Movie quotes: keep it going

[zoebisch01]

hahaha

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

"Candidate: You ever play football, Harris?

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Yes sir, thank you sir. I played in college, and they're gonna get your daughter too sir. I've heard their rallies, they like Julie but Tricia... and they really hate you sir. You know that one and a half of the State Senate of Utah are screwheads. You know I was never really frightened by the bopheads and the potheads with their silliness never really frightened me either, but these ****** screwheads, they terrify me. And the poor doomed, the young, and the silly, the honest, the weak, the Italians... they're doomed, they're lost, they're helpless, they're somebody else's meal, they're like pigs in the wilderness."


"Where the Buffalo Roam"

 

[JayC]

Do you do drugs Danny?
Every day.
Good.

 

[Mirilis]

Sir.. one more outburst and I will strangle you with this mic cord do you understand? Now lets cut the cake cuz i know the fat guys gonna have a heart attack if he dont eat again soon, and while you do that heres a little mood music for you. ... (Wedding Singer)

 

[michael88n]

Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
Frito: I don't really think we have time for a *******, Joe.

--Idiocracy
(We're closer than you think...)


Michael

 

[Homercidal]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"

 

[Ego Archive]

Mike Enslin: Why don't you just kill me?
operator: Because all guests of this hotel enjoy free will, Mr. Enslin


-1408 (creepy movie, just got around to watching it last night)

 

[michael88n]

This... This means something!

CEoT3K...

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

"This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? "


"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that"

-Better Off Dead

 

[MrNate]

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Best movie ever. Or at least the best one I'm thinking about right now.

 

[JayC]

How did I not think of Fletch or Better Off Dead?

More Kevin Smith:

It's important for your job to have meaning, boys. That's why I manually m@sturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Hermaphraditic p0rn! You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with d!cks that put mine to shame.

 

[FireBrewer]

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a ******* litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: Litre is French for give me my ****in' cola before I break VOUS ****IN' LIP!

 

[alz28]

This is my favorite movie quote of all time and I won't say what movie it's from. See if you can figure it out?
" You get a god dman job befor sun down" ..."OR WERE SHIPPIN YOU OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH
THAT" .."GOD".."DAMN".."FINKELSTINE"..."SH_T".."KID"......... son of a "BITCH"!!!! "WHEN BOY WHEN"!!!

 

[ThickHead]

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

 

[JayC]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

 

[Mirilis]

"How often do you make the sticky? 3, 4 times a day?" - Zohan

 

[Bourdon]

I decided not to tell the poor bastard about the bats. He'd find out about them soon enough.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

From 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'

Aldous Snow: "I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me."
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Aldous Snow: Come on tour with me. I'll serenade you every night in front of thousands of women.
Sarah Marshall: I didn't know you were going on tour.
Aldous Snow: Yeah, I'm going in two weeks. It's like an 18 month tour, 43 countries, Infant Sorrow, and it's gonna be a massive tour.
Sarah Marshall: Yeah, I can't come cause I have a job. I'm a working actress.
Aldous Snow: Not anymore. You're an unemployed actress. Perfect. You could be the queen of the groupies, queen of the Sorrow Suckers.
Sarah Marshall: The Sorrow Suckers?
Aldous Snow: Sorrow Suckers. I don't know why they call them that.
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Sarah Marshall: When were you planning on telling me this?
Aldous Snow: I just told you, then.
Sarah Marshall: Yeah. No, I know. But telling me now isn't really the same as telling me.
Aldous Snow: Well, look, you know, I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment...
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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
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Brian: Look. Liz and I, we think the world of Sarah. We think she's great. But, and I'm just being honest here, every time she would come over to our house, she always acted, you know, like a... like a little bitch. Okay, okay, okay, pump the brakes.
Peter Bretter: Dating Sarah is not like dating Liz, okay? Sarah is better than Liz!
Brian: You really want to have this conversation? Do you really want to have this conversation?
Peter Bretter: Yes.
Brian: [screaming] She is the mother of my unborn child!
Peter Bretter: [meekly] Sorry.
Brian: You're my step-brother! We're not even blood! I have no qualms with sticking you! I will equalize you!
Peter Bretter: Sorry.
Brian: You dick!
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Matthew: [on the phone at the restaurant] Well I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my ****ing job right now. Obviously, because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place of *work,* so I can't just leave here and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I'm done.



OK, I'm done for now.