Most KICK ASS Movie Ever

[stevo4361]

29 responses and no one named Howard the Duck Yet?!?

Hell, it was better than Boondock Saints!

Haha you sir, are mistaken.

 

[WeimBrew]

Grand Torino. Has there ever been an older dude who kicked more ass and was just a bad ass in general?

 

[Braufessor]

I always find myself watching "shooter" when it is on.....

 

[jcam91]

From dusk till dawn. Loved that movie.

 

[tonyp063]

House of Flying Daggers.

^^^ This.
Also, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
and
The Outlaw Josie Wales.

 

[GarageDweller]

Ok, Cheezy, I totally agree with you on Aliens. I mean, the age I was when I first saw that one, it was a game changer for what could even be imagined in a motion picture. One thing that I think makes that movie even more interesting is that there was a female lead character. Kind of a different dynamic than you're used to, but bad-arse-spit (stupid curse filter)
:cross:
I see your aliens and raise you Terminator 1 and 2. Probably my favorite action movies ever. The whole idea behind the books and flicks is believable and just serious blockbuster arse kicking goodness. Auhnold is the best actor playing that role, because his dialect is seriously like a robot. He is a pretty average actor btw. The later ones they came out with were ok to me because I like the early ones and am a fan, but they didn't even come close to the first 2. T1 and T2 are the best two action movies of all time....
I reserve the right to change my mind on that at any given time...

 

[cheezydemon3]

Ok, Cheezy, I totally agree with you on Aliens. I mean, the age I was when I first saw that one, it was a game changer for what could even be imagined in a motion picture. One thing that I think makes that movie even more interesting is that there was a female lead character. Kind of a different dynamic than you're used to, but bad-arse-spit (stupid curse filter)
:cross:
I see your aliens and raise you Terminator 1 and 2. Probably my favorite action movies ever. The whole idea behind the books and flicks is believable and just serious blockbuster arse kicking goodness. Auhnold is the best actor playing that role, because his dialect is seriously like a robot. He is a pretty average actor btw. The later ones they came out with were ok to me because I like the early ones and am a fan, but they didn't even come close to the first 2. T1 and T2 are the best two action movies of all time....
I reserve the right to change my mind on that at any given time...

Phew! I am with you.

Not to get OT, but after T2 the movies went straight to pot.

The aliens franchise went WAAAAAAAY too dark in 3 and waaaay too light in 4, but were both undeniably bad ass.

From dusk till dawn. Loved that movie.

Oh man. It started out strong, had a good plot, had Salma Hayeck in a non-speaking part (I'm gonna shed a tear at this point) beautiful! right?

Yes, but then it was like "who is gonna do the vampire effects?"

"What?"

"The vampire effects.....you know, make-up, special effects, blood, etc."

"what?

"........."

"Oh! Right! we forgot to budget for the vampire effects. Fake it."



The vampires look so effing stupid, how they transform is straight out a michael jackson "morphing" video, and the plot goes into basic survival horror non-existence.

I REALLY wanted to like it.

 

[ckcanady]

Under the Tuscan Sun?

Haha but I have three I'm surprised no one has mentioned.
The Bourne Identity
Transporter
The Expendables

But I also want to mention a throwback- Over The Top

 

[cheezydemon3]

How about Dead Alive?

"I Kick ASS for the LORD!" maybe the most ass kicking scene ever.

[ame]http://youtu.be/MfkHkdu5IEI[/ame]

 

[onetoeddogbrewery]

How about

1. They live
2. The rundown
3. Safehouse

 

[HopHoarder]

The first two Terminator movies do indeed kick ass. I'll throw in another kick-ass movie which stars Bruce Lee in "Game of Death" but really most any Bruce Lee movie kicks ass.

 

[edmanster]

resident evil (all of them)
fifth element
ultraviolet

 

[Tamarlane]

Old Boy. The part when he breaks out and starts kicking everyone's butt with a hammer. And it was shot in one continuos movement.

Beat me to it.

