With the diverse amount of skill sets and knowledge on this forum, I think we should all just form our own sovereign state. Who's with me? :fro:
OK, but I get to be 'The Minister of Fermentation.' And as my first order of business I henceforth declare the following:
Know all ye present,
that the soveirgn state known as 'The Floating Fiefdom of Fermentaville' recognizes that it's citizens are hardworking, loyal, and thirsty.
And that it recognizes that the citizens of FFF have voluntarily left their original homes and emigrated to this fair land in order to improve themselves and their lives, if not their livers.
And as the FFF was founded under that proposition that all beers are created equal,
And since wine is essential to a happy and fulfilling life,
And since running a still is as close as knowing God as any of us are likely to get;
Therefore, let it be known throughout the land,
that The Floating Fiefdom of Fermentables has offically declared,
that Happy Hour will now begin immediatly after Lunch Hour finishes.
And know that all of your bar tabs have been taken care of.
Also, TFFF recognises that Wenches, being essential to the well ordered running of any sort of seagoing vessel, are from this moment forward, to receive two tankards of Grog for every button that is unbuttoned on their blouses, and one tankards of Grog for every inch above their knee that their skirts hem lies. And any Wench who brings aboard a younger sister is excused from galley duty for a week.
So let it be written,
So let it be done!
PTN