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Alright Ladies, listen up:

You WILL have a Merry Christmas or I will PT your asses until I get tired.

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Meh. I just got a 90 last week on my pt test... Last one of my career... And no I am not on a profile either! Bring it!


Merry Christmas!
 
Alright Ladies, listen up:

You WILL have a Merry Christmas or I will PT your asses until I get tired.

Oh, boy, that brings back memories. I did my last PT in 1983. While singing the (then) jingle from the Army commercials, "Be all that you can be" with a huge smile on my face. The last PT is always the best one, I'd think. :D
 
May peace and plenty be the first to lift the latch to your door,
and happiness be guided to your home by the candle of Christmas.

Wishing all my new friends here on HBT an abundance of gifts from the heart and a blessed Merry Christmas, and a safe & Happy New Year. It has been a great pleasure sharing time and fellowship with each of you this forum. Please remember my brothers and sisters whom remain overseas this Christmas season who are away from their families. GOD speed to you all for a safe and speedy trip home. Thank you for your dedication and friendship all of you have offered.

Merry Christmas,

Kenny
 
Twas the night before Christmas & all through the brewery, not a creature was was stirring, except for the brewer, who was checking the slurry.

He washed the yeast samples & put them up to freeze before heading outside to smoke in the breeze.

He came back inside & thought it'd be fun to go sample the beer, starting with tank 1.

So he drew off a pint of pale ale in a jar, tasted & drank & thought "the best pale ale by far!"

So off to tank 2 he went with a grin, for this tank was a juniper ale that tasted like gin.

After a pint of this, and it was quite good, he thought he should go home, yes, he should.

But instead he went to check on tank 3, contained in this vessel was a batch of skeeter pee.

The lemony goodness, down his throat it did flow, giving his face a vigorous glow.

Then on to tank 4 he went at a trot, for this tank held porter and for that he was hot.

The sweet malty brew, down his gullet it flew, his head it was now a spinnin'.
He knew that he'd better get home pretty soon, cuz he was longing for his bedsheets of linen.

Just one more stop he said with a smile, as he wove on down the lane, to tank #5, it looked like a beehive, and contained chocolate stout, which he stirred with a candy cane.

He drew off a pint to finish his night, before going home this Christmas eve, and he set out a jug, from which Santa could tug, getting drunk, at his ease.

Off home he went, feeling a bit spent, trudging through ice & snow, to his nice warm house, a hot toddy or 2 and of course his loving SWMBO.

The rest of the night is a private affair, you naughty voyeurs online, go brew some beer, feed spent grain to the deer, Merry Christmas & have a great time!
Regards, GF. :tank:
 
Merry Christmas to all and a very sincere thanks to all on the forum who have taught an old dog a few new tricks.

Thanks again.

bosco
 
Merry Christmas back at all of you. Belated happy Chanukah to fellow "Hebrewers", as well.

What a hoot to find this site and others who share in my obsession for brewing and cobbling together gear from surplus and odds and ends!

My name is Ian and I have been a homebrewers for 18 years, now...
 
God bless us every one, and Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!
 

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