Men who sit to pee

[betarhoalphadelta]

A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.

By the range in which threads here go off-topic, that's actually pretty pedestrian for 300 posts in...

 

[slym2none]

You all are a bunch of freaks.

Yep! Every one of us... including you.

:fro:

 

[jhoneycutt]

Good grief, how do you guys get anything done? I'm a one-a-day-er, and I've adjusted my schedule to get the deed done fairly early in the morning, so it doesn't become a factor during any other activities planned for the day.

3 times a day?

5 times a day? That's can't be healthy, right? Isn't that indicative of either a horrible diet, or some sort of GI problem?

youll have to take this with a grain of salt BUT, when i was in the army i did see a doc about it. he actually told me that for some it is perfectly normal. said for some its normal to go a little less than once a day. for me if i went less than once a day id be at a doc again cuz id know something was wrong lol. ill also admit my diet isnt perfect sooo

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Peeing or not, I prefer to sit than stand if I can't lay down.

So where peeing is concerned, I am a sitter simply because i haven't yet found a way to pee lying down unless, of course, I'm totally wasted.

I only ever pee standing up if
(A) I am p1ssing on a hobo.........(Because some kids set fire to him)
(B) Pauline from accounts wants yet another *************.

 

[Natdavis777]

Peeing or not, I prefer to sit than stand if I can't lay down.

So where peeing is concerned, I am a sitter simply because i haven't yet found a way to pee lying down unless, of course, I'm totally wasted.

I only ever pee standing up if
(A) I am p1ssing on a hobo.........(Because some kids set fire to him)
(B) Pauline from accounts wants yet another *************.

Pauline is a dirty whore who likes to pay extra :rockin::rockin:

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Pauline is a dirty whore who likes to pay extra :rockin::rockin:

She's my wife, actually.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OK, I kid, I kid!!! Pauline is, indeed a filthy whore!

In my imagination of course.

 

[Natdavis777]

OK, I kid, I kid!!! Pauline is, indeed a filthy whore!

In my imagination of course.

Haha!

Wait, you charge your wife?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Haha!

Wait, you charge your wife?

She is a hybrid. I fill her full of gasoline and plug her into an electrical socket.

When she is fully charged, I.....um.....Pee on her.

Our sex is both electric and explosive.

Please stop now......I get too easily carried away with my BS.

 

[Natdavis777]

She is a hybrid. I fill her full of gasoline and plug her into an electrical socket.



When she is fully charged, I.....um.....Pee on her.



Our sex is both electric and explosive.



Please stop now......I get too easily carried away with my BS.

You need to work with me on Thurs/Fri (when I work with my buddy). How we haven't been fired from sexual harassment, crossing the line, etc is beyond me. Our lady supervisor is a common victim... She likes it though [emoji6]

 

[dkwolf]

As SWMBO says, I have an concrete culvert for a digestive tract, nothing stops it. We have a friend who will come over for wine and cheese parties, I'll usually down about 1 to 1 1/2lbs of cheese, SWMBO and friend won't poop for like 2 days, business as usual for me (never understood how cheese stops some people up).

You know how when you sit down to a movie with a bag of popcorn, you absentmindely eat the whole thing?

I once did that with a 2 lb brick of cheese.

Same as you though... didn't affect me one bit.

 

[cannman]

You know how when you sit down to a movie with a bag of popcorn, you absentmindely eat the whole thing?



I once did that with a 2 lb brick of cheese.



Same as you though... didn't affect me one bit.

Not sure if I should talk about eating cheese, or pooping...

But on a similar note, we no longer keep string cheese in the house... It's portable cheese!!! At least with the brick you have to CUT it and maybe WRAP IT In a napkin. String cheese, I can stuff 4 in my pocket and take one on the go... And be back in 10 minutes...

