

 

[sudsmonkey]

What sort of people listen to your music? Oh, You know, Professional people. Yeah, doctors, lawyers.... And thirteen year old white boys.

I watched a...slug.....crawl down the edge of a.......straightrazor...and survive.

Wow! You shot him! What is that, a .38? Yeah, .38, .39, whatever it took.

Damn! I shot Marvin in the face!

Unleash Hell.

There's gooks out there on the wire underneath the bodies. Get the Roach!

 

[Cheesefood]

Adventure? Heh. Excitement? Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. - Yoda

You see? You see? Your stupid minds. Stupid Stupid! - Plan 9

I'll buy THAAT for a dollar! - Robocop

Shpedoinkle! - Cannibal! The Musical

It smells like bigfoot's d!ck - Anchorman

Milk was a BAAAD idea - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

Hi, I'm here for the gang-bang? - Old School

I'm sorry, Jesus. I'm sorry - Clerks 2

 

[herkojerko]

Clerks

Try not to suck any d@#ks on the way out of the parking lot. Dante

Did you ever notice that all of the prices end in nine? Damn thats eerie. Dante

 

[Cheesefood]

Where da white women at? - Blazing Saddles

 

[McKBrew]

From Armageddon

Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?

Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.

Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.

 

[user 574]

From Nice Dreams, in a padded room with a straight jacket on:

"Ahhh! My balls itch! Someone please scratch my balls!"

 

[Klainmeister]

"It smells like sex in here. What happened?" - Super Troopers

"Well you all know how i feel about the homeless...They're human beings, and they have no homes." - Dirty Work

And i would like to say it's good to be back posting on here, spent the last month or so in Munich getting some fine brews. I'll do a good post on here soon and see if we can make a recipe.

It's great to be back!

 

[Cheesefood]

"It smells like sex in here. What happened?" - Super Troopers

Without a doubt the best line in the movie.

"I eat pieces of $hit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of $hit for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore

 

[zoebisch01]

From Nice Dreams, in a padded room with a straight jacket on:

"Ahhh! My balls itch! Someone please scratch my balls!"

"Hammmmburrrgeerrrrr"

 

[Hopfan]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

We're on a mission from God

 

[Big Duke Six]

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football", John Heisman

 

[Hippie]

So why do you call him 'snowball'? - Dante

"You look like the piss boy" - Count de Monet
"and you look like a bucket of sh*t" - The King

"He said 'the sherriff is getiing nearer'" - Mr. Johnson

"Bluca!" - Igor

"You know what, I will take one of those Chesterfields..." - Clarence Whorley, Sr.

Thanks guys, some total classics in this thread... I don't know how many I've thought of, only to have them already posted!

 

[Hopfan]

Pawn jumps queen. Knight jumps queen...GANG BANG!

I'm lookin for a pack of Trojans. Darn, I just sold the last one.

 

[andre the giant]

"Hammmmburrrgeerrrrr"

"NEW WAVE!" <in the peewee herman voice>

"Save those big fat funky whales....
Save the whales..... Shoot the seals! Cause they eat all the fish..."

"Would you like another hamburger Mr. Lizard!?!??" -Nice Dreams


"Stop that rhyming and I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?" -princess bride

"You a bounty hunter?" -josie wales
"A man's got to do something for a living..." -bounty hunter
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy." -josie wales

"I'm going to have another drink, would you like another fish?" -Arthur

"Buddy Holly isn't much of a waiter." -Vincent Vega

"What's the color of the boat house at Hereford?" -Ronin

"Sometime, to understan de livin', you got to commune wit de dead." -Midnight in the garden of good and evil

"They were his damn 'jammies! I don't know, they had Yodas and **** on them." -Raising Arizona

 

[Toilet Rocker]

Holy sh!t, you see that f*cking head come apart? -- Bunny, Platoon

Don't just stare at it, eat it -- American Psycho

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again -- Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs

 

[zoebisch01]

"You a bounty hunter?" -josie wales
"A man's got to do something for a living..." -bounty hunter
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy." -josie wales

"I got the gold right here, Pa."

 

[Dude]

David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay? David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are. David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. 40 year Old Virgin.

 

[Cheesefood]

David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay? David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are. David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. 40 year Old Virgin.

So tell me this, when your son is born, is he already on parole?

 

[wild]

Don’t they usually come in pairs?
From: Are the Findings of Doctors and Clinics Who Do Sexual Research Accurate?
In: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

Wild

 

[Hopfan]

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!

SWMBO & I are always quoting that one. Still makes me laugh.

 

[Cheesefood]

It was never easy being me. I was born a poor black child in Alabama.

Did he just say "making f*ck"?

 

[zoebisch01]

"Put all hope out of your mind. And masturbate as little as possible, it drains the strength! " Warden Barrot, Papillon

"What's the matter with your eye's?"
"I grounds up some Castor beans so I'd look sick enough to get in here"

 

[trinitone]

Don't just stare at it, eat it -- American Psycho

That is a great line from a fantastic scene in an awesome movie. I also loved his rants about Phil Collins and Huey Lewis.

 

[trinitone]

We are all animals my lady. - Tim Curry as The Lord of Darkness in Legend

 

[trinitone]

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
- Real Genius

 

[Hopfan]

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
- Real Genius

Can;t believe I didn't think of that one. One of my all time favorite movies!!

"you see Mitch, I used to be you. And lately, I've been missing me, so they let me room wth you" (Paraphrase)

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank WHAT?"