 

[kombat]

ultraviolet

Wow, are you kidding? That movie was AWFUL! Here's the last 20 minutes of that movie:

1. Milla Jovovich walks into a room full of armed guards.
2. She kills them all and walks over to the door to the next room.
3. Repeat ad nauseam.

I mean I guess the fight choreography was pretty good, but not enough to excuse the painfully slow and boring plot. I don't think I've ever cared less about any movie characters.

 

[edmanster]

Wow, are you kidding? That movie was AWFUL! Here's the last 20 minutes of that movie:

1. Milla Jovovich walks into a room full of armed guards.
2. She kills them all and walks over to the door to the next room.
3. Repeat ad nauseam.

I mean I guess the fight choreography was pretty good, but not enough to excuse the painfully slow and boring plot. I don't think I've ever cared less about any movie characters.

lol.. my point of even adding that movie is that all 3 have Milla in them

 

[kombat]

lol.. my point of even adding that movie is that all 3 have Milla in them

Then you should have said "The Messenger!" I might've believed that!

 

[edmanster]

Then you should have said "The Messenger!" I might've believed that!

Was gonna say the three musketeers also but thought I should leave some out. Not kick ass worthy. I've had a thing for her since fifth element. Big boom, big bodda boom..

 

[cheezydemon3]

Way of the Warrior was awesome. My only complaint was that it was a little too fairy tale/glossed over to be kick ass.

In my book, Kick Ass has to be gritty, not necessarily completely realistic, but believeable.

The ninjas in the pool ambush? Awesome, but unbelieveable that even a dolphin could jump that high out of the water. (the rest of the movie goes even more unrealistic from there, but is a GOOD movie)

Aliens ups the KICK ASS factor by having a non soldier woman duct taping a flamethrower to an assault rifle and going straight into the depths of hell to rescue a little girl she barely knows from nearly invincible, horrifying aliens. NOT AHNOLD, NOT NINJAS, a woman navigator (or non combat pilot or whatever)...and she is like 87 years old! (after a 57 year stasis )

 

[craigbrew]

Bloodsport!!!!!!!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Was gonna say the three musketeers also but thought I should leave some out. Not kick ass worthy. I've had a thing for her since fifth element. Big boom, big bodda boom..

she has some pics in purple something or other magazine. I would link but it is ****. worth a peek!

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

There's really only one answer 300

There is no more kickass movie than that. Yes it's horribly written, fairly racist, and somewhat homoerotic, but there's no more kickass movie than 300. It's just an hour and a half of bad ass whooping.

Second for me has to be Reservoir Dogs or Full Metal Jacket.

 

[masonsjax]

Punisher
Pale Rider

 

[cheezydemon3]

AWWWWWW!!!! So many good ones.

The WINNER IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any movie with mila jovovich.....thanks for playing.

 

[edmanster]

she has some pics in purple something or other magazine. I would link but it is ****. worth a peek!

Any pic of her is worth a peek

AWWWWWW!!!! So many good ones.

The WINNER IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any movie with mila jovovich.....thanks for playing.

lol...

 

[GarageDweller]

Patrick Swayze is/was? kind of a tap dancing gay, but what about "Roadhouse". terrible movie, but lots of fist fighting.

what about early Indiana Jones? Temple of Doom? Raiders of the Lost Ark? However, the last indiana jones movie was a disgrace to all humanity. talk about bastardizing something that was so pure to me as a kid.
meh...

 

[BrewerinBR]

Enemy Mine
This movie kicks ass because it teaches that my enemy is not unlike myself!

For Whom the Bell Tolls
2 reasons - Ingrid Bergman and Ernest Hemingway

Band of Brothers
Because it really happened!

 

[Tex]

Universal Soldier

 

[jwalker1140]

Desperado was pretty kick ass. Dude shot rockets from his guitar case...

 

[unionrdr]

Bruce Lee,"Enter The Dragon"! Thanks for playing...

 

[HoppyDaze]

From dusk till dawn. Loved that movie.

Yes!!