Okay, good and gentle folks, I did it.
I actually read this entire thread from post #1 to here. Every single post and response. Including watched every video, scoped every picture, and visited every link that still worked. I call in research. My wife calls it OCD.
For my first post to this forum, I thought Id sum up the
11 Things I've learned:
1. Most people do not look for their answer but simply post the question again. Someone said, "they ask the same questions every other page." And that's totally true. There really is a "Search This Thread" function but most people will never use it. All they really need to do is GO BACK about one or two pages and someone else asked the same question there. Again.
2. Most yeasts will work. Yes, the bread yeast will also work but gives it a funky taste. The recipe calls for Red Star Montrachet WINE yeast. One packet will easily work for 1 to 6 gallons of juice. Yes, you can start a new batch on top of the old yeast but you risk ruining an entire batch of Apfelwein for a $1 packet of yeast. Refer to #7.
3. Most apple juices and ciders without preservatives will work. Ascorbic acid is okay. Made from Concentrate is okay. You dont need to boil the juice if its packaged, store bought, and says pasteurized. Juice appears to clear better and faster than cider because it's already been filtered and has less junk floating around. I even learned the difference between juice and cider. If you use anything other than apple juice, please see #7.
4. Most containers will work. Especially if you can fit an airlock on it. Or, you can leave the bottle caps loose, or use an airlock condom. (BTW, that was priceless) I believe these are popular in college dormitories. You could probably ferment this in the bathtub though the porcelain fermenter located next to the bathtub is usually not recommended until AFTER consumption. Refer to #10.
5. Most sugars (including table sugar, brown sugar, and honey) will work but the recipe calls for dextrose. Table sugar contains extra fructose that leaves the wine a bit sweeter than using just dextrose (corn sugar) because yeast cannot ferment it completely. Corn sugar, priming sugar, and dextrose really are the same thing, and yes, you can use it to prime carbonation. Or, you can use table sugar, honey, or apple juice. And, its about 1 ounce of dextrose to 1 gallon of wine for priming. Thats by weight. Pounds equals a weight measurement. So if it says pounds and you use cups, it aint exactly right. Cups is a volume measurement. Lactose is for sweetening, it WILL NOT ferment or prime carbonation. Though, I am one of the people that is subject to internat lactose fermentation. It oftens results in a reduction of the benefits stated in #10. I even remember a post about fermenting with corn syrup but don't remember how that one turned out. Its probably already been asked and I dont want to read through XXXX pages or use the Search This Thread function to find out.
6. When a post starts out, "I know it's already been asked, but let me just ask...." It has been asked, usually on the page right before this one. This statement is often followed by, I dont want to look through XXXX pages
. Please see #1.
7. When you change one thing out of a list of three, that's a 33% change. That's a big change. So, when a post says, "I followed EdWort's recipe to a tee but I changed (insert one: Juice; Sugar; Yeast)." It's really a major change to the recipe. This recipe only has three ingredients. Folks, if you change all three items, it's no longer the same recipe. Thats why it tastes different. If you change one item, 1/3 of the ingredients, itll taste different. Taste is subjective. No one can answer your question of, I changed XXXX, whatll it taste like?
8. Yeast nutrients are your friend and might keep rhino farts at bay. And, you can only blame so much on the dog. Though, if you tell SWMBO you stayed married to her even though she smells worse, you will never get to enjoy the benefits of #10. I never did learn just how close to get to really sniff test a rhino fart. Or, who tried it first.
9. Patience is key. As it is with any wine. Some folks ask, "It's two weeks since I pitched my yeast and it tastes funny. What do I do?" See #11. Two weeks isn't enough time for the yeasty beasties to really get their work done. The hard part of fermentation might be over, and the air lock a bit quieter, but the clean up still takes time. Give it that time. Don't even bother to taste until it's four weeks past pitch. And, if you taste sooner, whatever happens in your mouth is your fault. And, think of those minute bubbles rolling up the sides of the carboy at the six week mark as left over rhino farts. The ONLY way to tell if fermentation is done is with a hydrometer.
10. Apfelwein is dangerous. It can, and sometimes will, bounce from either end, during and after moderate to extreme consumption, and will often make panties disappear. College age females seem extremely vulnerable to this latter effect, though SWMBOs may be affected (mood music helps) though less so should there be too many rhino farts beforehand.
11. Relax, dont worry, have a home brew. Usually abbreviated RDWHAHB, is blatant plagiarism from The Complete Joy of Home Brewing by Charlie Papazian. We should all tip a glass of homebrewed Apfelwein to him for stealing his catch phrase. Though, in reading the book, he could have left it out about a bajillion times. It wears on the nerves after reading it some 10,000 times in the first chapter alone. Should you not be in a position to RDWHAHB yet, refer to page one of this thread, follow directions, and WAIT as patiently as you can for at least four weeks. See #9.
I'd like to thank everyone that has contributed to my education. After a lengthy phone conversation with a buddy that's been making wine for about 20 years, I've decided to take the plunge and make Apfelwein as MY first home brew. Thank you EdWort for the recipe. As they say, "The check is in the mail," in my case, it's the yeast. The yeast is in the mail. And yes, it's Red Star Montrachet yeast, just like in the recipe.