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g0dolphins said:"Shut Up Shuttin' Up"
Please reply with who said this
For the life of me I cannot where/when this was said.
I get a lot of MST3K returns on searches. Too tired to search the dialogue. And what Hopfan said as well.
Ize
Movie quotes: keep it going
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I get a lot of MST3K returns on searches. Too tired to search the dialogue. And what Hopfan said as well.
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g0dolphins said:
One of my all time favorites. . . .totally personifies my life experience.
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."--
Dr. Evil
alemonkey
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Biermann said:
That's one of the best ever :rockin:
I should have named my daughter Vilma.
I frequently call my son "mini-me" as he looks nearly identical to me. . . .only 1/8th my size. 
Hippie
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"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat" - Chief Brodie
"Who took the jam outta your doughnut?"
"You took the ****ing jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did."
"Good dags. D'ya like dags? "
"Dags? "
"What? "
"Yeah, dags."
"Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more."
"You took the ****ing jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did."
"Good dags. D'ya like dags? "
"Dags? "
"What? "
"Yeah, dags."
"Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more."
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"Hey Fu*k*ss, give me a beer!"
"I'm better when I'm drunk" - best movie of last year
"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
"I'm better when I'm drunk" - best movie of last year
"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
DeathBrewer said:
The reason I will never use skin lotion on any part of my body.
Brewtopia
"Greenwood Aged Beer"
"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"
- Edward G. Robinson (Little Caesar)
Ugarte - "You despise me don't you Rick?"
Rick - "If I gave you any thought I probably would"
- Peter Lorre as Ugarte to Humphrey Bogart as Rick in Casablanca
"Serpentine Shel, Serpentine!"
- Peter Falk to Alan Arkin in The In-Laws
- Edward G. Robinson (Little Caesar)
Ugarte - "You despise me don't you Rick?"
Rick - "If I gave you any thought I probably would"
- Peter Lorre as Ugarte to Humphrey Bogart as Rick in Casablanca
"Serpentine Shel, Serpentine!"
- Peter Falk to Alan Arkin in The In-Laws
razyrsharpe
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"dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy." Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales
I had to pull this one back up.
"Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by me......a watery c*nt"
- Snatch
"Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by me......a watery c*nt"
- Snatch
FireBrewer
Assistant Brewer
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?"
- Army of Darkness :rockin:
- Army of Darkness
:rockin:
blacklab
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Pain don't hurt.
- Jesse in Predator
- Jesse in Predator
"But, Why's the Rum Gone?"
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean
Tucker " Whats are they doing?"
Church "What?"
Tucker " I said, what are they doing now?"
Church" God Da*n, I am getting so sick of answering that question!"
Tucker "Dont yell at me, you got the fukin sniper rifle and I am not gonna just sit here anplay with my dik"
Church " OK, OK, they're just standing there and talking, thats what they were doing last week, thats what they were doing 5 minutes ago......so 5 minutes from now when you ask me "what are they doing, my answeres gonna be, they're still just standing there, and they are still just talking!!"
Tucker ".......... What are they talking about?"
Church" You know what? I fukin hate you!"
Quoted from Red vs Blue Season 1
Church "What?"
Tucker " I said, what are they doing now?"
Church" God Da*n, I am getting so sick of answering that question!"
Tucker "Dont yell at me, you got the fukin sniper rifle and I am not gonna just sit here anplay with my dik"
Church " OK, OK, they're just standing there and talking, thats what they were doing last week, thats what they were doing 5 minutes ago......so 5 minutes from now when you ask me "what are they doing, my answeres gonna be, they're still just standing there, and they are still just talking!!"
Tucker ".......... What are they talking about?"
Church" You know what? I fukin hate you!"
Quoted from Red vs Blue Season 1
Ego Archive
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Eric: In Paris, it's good to smell like you've been f*cking to make them respect you.
-Killing Zoe
*Sherpa FE- I love RvB, good quote
-Killing Zoe
*Sherpa FE- I love RvB, good quote
Ego Archive
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Zoë: So... trap?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
Zoë: We goin' in?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ain't but a few hours out.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Yeah, but... remember the part where it's a trap?
There are so many good ones from the series, and the movie that it's hard to narrow it down.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
Zoë: We goin' in?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ain't but a few hours out.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Yeah, but... remember the part where it's a trap?
There are so many good ones from the series, and the movie that it's hard to narrow it down.
MikeFlynn74
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Pan out on Grif and Simmons, who are approaching another Red soldier (Sarge) clad in red armor.
