Make Beer at Home

[dataz722]

I wanted to make beer at home, but everyone told me it was too hard.

I took up nuclear physics instead.

Probably a good choice. I heard that is safer and less addictive.

 

[cimirie]

You guys joke around with this all you want, but let me tell you something: I tried making my own beer one time and wound up with herpes!

Total winner of the thread!!!

 

[johnnybrew]

My Dad told me that if I played with my beer that I would go blind. Someone in HBT said that Palmer was quoted saying the same thing. Always listen to your parents...

 

[MrWiggles]

Total winner of the thread!!!

Darn it! I was gonna put that in my signature! Guess I'll just have to quote Yooper then...

 

[Saccharomyces]

**** you HomeBrewTalk. All I get is spam for Viagara, and free iPhone 4's I can't use on Verizon's network, and offers for a work at home job when I have a job that lets me work at home making more money than they are offering. **** you. I want YOUR quality of spam.

 

[Revvy]

I think I want to try my hand at this beer making stuff now. I just found this on the internets so it must be good.

Introducing Insta-Beer
The world's first instant beer, available exclusively at KegWorks!
Insta-Beer is revolutionizing the alcohol industry. After years of research,
thousands of trial runs and plenty of hangovers, a dedicated team of German
scientists has perfected a groundbreaking formula for powdered beer.
In less than 60 seconds, each packet makes one 12-ounce serving of
damn good beer. Simply combine the patented brew powder with ice-cold water
for an outstanding glass of the good stuff. It's every bit as enjoyable as your
favorite bottle or can, for a fraction of the price.
Grab 12 Insta-Beer packets for just $7.95

What People Are Saying
"For years I've fantasized about an
instant beer! This product is nothing
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into your pocket and you can have
a great beer anywhere!"

-Marc, Beer Connoisseur, NYC
"The results are more impressive
than some of the pricey craft beers
I've had recently - and all you need
is water. It's almost too good to
be true!"
-Otto, Dumpfbacke Brewery, Germany

It doesn't seem like it's too much work....I don't like doing too much work.
It looks like instant breakfast, I like instant breakfast. All you have to do is stir the instant breakfast powder into a glass of milk, and you get all your bacon and eggs and toast in one glass, without having to crack eggs and stuff.

If you want to make beer at home maybe you want to try this. http://www.kegworks.com/company/insta-beer

Here's the real deal [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]http://www.kegworks.com/company/got-ya?source=instaBeer[/COLOR]

 

[cimirie]

As sad as Insta-Beer sounds, it's too f-ed up not to try. I'm gonna buy some and let y'all know. Who knows, maybe if I like it, I can sell al my equipment and cut mybrew day down from hours to minutes.

This gives new meaning to BIAB!

 

[johnnybrew]

Insta-Beer and an easy wife... now we're gettin' somewhere!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/easy-wife-gives-it-up-on-first-date-night,18110/

Easy Wife Gives It Up On First Date Night
SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 | ISSUE 46•38

OMAHA, NE—Local man James Carlson totally got some Friday night when his wife, Shelly, "went all the way" after just one date night, the lucky husband reported. "I figured it'd be at least three date nights before she gave it up, but all it took was a modest dinner and a few glasses of wine, and she went straight home with me, no questions asked," Carlson said of his wife of eight years, with whom he has three children, James Jr., 7, Wendy, 5, and Sandy, 3. "After we paid the babysitter and brushed our teeth, she couldn't keep her hands off me." Carlson hopes to continue date-nighting his wife for the foreseeable future, seeing as she is such an easy lay.

 

[johnnybrew]

OMG - the Onion always delivers...

Ahhh... to be young again...

http://www.theonion.com/video/study-nearly-80-percent-of-roommates-got-so-drunk,14228/