Men who sit to pee

[ThirstyChap]

Don't feed the troll, guys ...

Prof. Elemental wrote a song about that....

Internet words to live by.

Now time for a tinkle.

 

[chisena]

What about standing and crapping?
[emoji86]

 

[slym2none]

Don't feed the troll, guys ...

 

[KayaBrew]

picture hanging in my grandparents bathroom read: "We aim to please, you aim too, please".

 

[drainbamage]

picture hanging in my grandparents bathroom read: "We aim to please, you aim too, please".

Hmm...my uncle always said about his pool, "I'm very particular about the pH factor: if you P in my pool, I'll beat the H out of you."

 

[slym2none]

picture hanging in my grandparents bathroom read: "We aim to please, you aim too, please".

My one grandmother had a little cross-stitched piece in a frame, on the top of the toilet's tank, that said "Be an adult, not a kid. Hit the toilet, not the lid."

 

[SanPancho]

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HIlarious!


i actually saw a drunk guy make a move like he was going to use one of these as a urinal, but he snapped out of it when he got a few strange looks from dudes entering past him to the real urinals and toilets at the back of the restrooms.

 

[Kee]

My one grandmother had a little cross-stitched piece in a frame, on the top of the toilet's tank, that said "Be an adult, not a kid. Hit the toilet, not the lid."

I saw a sign in the restroom of a country store a few days ago: "Stand closer, it's shorter than you think".

 

[Zuljin]

Both of them probably sit to pee, on each other.

 

[sudbuddy]

Everybody. Everybody. For real guys, come on. I need your attention briefly because I was just given THIS GIGANTIC ****ING ENORMOUS HUGE MUSHROOM. RView attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1442640172.730861.jpg

Look at this ****ing thing, it's ****** enormous!!!

 

[TX_Brewing]

Everybody. Everybody. For real guys, come on. I need your attention briefly because I was just given THIS GIGANTIC ****ING ENORMOUS HUGE MUSHROOM. RView attachment 304124

Look at this ****ing thing, it's ****** enormous!!!

So did you sit or stand to pee on it??

 

[Natdavis777]

I stand (as stated earlier) but the light never comes on and the wife always complains... Oh well, I take care of the outside, she takes care of the inside. Id say in 98% in the bowl (including drunk!!)...

Someone touched on a bidet. As a man who stands, Ive wanted one for years... I indulge in spicy foods. Im secure with myself. After a good ghost chili wing night and multiple drinks, a bidet sounds like a blessing.... Swallow your pride if you can stand a little water springing up to relieve the brown eye...

 

[Kharnynb]

In finland, practically all toilets have a bidet hose installed, space-saving and pretty easy to even install yourself

 

[Jcruse]

Everybody. Everybody. For real guys, come on. I need your attention briefly because I was just given THIS GIGANTIC ****ING ENORMOUS HUGE MUSHROOM. RView attachment 304124

Look at this ****ing thing, it's ****** enormous!!!

What kind of a ghetto scale is that???

 

[Jwin]

Everybody. Everybody. For real guys, come on. I need your attention briefly because I was just given THIS GIGANTIC ****ING ENORMOUS HUGE MUSHROOM. RView attachment 304124

Look at this ****ing thing, it's ****** enormous!!!

Eat it and turn into big Mario.

Congrats on the off topic post of the year.

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

For your consideration...Even Sasquatch stands to take a leak....

 

[Melana]

For your consideration...Even Sasquatch stands to take a leak....

Someone should shave him. Back hair is not sexy.

 

[coolharry]

Someone should shave him. Back hair is not sexy.

Shave a man's back for him and he'll purr like walrus.

 

[slym2none]

Shave a man's back for him and he'll purr like walrus.

 

[soccerdad]

I thought Sasquatch would be taller

 

[ButcherBoy]

I thought Sasquatch would be taller

He is, that pic is a Yeti.

 

[itsnotrequired]

i sit at home, relative's houses, friend's houses, etc. stand at bars, restaurants, sporting events, concerts, etc.

 

[Heavenly]

Probably been said, but sitting to pee makes you less of a man? Holy crap is that ridiculous. Sit or stand, you're a man.

What makes you less of a man is something like running out on child support payments.

 

[BBQB]

Hmmm, sounds like something a man who sits to pee would say

 

[slym2none]

And THAT sounds like something a man who needs to feed his own ego would say.

*smirk*

 

[lump42]

What kind of a ghetto scale is that???

Mettler Toledo are high-end scientific balances. It just looks like it has gotten plenty of love.

 

[Hemidoc]

Man Who stand on toilet is high on pot :confused
Honestly I don't know why some guys are still defending standing as the only manly way.
I am as manly as you can get. I'm a professional auto mechanic with three ex-wives and two kids.
I'm 6'0" and 245 lbs
I am gonna sit to pee when I feel like it. If you don't like it your welcome to come and try to stop me.

 

[harleybug88]

"Man, this just isn't right."

 

[sudbuddy]

Mettler Toledo are high-end scientific balances. It just looks like it has gotten plenty of love.

Thanks for coming to my defense! Yep, that scale measures hundreds of pounds of grain a day. Lots and lots of love

 

[Natdavis777]

Regardless of pissing or smashing, does anyone throw down some TP on the seat if in a public place or anywhere but your house? I do. I layer that bad boy up. Those disposable seat covers dont do justice to what a few pulls of some tp can do. The only commodes that meet my bare a$$ are the ones in my home.