Movie quote game

[jasoux]

Nope.

 

[S-Met]

"'Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking wonderful human being! So get outta my face!"

Naked Gun?

 

[jasoux]

Not the Naked Gun. Here's a clue: Valentine.

 

[Metalchef1]

Trading places...

 

[Metalchef1]

Definitely one of my favorite comedies of all time.

 

[Metalchef1]

#1 "So it was you. I was going to expose you."

#2 "I know. So I choose to expose myself."

#3 "Please, there are ladies present!"

 

[S-Met]

Clue?

 

[Metalchef1]

Sorry for the long delay.... I stopped getting notifications for this thread... Seems I'm not the only one?

Clue it is..

 

[S-Met]

Sorry for the long delay.... I stopped getting notifications for this thread... Seems I'm not the only one?

Clue it is..

I love the dialogue, banter and side-comments in that movie. Given the cast, I wonder how much of the dialogue was ad-libbed?

 

[S-Met]

Fresh quote:

"That would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I Love It!"

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

Fresh quote:

"That would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I Love It!"

I'm picturing Kremer from Seinfeld from the episode where he was swimming in the manhattan.

I know I've seen this movie.

 

[Metalchef1]

I was thinking Seinfeld too..

 

[S-Met]

I think it a was late 80s comedy. I don't know for certain, but similar dialogue to Aiplane!

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

Um ok. Naked gun, police academy, toxic avenger.

 

[S-Met]

The naked gun is correct.

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

"All you motherf*ckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f*ck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny b*tches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f*cks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our sh*t, then s*it out our sh*t, and then eat their s*it that's made up of our shi* that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherf*cks are next. "

 

[S-Met]

Jason Mews from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

Haha I figured it was too easy.

 

[S-Met]

Hearing an airliner and looking up to see the jet-stream across the sky] Sometimes they hear a thundering sound when there are no clouds. They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling. Sometimes they can even see the evidence of the gods' flatulence.

 

[jasoux]

I can't help myself on this one. You quoted an obscure one, but I recognized it right away, the gods must be crazy

 

[jasoux]

We're Americans, with a capital "A", huh. You know what that mean? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of ever decent county in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We are the underdog. We're mutts!

 

[catdaddy66]

We're Americans, with a capital "A", huh. You know what that mean? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of ever decent county in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We are the underdog. We're mutts!

Stripes!

 

[jasoux]

Yep!

 

[catdaddy66]

Fresh quote:

"Do you have any idea what it costs to change the angle on a satellite lens 200 miles above the earth? Our costs go up, your costs go up. It's only natural."

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

Liam Nissen. Taken

 

[catdaddy66]

Liam Nissen. Taken

Bingo! Taken is correct.

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

At some point, everything's gonna go south on you and you're going to say, this is it. This is how I end. Now you can either accept that, or you can get to work. That's all it is. You just begin. You do the math. You solve one problem and you solve the next one, and then the next. And If you solve enough problems, you get to come home.

 

[S-Met]

The Martian?

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

correct, was just watching it.

 

[S-Met]

"Did you see that tooth? She had so much bridge work, every time I kissed her I had to pay a toll!"

Hint classic black & white comedy.