Men who sit to pee

[adamranders]

 

[Inkleg]

If I had Tom Brady's money, I'd hire someone to sit while I peed.

 

[b-boy]

Man Who stand on toilet is high on pot :confused
Honestly I don't know why some guys are still defending standing as the only manly way.
I am as manly as you can get. I'm a professional auto mechanic with three ex-wives and two kids.
I'm 6'0" and 245 lbs
I am gonna sit to pee when I feel like it. If you don't like it your welcome to come and try to stop me.

Auto mechanic? Hmm...you must work on those prissy Italian cars. A Ford/GM guy will always stand.

 

[chisena]

Wow this post is still trending... Nice.

 

[Conan]

Ever notice the rust spots on steel urinal separators? They're only found where there's pee splatter.

I stand, myself. Sometimes it's even hands free. At home it's almost always while brushing my teeth. Kyle

 

[soccerdad]

...hands free ... while brushing my teeth

how do you rinse the toothbrush?

 

[passedpawn]

I pee in my front yard, my back yard, and my side yard a LOT more than in the house. No place to sit out there.

Honestly, I don't understand why you'd sit to pee unless you were reading the paper or something, which I understand completely. Why do you all think that little flap is on the front of your undies? (er, wait, maybe the sitters are thong men?)

 

[Venari]

how do you rinse the toothbrush?

If you're peeing longer than it takes to brush your teeth, you've got a massive bladder.

 

[passedpawn]

If you're peeing longer than it takes to brush your teeth, you've got a massive bladder.

Maybe he's not so much into dental care?

 

[bluemoose]

If you're peeing longer than it takes to brush your teeth, you've got a massive bladder.

Or a prostate problem

 

[Venari]

Maybe he's not so much into dental care?

If that'st he case, there's a stream right there he can rinse in

 

[drainbamage]

Ever notice the rust spots on steel urinal separators? They're only found where there's pee splatter.

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

Ask the dudes who dump in the urinals. They could teach you...

 

[chisena]

Any the final consensus is..... Sitting makes all the difference.

 

[slym2none]

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

Facing the wall, duh.

That way you don't see the people that are looking at you weird.

 

[Jwin]

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

Facing outward, legs crossed, grinning with mouth open.

 

[chisena]

Facing outwards. Legs spread, crying tears of joy

 

[passedpawn]

Ask the dudes who dump in the urinals. They could teach you...

The strongest chemical I had when I was a janitor at Tanoma Mines wouldn't reduce the giant turd in the urinal. I quit that night (my boss, Jack, talked me out of it and took care of the log himself).

Facing the wall, duh.

That way you don't see the people that are looking at you weird.

USMC boot camp will cure you of shyness on a toilet. 8 guys at a time, the entire platoon has to go, no doors. Happy Veterans Day!

 

[iijakii]

The strongest chemical I had when I was a janitor at Tanoma Mines wouldn't reduce the giant turd in the urinal. I quit that night (my boss, Jack, talked me out of it and took care of the log himself).

I can imagine the pleasant muratic acid and turd aroma.

 

[passedpawn]

I can imagine the pleasant muratic acid and turd aroma.

I'm pretty sure it was sulfuric based. Not as bad as the toilets the that the hemorrhoid folks used. Looked like a crime scene, those.

 

[slym2none]

USMC boot camp will cure you of shyness on a toilet. 8 guys at a time, the entire platoon has to go, no doors. Happy Veterans Day!

 

[beernutz]

For some reason this thread reminds me of the old Richard Pryor routine about two guys pissing off a bridge. "This water sure is cold." "Yeah, and it's deep too."

 

[SeraW]

My gods I thought this thread was dead...

 

[beernutz]

My gods I thought this thread was dead...

I am a bit surprised a married queer witchy woman would be checking such a thread OTOH if a thread subject included the words lesbian and pee I'd be on that in a New York second so I guess I shouldn't be.

 

[Microscopist]

I've broken my foot, I gotta sit just to undo my fly at the moment :-(

 

[agrazela]

I once had a boss who, when he got annoyed with someone (usually a customer), would later refer to them as "that Skwatoopee sum'bitch so-and-so..."

I kept thinking to myself, "is that a Native American word or something?"

Eventually I figured out he was saying, "squat to pee..."

 

[unionrdr]

Men who have to squat to pee are old like me,
Juan Hung Lo is now my go.
Being partially cripple leaves me to dribble,
Not something pretty to see,
When my hobble gets quicker,
From drinkin' my licker,
Faster down the hall I go!

 

[odorf]

I have a urinal in my bathroom, so I stand

I have to be carefull, the cat likes to sleep in the urinal

i almost peed on his head one night

 

[Venari]

I have a urinal in my bathroom, so I stand

I have to be carefull, the cat likes to sleep in the urinal

i almost peed on his head one night

your cat sleeps in the sink?

 

[agrazela]

your cat sleeps in the sink?

Keep the sink thing on the DL. There might be wives checking in on this thread...