Sarge: Hurry up, ladies. This ain't no ice cream social.
Simmons: Ice cream social?
Simmons and Grif exchange looks.
Switch to Sarge.
Sarge: Stop the pillow talk you two. Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today.
Grif: Uh...is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
Sarge (mockingly): That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here, IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!
Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.
Sarge: ******* it, Private! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!
Simmons: Oh I'd do it, too.
Sarge: I know you would, Simmons. Good man. *pauses* Couple of things today ladies. Command has seen fit to increase our ranks here at Blood Gulch Outpost Number One.
Grif: Oh crap. We're getting a rookie.
Sarge: That's right, dead man. Our new recruit will be here within the week, but today we recieved the first part of our shipment from Command.
Grif and Simmons exchange looks again.
Sarge turns towards a hill behind them.
Sarge: Lopez, bring up the vehicle.
A large, armor-plated, jeep-like vehicle comes over the rise with Lopez in the driver seat, who pulls up along side the Reds.
Simmons: Shotgun!
Grif: Shotgun! *realizing he is too late* ****.
Sarge: May I introduce our new light reconnaissance vehicle.
Camera closes in on the front of the vehicle and starts to move left, circling it.
Sarge: It has four inch armor plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen, this is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
Switch to Grif and Simmons.
Simmons: Why Warthog, sir?
Switch to Sarge.
Sarge: Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Switch to Grif.
Simmons: I know, but why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
Sarge (after a brief pause): Say that again.
Grif: I think it looks more like a Puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a Puma?
Simmons: Uh...you mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No it's a big cat, like a lion.
Sarge: You're making that up.
Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal!
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes, sir!
Sarge (pointing at the front of the Warthog): Look, see these two tail hooks? They look like tusks and what kind of animal has tusks?
Switch to Grif.
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?!
Switch to a view of the Reds through a sniper rifle scope.
Switch to Church, wielding the rifle, and Tucker, wielding an M6D pistol.
Tucker: What is that thing?
Church lowers the rifle.
Church: I don't know, man. Looks like they've got some sorta car down there. We'd better get back to base and report it.
Tucker (taken aback): A car?! How come they get a car?!
Church: What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get a tank in the very next drop.
Tucker (disappointed): You can't pick up chicks in a tank.
Church: Oh you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn't you? We're about to get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?
Tucker: *sighs* What kind of car is it?
Church (looking through the scope of his sniper rifle): I dunno, I've never seen a car like that before. It looks like a...uh...like a big cat of some kind.
Tucker: What like a puma?
Church: Yeah, man, there you go.
Switch to back to Red Team.
Sarge: So unless anybody has anymore mystical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're going to stick with the Warthog. How about it, Grif?
Grif: No, sir. No more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How about Bigfoot?
Grif: It's okay.
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: No really. I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquatch?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help, man.
Sarge: Phoenix?
Grif (sighs): Christ.
Fade to black.
Sarge: Hey Simmons, what's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.
Simmons: Uh...that would be the chupacabra, sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif, chupathingy! How about that? I like it, gotta ring to it.
Sarge: Hurry up, ladies. This ain't no ice cream social.
Simmons: Ice cream social?
Simmons and Grif exchange looks.
Switch to Sarge.
Sarge: Stop the pillow talk you two. Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today.
Grif: Uh...is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
Sarge (mockingly): That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here, IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!
Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.
Sarge: ******* it, Private! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!
Simmons: Oh I'd do it, too.
Sarge: I know you would, Simmons. Good man. *pauses* Couple of things today ladies. Command has seen fit to increase our ranks here at Blood Gulch Outpost Number One.
Grif: Oh crap. We're getting a rookie.
Sarge: That's right, dead man. Our new recruit will be here within the week, but today we recieved the first part of our shipment from Command.
Grif and Simmons exchange looks again.
Sarge turns towards a hill behind them.
Sarge: Lopez, bring up the vehicle.
A large, armor-plated, jeep-like vehicle comes over the rise with Lopez in the driver seat, who pulls up along side the Reds.
Simmons: Shotgun!
Grif: Shotgun! *realizing he is too late* ****.
Sarge: May I introduce our new light reconnaissance vehicle.
Camera closes in on the front of the vehicle and starts to move left, circling it.
Sarge: It has four inch armor plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen, this is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
Switch to Grif and Simmons.
Simmons: Why Warthog, sir?
Switch to Sarge.
Sarge: Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Switch to Grif.
Simmons: I know, but why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
Sarge (after a brief pause): Say that again.
