Million dollar idea

[RichFellows]

I'm going to brew a Pabst Blue Ribbon clone, label it as "Artisan Produced, Locally Brewed" to hipsters for $25 a can. They won't be able to buy it fast enough. :rockin:

 

[1977Brewer]

If by "million dollar" you mean the fines you would incrue, then yes.

 

[motobrewer]

I'm going to brew a Pabst Blue Ribbon clone, label it as "Artisan Produced, Locally Brewed" to hipsters for $25 a can. They won't be able to buy it fast enough. :rockin:

super cool story bro. tell it again.

 

[Wrangled13]

I laughed at how fast this went south

 

[BadWolfBrewing]

I'm going to brew a Pabst Blue Ribbon clone, label it as "Artisan Produced, Locally Brewed" to hipsters for $25 a can. They won't be able to buy it fast enough. :rockin:

I think you are getting hipsters and yuppies confused. I don't know any hipsters that can afford a $25 beer.

 

[okbecker]

Just make sure you brew it with Brettanomyces and/or Lactobacillus

 

[LandoLincoln]

I'm going to brew a Pabst Blue Ribbon clone, label it as "Artisan Produced, Locally Brewed" to hipsters for $25 a can. They won't be able to buy it fast enough. :rockin:

You don't get out much, do you.

 

[JKoravos]

That beer better be VERY ironic if I'm going to pay $25 a can! I'm talking Alanis Morissette level irony here.

 

[1977Brewer]

That beer better be VERY ironic if I'm going to pay $25 a can! I'm talking Alanis Morissette level irony here.

10,000 Spoons Lager

Perfect.

 

[Terek]

If by "million dollar" you mean the fines you would incrue, then yes.

he could be a licensed distributor

 

[ubnserved]

I think you are getting hipsters and yuppies confused. I don't know any hipsters that can afford a $25 beer.

I think i found the reason why they don't have any money. ..... which one would you hire? In the 80's we had people of alternative dress also and before that is was hippies.

 

[Millsy]

Haha that's awesome, I don't know if everyone that responded is a hipster but that's wicked funny or maybe they just don't live around hipsters.

 

[grrickar]

Brew it with green pine needles and tell them it was banned in 16 countries due to the insane amount of hops in it. Age it in wet pine casks for more aroma. Should sell like hotcakes.

 

[sudbuddy]

better put it in a really obscure can size, like 19 oz. or something

 

[Sailingeric]

and make sure it is delivered by a penny-farthing

 

[giraffe]

http://www.churchkeycanco.com/home.html

Already done.

 

[Brettomomyces]

better put it in a really obscure can size, like 19 oz. or something

19.2 oz, "JRR Tallcan" is printed on the bottom too next to the packaging date

 

[sudbuddy]

http://www.churchkeycanco.com/home.html

Already done.

Wow, that was fast

 

[RichFellows]

Few people here didn't get the joke but cheers to those that did.

 

[LandoLincoln]

Few people here didn't get the joke but cheers to those that did.

So what you're saying is, we'd get the joke, but it's a bit too obscure for us.

You sound like a hipster.

 

[RichFellows]

I don't even own ironic glasses. Or wear glasses at all. Lol

 

[LandoLincoln]

I don't even own ironic glasses. Or wear glasses at all. Lol

Do a hippie joke next.

 

[sudbuddy]

So what you're saying is, we'd get the joke, but it's a bit too obscure for us.



You sound like a hipster.

Lando gets to the heart of the matter once again [emoji122][emoji122]

 

[1977Brewer]

Do a hippie joke next.

Wait, he's got 2 minutes on beatniks that KILLS.


We get the joke dude, it's just not funny.

 

[sudbuddy]

Wait, he's got 2 minutes on beatniks that KILLS.


We get the joke dude, it's just not funny.

Oh, relax. It's drinkin time on HBT and the Hawks are playing. Time for us Chicagoans to get rowdy

 

[1977Brewer]

Oh, relax. It's drinkin time on HBT and the Hawks are playing. Time for us Chicagoans to get rowdy

My beard and flannel shirt are offended by his insensitivity.

 

[sudbuddy]

My beard and flannel shirt are offended by his insensitivity.

What about your Pabst Blue Ribbon and ironic hairstyle?

 

[1977Brewer]

What about your Pabst Blue Ribbon and ironic hairstyle?

Now you're offensive. I'm bald.

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[hunter_le five]

We get the joke dude, it's just not funny.

Wow, tough crowd. Maybe something new and fresh, like a chuck Norris joke, is in order?

 

[Teromous]

I think i found the reason why they don't have any money. ..... which one would you hire? In the 80's we had people of alternative dress also and before that is was hippies.

Is that Greg Koch from Stone? I mean seriously look at the resemblance...

 

[1977Brewer]

Wow, tough crowd. Maybe something new and fresh, like a chuck Norris joke, is in order?

You'll notice my absence there too.

I do love a good doge meme though. Let's do that instead.

 

[sudbuddy]

Now you're offensive. I'm bald.

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Damn dude, you're super floccin bald! But isn't that kind of ironic after I called you out for an ironic hairstyle? Unidentified irony is a crime no hipster can abide

 

[sudbuddy]

Let's commence the drunk and watching (almost) playoff hockey ****show that is my life in the spring. Sorry in advance

 

[sudbuddy]

Sh!tshow*

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Wow, tough crowd. Maybe something new and fresh, like a chuck Norris joke, is in order?

Meh. Eff every one, let's get @Billy-Klubb in here for the berry punches.

 

[1977Brewer]

Damn dude, you're super floccin bald! But isn't that kind of ironic after I called you out for an ironic hairstyle? Unidentified irony is a crime no hipster can abide

Like rain on your wedding day.

 

[sudbuddy]

Like rain on your wedding day.

Touché sir. Or a free ride when you already paid

 

[HumulusHead]

Oh, relax. It's drinkin time on HBT and the Hawks are playing. Time for us Chicagoans to get rowdy

You mean time to get WILD?!

 

[sudbuddy]

You mean time to get WILD?!

Bite me sh!tweasel

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Meh. Eff every one, let's get @Billy-Klubb in here for the berry punches.

instead of punching everyone in the berries in this thread, I'm gonna be ironic and punch people with my berries.