Men who sit to pee

[Gavin C]

THIS.


If I poop at work, I'm being PAID to poop.

Paid by the yard, displacement tons, bushel? Is the rate in line with industry standards?

 

[TheMadKing]

I grew up peeing outdoors more than indoors, so I think I have better than average aim. Never sit to pee. Never.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Holy cow. You had to remodel not only 1, but 2 bathrooms because of uring smellz? You sir, have to be the worst aimer and laziest cleaner-upper I've ever heard of. I'll pee sitting if I'm too drunk to stand or half asleep in the middle of the night and don't want to turn the light on. Other than that, I take full advantage of have a penis.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I grew up peeing outdoors more than indoors, so I think I have better than average aim. Never sit to pee. Never.

I would think if you grew up peeing outdoors more foten, you'd thus have worse aim. Not a lot of call for aiming when outside.

 

[j1n]

At home. Middle of night. Half asleep. SIT...

This^

mainly cause i dont want to turn the lights on to see where im peeing.

 

[TheMadKing]

I would think if you grew up peeing outdoors more foten, you'd thus have worse aim. Not a lot of call for aiming when outside.

My pee-handwriting in the snow is better than my actual penmanship, plus how else was I supposed to kill ants?

magnifying glasses are so 1960

 

[Homercidal]

I would think if you grew up peeing outdoors more foten, you'd thus have worse aim. Not a lot of call for aiming when outside.

No doubt. When I pee outside, I'm coating EVERYTHING I can reach in warm, humid urine.

Drown, ants!

 

[BrewerBrad82]

We are a classy bunch, arent we?

 

[Psylocide]

I save it up FOR work! It's an easy excuse to get a break in between breaks!

What is "break?"

 

[IrregularPulse]

Unnecessary planning on my part has resulted in going ~7 years of having to schedule my social life around pooping.

 

[hunter_le five]

My pee-handwriting in the snow is better than IrregularPulse's typing skills.

Troo.

 

[Psylocide]

Hey man, feel free to sit on a toilet that has met no less than 50 pairs of sweaty asscheeks and stew in everyone else's stank nuggets.

Go ahead and smear your ****ty cake with 100% recycled-phone-book 1-ply.

Doesn't bother me any.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Paid by the yard, displacement tons, bushel? Is the rate in line with industry standards?

Lineal feet or decimal liter depending on braxton scale

I would think if you grew up peeing outdoors more foten, you'd thus have worse aim. Not a lot of call for aiming when outside.

Which definition of foten? Norwegian or Latin?

We are a classy bunch, arent we?

Some of us are prosit to pee, some of us are antisit to pee.

Personally, I situ pee every time.

 

[PlexVector]

Deep, too!

and muddy...

 

[b-boy]

Reads the title of the thread......Good lord I'm in the WEIRD part of the forum again....

Where's the un-weird part of the forum? I've never been there.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Hey man, feel free to sit on a toilet that has met no less than 50 pairs of sweaty asscheeks and stew in everyone else's stank nuggets.

Go ahead and smear your ****ty cake with 100% recycled-phone-book 1-ply.

Doesn't bother me any.

FYI, in seven years time they've invented flushable seatcovers and continuous feed cake wrap that allows you to decide the number of plies.

 

[drainbamage]

Where's the un-weird part of the forum? I've never been there.

Sounds like someplace I don't want to be.

 

[b-boy]

Hey man, feel free to sit on a toilet that has met no less than 50 pairs of sweaty asscheeks and stew in everyone else's stank nuggets.

Go ahead and smear your ****ty cake with 100% recycled-phone-book 1-ply.

Doesn't bother me any.

Hmm...I'm guessing you don't go camping.

 

[Psylocide]

Hmm...I'm guessing you don't go camping.

I solo backpack for days on end.

Log + wet wipes = better than any public restroom ever.

 

[PlexVector]

I would think if you grew up peeing outdoors more foten, you'd thus have worse aim. Not a lot of call for aiming when outside.

Oh there's lots of things to aim at:
spiders,
leaves,
trees,
knot holes,
small rocks,
big rocks,
passing birds,
etc...

 

[CaptBrew8386]

Though I despise pooping in public bathrooms, back when I worked in an office, I pooped in there twice a day. I would grab my phone and ipod (no smart phones then) and take a 45 min break listening to music, texting my buddies and dropping a deuce. Nothing like pooping on the clock.

About a month ago, my "avoidance of sitting on public toilets" streak ended. I had to poop on a plane...it was miserable.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I used to work in a lab where we had mandatory overtime, which was fine by me. The only problem was that I didn't need 50 hours a week to get my work done. I wasn't allowed to leave my area and work on other stuff, so I found a bathroom in the abandoned upstairs part of the building. It had one big handicap access stall, so I put a chair and a little table in there. Nice and cozy. I read a good chunk of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series in that stall.

 

[cannman]

I sit if I'm In someone else's home, stand at my home, stand In public restrooms(if forced to use toilet, not urinal).

Sometimes my pants are ill fitted and standing would show my heart boxers or the like... So then I sit.

Making a huge fart also helps with deception.

I'm not one to be embarrassed to take a Deuce with someone sitting next to me in the stall, so I try and make lots of noise in public to ease the tension.

Love the family restroom with the lock on the main door for privacy though...

 

[soccerdad]

True story - 20 some years ago a good friend was standing to pee in the middle of night, got dizzy, dove to the tile floor and lost his 2 front teeth. Lesson learned for me .. at home and in the dark, I sit.

 

[Hophunter]

Holy cow. You had to remodel not only 1, but 2 bathrooms because of uring smellz? You sir, have to be the worst aimer and laziest cleaner-upper I've ever heard of. I'll pee sitting if I'm too drunk to stand or half asleep in the middle of the night and don't want to turn the light on. Other than that, I take full advantage of have a penis.

I believe my post was misinterpreted. Two bathrooms, different houses, like that when we moved in. One probably the result of an octogenarian leading to a vanity that was rotting away at the bottom. The other probably a combination of time and kids.

Btw, it's not so much about aim but about the splash back. You think the droplets on the rim or seat are confined to the toilet? In public, outside, etc, standing. At home, sit. (unless too much homebrew and forget where i am). I like writing my name in the dirt/snow, drowning ants and whatnot as much as the next man. I just believe in a clean home. Same reason that we don't wear shoes in the house.

 

[thekraken]

Same reason that we don't wear shoes in the house.

Ughh, that drives me nuts! It's irritating enough when friends make me take my shoes off at the door, I think if they told me I had to sit when I pee at their house I would have to swiftly confiscate their man card.

"I’m a man, and you…if you need me, I’m gonna be in the garage… hangin’ sheet rock, ’round an engine I’m rebuilding.
...
WHERE’S MY CHEWIN’ TOBACCO?!!" -meatwad

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Same reason that we don't wear shoes in the house.

So, your floors are covered in sweaty foot funk, and foot fungus. I'll keep my shoes on thanks.

 

[Kharnynb]

At home, sit, it's easier, especially in the dark.

In public, stand..you never know.

reminds me of the time when I was still working at a bar/music stage.
One of the women complained that men shouldn't be allowed in the ladies bathrooms, even to clean em at closing time.
Never had the guys agree so fast....Womens bathrooms in public places are much worse than mens.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

M... kay...


I try to stand as often as possible. That water is cold!

...deep too.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Standing to pee is the only opportunity you get to pee the poop stains off the bowl.