Grif: I think it looks more like a Puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a Puma?
Simmons: Uh...you mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No it's a big cat, like a lion.
Sarge: You're making that up.
Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal!
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes, sir!
Sarge (pointing at the front of the Warthog): Look, see these two tail hooks? They look like tusks and what kind of animal has tusks?
Switch to Grif.
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?!
Switch to a view of the Reds through a sniper rifle scope.
Switch to Church, wielding the rifle, and Tucker, wielding an M6D pistol.
Tucker: What is that thing?
Church lowers the rifle.
Church: I don't know, man. Looks like they've got some sorta car down there. We'd better get back to base and report it.
Tucker (taken aback): A car?! How come they get a car?!
Church: What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get a tank in the very next drop.
Tucker (disappointed): You can't pick up chicks in a tank.
Church: Oh you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn't you? We're about to get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?
Tucker: *sighs* What kind of car is it?
Church (looking through the scope of his sniper rifle): I dunno, I've never seen a car like that before. It looks like a...uh...like a big cat of some kind.
Tucker: What like a puma?
Church: Yeah, man, there you go.
Switch to back to Red Team.
Sarge: So unless anybody has anymore mystical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're going to stick with the Warthog. How about it, Grif?
Grif: No, sir. No more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How about Bigfoot?
Grif: It's okay.
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: No really. I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquatch?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help, man.
Sarge: Phoenix?
Grif (sighs): Christ.
Fade to black.
Sarge: Hey Simmons, what's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.
Simmons: Uh...that would be the chupacabra, sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif, chupathingy! How about that? I like it, gotta ring to it.
That's no moon. It's a space station.
Or...
I've got a baaad feeling about this.
Either one, I try to use once a week...
"that's no moon. It's my TPS report."
Michael
Or...
I've got a baaad feeling about this.
Either one, I try to use once a week...
"that's no moon. It's my TPS report."
Michael
MikeFlynn 74
DUDE That was awesome, I was actually going to quote that this morning....guess I will have to do something different..
Red vs Blue Seaon 2
Doc " I am not sure that I am entirely comfortable with that, besides even if I could fight, I wouldnt, I'm a pacifist".
Caboose" Your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker " No dude that a pediphile, no wait I was thinking of something else".
Church" Real classy Tucker".
DUDE That was awesome, I was actually going to quote that this morning....guess I will have to do something different..
Red vs Blue Seaon 2
Doc " I am not sure that I am entirely comfortable with that, besides even if I could fight, I wouldnt, I'm a pacifist".
Caboose" Your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker " No dude that a pediphile, no wait I was thinking of something else".
Church" Real classy Tucker".
mstev50
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Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is sh*t but, hey, I'm in a police station.
-The Usual Suspects
-The Usual Suspects
"May the Schwartz be with you!"
Bruscar
Eat, drink, repeat
Airplane:
(I can't ever set foot in an airport without thinking of this one)
"Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh&t again."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Blazing Saddles
(Besides "Da white wimmen" quote)
"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
I could pretty much put the script for both movies.
(I can't ever set foot in an airport without thinking of this one)
"Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh&t again."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Blazing Saddles
(Besides "Da white wimmen" quote)
"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
I could pretty much put the script for both movies.
"Oh, I eat meat. I just don't dig on swine."
"If you shoot me in your dreams, you better wake up and apologize."
"Are you going to keep barking little doggie, or are you going to bite?"
"Are you going to keep barking little doggie, or are you going to bite?"
bigjohnmilford
bigger than most
You sounded taller on the radio.
Jackie Gleason - Smokie and the Bandit
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"Cleavland!!!Shut the window, your letting all the stink out!!!!!"
Tonight's episode of Family Guy...
Tonight's episode of Family Guy...
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Knocked Up
"Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling. Guess what the ****'s up? Allison is going into labor and you are not ****ing here, you know where you're at? You're at a ****ing bar mitzvah in San Francisco you mother****ing piece of ****, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a ****ing cap in your ass. Your dead, your Tupac, you are ****ing Biggie you piece of ****, I hope you ****ing die or drop the chair and kill that ****ing kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace ****er!"
"Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling. Guess what the ****'s up? Allison is going into labor and you are not ****ing here, you know where you're at? You're at a ****ing bar mitzvah in San Francisco you mother****ing piece of ****, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a ****ing cap in your ass. Your dead, your Tupac, you are ****ing Biggie you piece of ****, I hope you ****ing die or drop the chair and kill that ****ing kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace ****er!"
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