Movie quote game

[Br3w4u]

"Don't tailgate! Don't you f@cking ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six f@ckin' car lengths! That's a hundred and six ****in' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a f@ckin' driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherf@cker! And I want you to obey the the ******* rules of the road! Fifty-f@ckin' thousand people were killed on the highways last year 'cause of f@ckin' @ssholes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!"

I feel like this guy every day!

 

[homebrewer_99]

That sounds like Samuel L. Jackson in Changing Lanes...but it's Lost Highway.

(NEXT POSTER...EVEN IF IT'S S-MET, CAN TAKE MY TURN...)

 

[Br3w4u]

“He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of d!$k devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these d!$k questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like d!$ks . No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like d!$ks? The best kinds.”

 

[Metalchef1]

Superbad...
Hahhaha

 

[Br3w4u]

Damn that was fast! Correct. Also sorry @S-Met I just realized that I jumped the gun and didn’t wait for confirmation.

 

[Metalchef1]

I actually got a notification for this thread for the first time in a week and I'm pretty sure I'll never forget that scene...

 

[Metalchef1]

I'm going older and I assume more difficult....

Person 1 "How do you know Stadt Meckenheim isn't crawling with Germans? What if they unload on us?"

Person 2 "Then we'll know, won't we, Lieutenant?"

 

[S-Met]

Damn that was fast! Correct. Also sorry @S-Met I just realized that I jumped the gun and didn’t wait for confirmation.

No worries, yes Mr Eddy from Lost Highway.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I'm going older and I assume more difficult....

Person 1 "How do you know Stadt Meckenheim isn't crawling with Germans? What if they unload on us?"

Person 2 "Then we'll know, won't we, Lieutenant?"

I spent 37 years in and working for the Army (9 years in Germany)...too easy: Bridge to Remagen.



YOU CAN GO AGAIN...

 

[Metalchef1]

I didn't think you would get that one so quickly....
I hope you realize I'm taking this as a personal challenge to stump you...

 

[Metalchef1]

I'm going to switch gears for now until I can watch the film I think will stump you...

Person 1 "I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?"

Person 2 "I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps."

 

[homebrewer_99]

I'm going to switch gears for now until I can watch the film I think will stump you...

Person 1 "I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?"

Person 2 "I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps."

TIP: To do that you'd have to pick something from the horror, slash, scream, etc.; i.e., crappy movies with no real substance or acting, including heavily laden CGI with less than mediocre acting. Not that I haven't seen any stinkers, but generally, I try my best to avoid them.

That said...Haunted Honeymoon. Is he still married? Widower. Widower than what? LOL!

 

[homebrewer_99]

OK, I'll try one:

Bartender, another round for my friend and I here!

No, no, (name)! I don't want to get drunk!

But you are drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels.

 

[Metalchef1]

I think I have a war movie you won't get.....
And haunted honeymoon it is..

On a side note I got to hang out with Dom deluise and I firmly believe he never acted a day in his life... He was that weird and funny in person. Said haunted honeymoon was his favorite film simply because he got to wear a dress...

 

[Metalchef1]

I know this one but I'm going to hold off..... Want to prep my next quote before I get involved...

 

[Metalchef1]

OK, I'll try one:

Bartender, another round for my friend and I here!

No, no, (name)! I don't want to get drunk!

But you are drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels.

.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I don't think too many people are interested in this thread anymore...

Sorry, the answer is not ".", but it is closer to this "<<<". LOL!

 

[homebrewer_99]

So, where's the war movie quote?

Be forewarned, I was allowed to stay up all night (on the weekends) when I was 8 years old. I'm nearing my mid-60s now and still do all-nighters a couple times a year.

 

[Metalchef1]

I have to watch the film again... I got stuck sleeping in my truck yesterday... Going to need a few days to find a good one..

 

[Metalchef1]

And yours was splash if I'm correct..

 

[Br3w4u]

So, where's the war movie quote?

Be forewarned, I was allowed to stay up all night (on the weekends) when I was 8 years old. I'm nearing my mid-60s now and still do all-nighters a couple times a year.

Well we made it over 1000 posts so that’s good. Where did @Boomer go? Maybe he will come back if I call him out.

 

[Br3w4u]

@LoneTreeFarms @catdaddy66 @GoeHaarden maybe we can revive the game.

 

[Metalchef1]

I looked to make sure... It was splash.
So until I'm ready for my challenge one let's throw out an easy one..

"No ticket."

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

Indian Jones and the Last Crusade

 

[Metalchef1]

Yep.... And art imitating life for Harrison Ford.... Fly yes.. Land no!

 

[Br3w4u]

Haha I was thinking Detroit rock city. Way off....

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go f**k yourself.

 

[GoeHaarden]

Lol...you guys throw out some quotes that are beyond my memory bank! I guess Apollo is up?

 

[GoeHaarden]

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go f**k yourself.

The Departed!

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

too easy i guess