LOL! Perfect 

I haven't seen Smurf in a while, I have to reach out to him.
Incidentally, I vote for jacking up the steinbeer this year; like, let's buy a bag or two of coal, proper coal, and hook up a hair dryer or lead blower or something to stoke the fire a bit bit.
Just talked to Drunken the Welder and he's got a brake drum kicking around that we're going to weld legs on and stub a pipe off the bottom. Voila... Forge. Who knows where to get coal?
I get some in my stalking every year[..]
Well, Hoosac Valley Coal & Grain is right downtown from me. Won't help you before Masstoberfest, but I can bring some out for the steinbier if you want. Premium anthracite!