Make Beer at Home

[aNancy]

Have you ever wanted to make the perfect beer? Are you sick and tired of going to the pub and drinking crappy beer?

If you answered yes, then you need to invest in a beer making kit. You can make your own beer. People will call you Mr. Beer. Folks have been making their own beer for hundreds of years. Now, the technology is easier then ever. Why drink beer that is made with poor ingredients when you can get hops, barley, malt of fantastic quality? With high quality beer making supplies and a great beer making recipe, you will be the best *** around.

 

[JetSmooth]

No. Quite frankly, the thought of brewing my own beer has never crossed my mind.

Please try again later.

 

[jppostKW]

Really its possible to brew my own beer in the comfort of my home???? I must have been living under a rock for the past 2 years

 

[arturo7]

my friend's neighbor made some beer

it was really bad tasting

plus, it makes you go blind

 

[SAMBUCA]

No! I don`t like beer.

 

[superjunior]

I can make my own beer? no way!

 

[Wellshooter]

We are not available to take your call right now please leave your credit card number after the beep so I can buy more brewing supplies.

 

[jmendez29]

You mean someone has to MAKE beer? I always thought it grew on trees. I think you should really meet this guy - https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/looking-investors-partners-new-microbrewery-196414/. He might have just what you're looking for.

On a side note, I think its kinda funny that its in the mindless mumbling section.

 

[maxamuus]

I buy all my beer thru Amway. Are you free to discuss a money making opportunity?

 

[gestyr]

No one has ever called me "Mr. Beer".

 

[maxamuus]

No one has ever called me "Mr. Beer".

Hey there Mr Beer. Better?

 

[HokieBrewer]

You can make money from home! This guy made $60,000 last MONTH!

 

[cedar_lake]

Why would I ever go to all the trouble of making my own beer when Bud is 9.99/case at the grocery store around the corner. Sheesh.

 

[Edcculus]

How strong is it? Does it make dark beer, I don't really like dark beer.

 

[gestyr]

Hey there Mr Beer. Better?

Thanks! Now I feel more betterer!

 

[TomSD]

You mean someone has to MAKE beer? I always thought it grew on trees.

No silly they dig wells for it.

 

[humann_brewing]

I like beer, I should give that a try

 

[Revvy]

Does it involve planting things like that beer garden kit?

Everyone loves the taste of fresh beer. Grow beer in your very own beer garden! You will find it fun, rewarding, and tasty to grow your own beer making plants. They spout and grow quickly and easily. Hops are flavoring and stability agent of beer. Barley is integral in making beer and can regulate blood sugar levels for up to ten hours after consumption. Wheat is used to aid in fermentation and is the second most-produced food in the world. All three of these plants fuse together to make great beer! This complete kit contains everything you need to start several harvests of beer-making plants.

Growing things seems like too much work.

Is making beer a lot of work??? I don't like to do a lot of work.

And what of you don't want to be called Mr Beer? I want to be called "Big Daddy Luv Gun." Does that mean I have to make guns? Is making guns a lot of work...I don't like to do a lot of work.

Man you miss all the cool threads when you are outside actually brewing 2 batches of beer and 5 meads including a brochet for 10 hours.

 

[scrambledegg81]

No silly they dig wells for it.

I thought the beer wizard made it with a flick of his magic wand?

 

[TomSD]

I thought the beer wizard made it with a flick of his magic wand?

Maybe Heineken is made that way? That would explain the taste... or am I thinking of the wrong magic wand?

 

[Edcculus]

After much consideration, I'm going to buy a TNA Candy Beer kit. Thank you for your time.

 

[Joemama474]

maybe heineken is made that way? That would explain the taste... Or am i thinking of the wrong magic wand?

bwahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[dataz722]

After much consideration, I'm going to buy a TNA Candy Beer kit. Thank you for your time.

Winner of this thread!

 

[Palefire]

Can I make my own beer and not have people call me "Mr. Beer"? I'd prefer something cooler. Like "Mr. Bad-ass." Or "Mr. You're so much better than me at everything." If the nickname is part of the deal, I'm not doing it.

 

[bob1852]

all you need to do is place tiny classified ads....

 

[sacrifice]

Brewing beer is illegal in all 59 states!

 

[maxamuus]

Can i make beer that tastes like grapefruit?

 

[hungrymonkey]

I am worried about the ATF breaking down my door and shooting my dog. So I leave the fermenting to the professionals.

 

[Homercidal]

WTF? Somebody posts links on here that can help me make BEER AT HOME, then some dipwad goes and screws with the links so now I'll NEVER find out how to make BEER AT HOME!

Thanks a LOT DIPWAD!

f'n idiot.

 

[Revvy]

Thanks a LOT DIPWAD!

Are dipwads anything like DoubleIPAs? I like dipas, would I like dipwads? I don't know much about beer. Learning things seems like too much work, and I don't like work. And I don't really like much beers, except Dipas.

And this stuff.

Can I make this at home???

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