Mother F'in Cat....

[Darwin18]

What's the weird sound coming from the garage? Is that....no... NO!!! That's 5-gallons of chocolate peppermint stout flowing out the garage floor and down the driveway. It was only a couple days away from drinking....

MOTHER F'IN CAT!!!!!!!

The thing is, it could have been worse. I was only heading towards the garage because I wanted to randomly check a pack of bargain Wyeast that I bought last week to check the production date. The cat knows that he has done wrong because he is hiding under the guest room bed where he belongs.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

If that happened in my house I'd be drinking a pint of that cat's blood right now, just because.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

You're not the first to have problems with cats playing with the taps. There must be a way to keep them from effing around with them.

 

[aiptasia]

Catapult.

 

[snccoulter]

Time to lock them tap handles in the closed position. I had a 3 year old do that to 3 kegs and a 20lb tank of CO2

My wife is snickering at that memory now...

 

[cheesehed007]

Sorry for your loss!

 

[Darwin18]

Time to lock them tap handles in the closed position. I had a 3 year old do that to 3 kegs and a 20lb tank of CO2

My wife is snickering at that memory now...

How would one go about doing this?

 

[snccoulter]

My boy went into the garage and pulled all three taps open and watched as it pored out onto the garage floor I can only guess he danced with delight. He then came back in house probably to play with mom again. When I got home from my shift I went into the garage so I could change out of my uniform (I did not want to expose the kids to any of the heavy metals from the firing range) and discovered the tragedy...

 

[smccarter]

Very... VERY funny!!!!!!

 

[snccoulter]

And if you were not talking about how a kid drained my kegs then this is the answer. http://alcoholcontrols.com/tapbeerlocks.html?gclid=CLfZj5CV8roCFex_QgodPG8APw#.UowJ5MRJNJE

 

[littletommy]

Had a cat totally destroy a gorgeous Waco cabin Biplane Balsa model I built. The cat no longer lives.





And NO, I did NOT kill the stupid cat.......this happened 20 years ago, the cat died of old age at least 10 years ago.

I DID however, celebrate the death of that stupid cat.

 

[Hello]

Oh good lord. I would have started a thread that said "RIP Cat..." I'd kill him.

 

[ButcherBoy]

The only good cat is the one that my sister owns. I can visit when I want to and it doesn't live with ME.

 

[nextgenxx]

Sorry for the lose. I'm mad at my cat too right now, came home to food puke on the couch. They act like they own the place. Damn cats!!



I guess next time dont hook the out post up yet.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Umm...sorry, no...that is not acceptable kitty. *BANG* Sorry kitty.

Maybe this would keep cats off your taps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=goZ2DqMnaGc

 

[JonM]

A dog would never do such a horrible thing.

Well, yes a dog would, but a dog would do it out of exuberant stupidity, and would then show he feels bad about doing something bad. A cat does it vindictively and then looks at you with the "Yeah? What the f*** you gonna do about it?" look on its face.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Time for a big boom of the .45 or 10mm Auto variety.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Put a couple hooks in the wall and bungee the handles

 

[snccoulter]

Umm...sorry, no...that is not acceptable kitty. *BANG* Sorry kitty.

Maybe this would keep cats off your taps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=goZ2DqMnaGc

I cant believe I spent 12.5 min watching the video. I like the 4 barrel potato gun he turned into a cat removal device.

 

[Darwin18]

Put a couple hooks in the wall and bungee the handles

This is very likely going to be my solution.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Time to lock them tap handles in the closed position. I had a 3 year old do that to 3 kegs and a 20lb tank of CO2

My wife is snickering at that memory now...

It's not too late to have more children.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I cant believe I spent 12.5 min watching the video. I like the 4 barrel potato gun he turned into a cat removal device.

Believe it. You did it. You're awesome.

 

[snccoulter]

It's not too late to have more children.

Um yes it is way way to late. BTW do not get a vasectomy and have foot surgery in the same week. Having to use crutches right after a vasectomy is not the most fun you can have..

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

The foot bone is connected to the *WHAT* bone?

 

[snccoulter]

In a round about way... but the docs say do not life more than 5lbs for a week or two. I am decidedly more than 5lbs.

 

[Homercidal]

Put a couple hooks in the wall and bungee the handles

I was going to suggest this, but instead of the wall, consider attaching to the back of the freezer, so you can move it if necessary without detaching the bungees.

Oh, and remember, in some parts of the world, cats are considered a menu item...

 

[PurdyGood]

Chocolate peppermint stout? Sounds awesome! My favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip. Recipe?

 

[motobrewer]

first, you take a cat...

 

[roastquake]

Not great for beer, but a cat skull might make a good shot glass

 

[Melana]

Cat skull tap handle?