 

[LAHammer]

... edit - thought this was the farting thread...sorry

 

[azazel1024]

I was reading another thread here where this topic was brought up. The general consensus was that it makes you less of a man to sit. I call B.S. I am proud to say that at home, I sit. I dare any of you standers to wipe the wall or vanity adjacent to the toilet with a damp paper towel. Urine splashes everywhere.

In public restrooms and outside I'll stand. But at home, the rule is to sit. The reason for this is that I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.

Are there any fellow hbt males out there willing to publicly admit to sitting?

Crap I'll public admit that. The times I don't sit at home to pee are generally only if I am hurt. IE sitting would be painful (I have a bad back). Occasionally when I am just filthy sweaty from working in the yard or something.

My mother instilled it in me as a kid. I instill it in my boys. You know what, about 1/4th the number of clean-ups my wife and I have to do with my boys when they sit to pee instead of standing. So, yeah, especially among kids, a good thing to instill at an early age.

Of course I always stand using public restrooms or oot and a boot in nature.

 

[Tin4]

This thread went on a lot longer than I thought it could.

Well done sitters.

 

[Melana]

This thread went on a lot longer than I thought it could.

Well done sitters.

Thanks! I sit down all the time to pee and think nothing of it.

 

[Chadwick]

I didn't bother reading all 32 pages of this thread, none-the-less, I'll share my 2 cents about the matter.

Both are acceptable. Especially as you get older. It's like insurance because while you feel pretty sure what to expect, sometimes **** happens.

 

[Tin4]

Thanks! I sit down all the time to pee and think nothing of it.

Be proud!

 

[firerat]

Thanks! I sit down all the time to pee and think nothing of it.

I'd be more impressed if you said you stood.

 

[harleybug88]

This thread went on a lot longer than I thought it could.

Well done sitters.

What about us standees?

 

[Zekk]

I stand. Since I was 8 or 9 my mom put me in charge of cleaning the toilets. I still stand because America. I remember being at a fraternity party and I was hammered and had l to pee. Well their toilet was covered in dust, so being the nice guy I am, I used my mostly water pee to dust it. Sad thing, before and after the party the bathroom was equally disgusting.

 

[sudbuddy]

I've never heard of a dusty toilet seat. I'm guessing that was Peruvian marching powder my friend, and you literally pissed away a hundred bucks

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Thanks! I sit down all the time to pee and think nothing of it.

I do the thinking for you.

Not a day goes by when I don't think about you peeing on the toilet.

No need to thank me.

 

[nDub]

I stand mostly because I have an angry Aunt who would go apesiht if any of the 8 boys (between brothers and cousins) would stand. She mellowed out thankfully.

Also I poop at work almost exclusively. I typically go twice a day during the work week and not go poop all weekend at home. Weird.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I stand mostly because I have an angry Aunt who would go apesiht if any of the 8 boys (between brothers and cousins) would stand. She mellowed out thankfully.

Also I poop at work almost exclusively. I typically go twice a day during the work week and not go poop all weekend at home. Weird.

I poop standing up too. Usually somewhere between wherever I was when I realized I needed a poop, and the toilet.

 

[paulthenurse]

I do the thinking for you.

Not a day goes by when I don't think about you peeing on the toilet.

No need to thank me.

Everyone who thinks about Melana sitting and peeing raise your hand

 

[jplowe]

i convinced the fiance to let me put in a urinal when we get a new house. No sitting to pee ever!

 

[Tin4]

What about us standees?

Thank you? Seems like that's it's own reward.

I do the thinking for you.

Not a day goes by when I don't think about you peeing on the toilet.

No need to thank me.

Nothing creepy here.

Everyone who thinks about Melana sitting and peeing raise your hand

Nothing creepy here either.

i convinced the fiance to let me put in a urinal when we get a new house. No sitting to pee ever!

That's a little much. You could have just installed a bucket.

 

[Inkleg]

Everyone who thinks about Melana sitting and peeing raise your hand

:rockin:

 

[firerat]

Everyone who thinks about Melana sitting and peeing raise your hand

And once again the thread makes a hard left....