Movie quotes: keep it going

[zoebisch01]

Reporter: Well, can't you tell us anything about the case?
Nick Charles: Yes, it's putting me way behind in my drinking.

 

[Hippie]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses" - Elwood Blues

"Hit it" - Jake Blues


"Sh!t"
"What?"
"Rollers"
"No"
"Yeah"
"Sh!t"
Jake & Elwood

"You want out of this parking lot?.............OK" - Elwood Blues

"Oww! You Fat Penguin!!" [I would have done the whole scene but don't have time... ] - Elwood Blues

 

[Ize]

Just a couple of favorites....

Dan: Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify!
Yellowbeard: Do what?
Dan: Putrify, go rotten!
Yellowbeard: Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.

Yellowbeard: She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.

Yellowbeard: Where's the map?
Betty: What map?
Yellowbeard: If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your t!ts to the table!



Ize

 

[Reverend JC]

Anchor man

[to Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

 

[Reverend JC]

How could i forget this all time classic?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Office Space


Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

[Erbium:YAG]

I can't believe this has gone on this long and no one has quoted Monty Python yet.

King Arthur: What are you then?

French Soldier: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?

French Soldier: Mind your own business.

 

[rdwj]

I can't believe this has gone on this long and no one has quoted Monty Python yet.

King Arthur: What are you then?

French Soldier: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?

French Soldier: Mind your own business.

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

No go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[trinitone]

I can't believe this has gone on this long and no one has quoted Monty Python yet.

King Arthur: What are you then?

French Soldier: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?

French Soldier: Mind your own business.

You just had to open the flood gates, didn't you?

BRIAN: Are you the Judean People's Front?
REG: F*ck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.
FRANCIS: ******s.
BRIAN: Can I... join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG: Schtum.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.
REG: Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f*cking Judean People's Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah...
JUDITH: Splitters.
P.F.J.: Splitters...
FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People's Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
LORETTA: And the People's Front of Judea.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
REG: What?
LORETTA: The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.
REG: We're the People's Front of Judea!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
REG: People's Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
REG: He's over there.
P.F.J.: Splitter!

 

[Rhoobarb]

"What we have here is, failure to comminicate." - The Captain, Cool Hand Luke

"I can eat fifty eggs." - Lucas Jackson, Cool Hand Luke

"Every time a bell rings an angel get his wings" - ZuZu Bailey, It's A Wonderful Life

"We got some DEcent people coming over." - 'Ed' McDunnough, Raising Arizona

"H.I., you're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?" - Gale Snoats, Raising Arizona

And one of my favorites from 1980's Used Cars:

Rudy Russo: "You've seen how bad business is. We had nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning."
Jeff: "Nuns?"
Rudy; "Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them."
Big Jim, the mechanic: "Yeah, and I knocked them motherf*ckers on they as*es, too."

 

[rdwj]

Any other fans of bad B movies....

Plan 9 From Outer Space:

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?

 

[rdwj]

I'm bored today....

40 Year Old Virgin:

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.


David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?
David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit!
Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
[shouts]
Cal: **** you!
David: Aww.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like ****.

 

[trinitone]

Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!

- Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange

Edit: I too am quite bored at work today.

 

[Toilet Rocker]

"Do sit down, Sergeant. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent." Lord Summerisle, The Wicker Man

One of the most underrated movies ever.

Sergeant Howie: Religious? With ruined churches, no ministers, no priests... and children dancing naked!
Lord Summerisle: They do love their divinity lessons.
Sergeant Howie: But they are... a-are naked!
Lord Summerisle: Well, naturally. It's much too dangerous to jump through fire with their clothes on.

 

[Toilet Rocker]

Any other fans of bad B movies....

Plan 9 From Outer Space:

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?

Noice! :rockin:

 

[Toilet Rocker]

37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

 

[Torchiest]

Strange Brew

The Old Man: Didja hear that honey? They got jobs! They got free beer ahahaHAHAHA, ohohoHOHOHO!!! Call the neighbors; oh nevermind, I'll do it myself!
...
...
Bob: We're gonna crash! We're gonna be in the water again!
Doug: There's no way we're gonna crash this. This is a beer truck, eh?
*rock music starts playing*

 

[trinitone]

No... You can't get away... From hell's heart I stab at thee... For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee! - Ricardo Montalban in Star Trek II

 

[Wolf]

Pep: I can't quite place it! It tastes like......
Joe Friday: MILK! Just like the sign said on the building before you obliterated it! Fresh, Wholesome Milk!
Pep: You probably love this stuff, don't you?
Joe Friday: Vitamin D! Calcium! Essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth! But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it? Mr. Gingivitis!

Dragnet

Also from Dragnet...

Look out! Muppets!

 

[Brewsmith]

A few from one of my favorites - So I Married An Axe Murderer

Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.



It's a known fact, Sonny Jim, that a secret society of the five wealthiest people, known as the Pentavirate run everything in the world, including the newspapers and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."

-Who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds...and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up. I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. "You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!"

Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?

He puts addictive chemicals in chicken making you crave it fortnightly,
smart-ass!



Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts.

This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.

 

[Bills Brew]

"What we do in life, echoes an eternity!" -- Gladiator

 

[alemonkey]

"Squeal like a pig!"

 

[the_bird]

37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

In a row? :fro:

 

[Hopfan]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now Carmine.

I love to travel to foreign countries, meet all sorts of interesting people, and kill them... (This is paraphrased as I can't quite remember it)

"This is not my first time." "I think we've already established that"

It's OK......Get the lighter fixed.

You take a f**kin shower, I'll get your f**kin suit

 

[EdWort]

Dirka Dirka, Mohamad Jihad.! Team America

 

[John Beere]

Get These Mother-Farking Snakes Off This Mother-Farking Airplane!!

 

[ScoutMan]

John Wayne as:
Col. Michael Kirby (The Green Berets):
"Out here, due process is a bullet."

John Bernard Books (The Shootist):
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

Tom Selleck as:
Matthew Quigley: I don't know where we're goin', but there's no sense bein' late.

Monte Walsh: "You can't have no idea how little I care"

 

[g0dolphins]

The IMDB servers are at limit with all the hits from HBT members.

LOL 2 funy!

 

[Ize]

Don Corleone: I like to drink wine more than I used to.
Michael: It's good for ya, Pop.
Don Corleone: Anyway I'm drinkin' more.


Ize

 

[g0dolphins]

Lefty: When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche? -Donnie Brasco

 

[Shoopdog]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!

Ugggh, You beat me to it!!!

Here's another:

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! ~ The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. ~ The Godfather