MILLER FORTUNE BEER....undistilled

[WesleyS]

I went my own way with what I had in front of me because I swing that way. To accuse me of not knowing Monty is probably the biggest insult you can offer a Brit of my age with anything resembling a sense of humour.

You are dead to me.

Not dead in the sense of being no longer alive, more like dead in the sense of being slowly strangled, cut up into little cubes, and fed to a dog with bad table manners.

When I say dead, I don't mean in the heart stopped beating sense. I mean going back in a time machine, killing your grandma when she was six years old, and kicking your grandpa in the nutsacks with really pointy boot. In other words, never having existing dead. Technically, never having been alive kinda dead.

Visit the Kayak thread. I'm the ******* that posted a very abstract post with the Monty reference that everyone ignored or didn't get. I simply did it because............Oh! Mrs. Megaton's brain just exploded!

You're British?!











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[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You're British?!

You are Wesley Snipes?

 

[WesleyS]

You are Wesley Snipes?

Well, my career is pretty much over, so I thought I'd try my hand at homebrewing and talking nonsense on Internet forums.


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[seabass07]

Not a dream. I think it was an Applebees.



Ha!

Anyway, I blame our mental health system for missing that opportunity to help. The food there is great.

Blasphemy!! Burn him!

 

[estricklin]

Hah, hilarious guys, keep it coming.

 

[day_trippr]

I'm feeling perilously close to an emerging rabbit hole...

Cheers! ipe:

 

[boydster]

Blasphemy!! Burn him!

I won't burn properly. I weigh more than a duck.

 

[seabass07]

But less than a church, right?

 

[boydster]

Well sure, sure. Obviously.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I went my own way with what I had in front of me because I swing that way. To accuse me of not knowing Monty is probably the biggest insult you can offer a Brit of my age with anything resembling a sense of humour.

You are dead to me.

Not dead in the sense of being no longer alive, more like dead in the sense of being slowly strangled, cut up into little cubes, and fed to a dog with bad table manners.

When I say dead, I don't mean in the heart stopped beating sense. I mean going back in a time machine, killing your grandma when she was six years old, and kicking your grandpa in the nutsacks with really pointy boot. In other words, never having existing dead. Technically, never having been alive kinda dead.

Visit the Kayak thread. I'm the ******* that posted a very abstract post with the Monty reference that everyone ignored or didn't get. I simply did it because............Oh! Mrs. Megaton's brain just exploded!

What? I came in here for an argument.

This is clearly abuse.

....................Damned Limey bastard.

 

[Zuljin]

Paddle or die!

 

[boydster]

You are dead to me.

Not dead in the sense of being no longer alive, more like dead in the sense of being slowly strangled, cut up into little cubes, and fed to a dog with bad table manners.

Well, my career is pretty much over, so I thought I'd try my hand at homebrewing and talking nonsense on Internet forums.

Blasphemy!! Burn him!

What? I came in here for an argument.

This is clearly abuse.

....................Damned Limey bastard.

Paddle or die!

I knew it. I'm surrounded by A$$holes. Keep firing, A$$holes!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I knew it. I'm surrounded by A$$holes. Keep firing, A$$holes!

I choose to take the word a$$holes literally, as in actual a$$holes. The mental image your post brings is priceless. Keep firing, a$$holes! :rockin:

 

[boydster]

The A$$holes are people, and deserve the proper capitalization that goes along with a proper noun like any other person has. They are a proud clan. One of them was a Major. I'm not sure if he was the one that made the cookies, or if it was one of the others, but it was one of them. They were good. The cookies, that is. But then, I enjoyed the Applebees food, so what do I know? Anyway, I think I've made my point.

 

[Zuljin]

No. This group are not the ********. Believe me.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

No. This group are not the ********. Believe me.

Was that a Jedi mind trick?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Applebees........those majestic insects that love APPLES......

WTF?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Applebees........those majestic insects that love APPLES......

WTF?

I much prefer them to the dreaded ballsackbees

 

[Zuljin]

Applebee's used to have really good chicken tenders and honey mustard. The tenders were thick and juicy, and not just chicken flavored breading. The honey mustard was sweet and spicy.

We ate at Genghis Grill last night. Neat idea. You pick the ingredients. They cook it on a large flat griddle. It's about as Mongolian as Applebee's, but it was good. So, I'm going to rutabaga, or however that's said.

 

[WesleyS]

Was that a Jedi mind trick?

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[boydster]

Applebees........those majestic insects that love APPLES......

WTF?

Please. Insects don't use computers.

 

[alane1]

I knew it. I'm surrounded by A$$holes. Keep firing, A$$holes!

As long as it's descent and military, with precision drilling.

 

[seabass07]

What's this about drilling a$$holes?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

What's this about drilling a$$holes?

Some people like to be surrounded by them.

 

[Zuljin]

Please. Insects don't use computers.

Arguable, as hemipterans are oft found utilizing software, much to our chagrin.

 

[boydster]

Arguable, as hemipterans are oft found utilizing software, much to our chagrin.

Well that explains why there is always a bite taken out of the fruit on my computer. That's been troubling me. Cheers. I don't know that utilizing software for its caloric value showcases the same level of cognition as the chef from Applebees demonstrated, though.


Hmm.... now that I think of it, the insects might have the intellectual advantage here. I've never seen one take its own life with a fork. I retract my previous statement about the cognitive abilities of insects and humbly apologize to any aphids I may have offended.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Whenever I ask a bee to use it's charger, they all carry iphones. Every damned one.

Except one Tracker jacker. It had a droid.....or maybe I was hallucinating.....