L.A. Math test

[nikkimac1027]

L.A. Math Test
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:____________________
Gang:________________________

1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?






Who the ballinist gangster here?

 

[Pumbaa]

1. Trick Question. Duane can "attempt" as may drive bys as he would like but will be down to 4 rounds on his 3rd trip which really wont matter because are the first 2 the word will be out on the street and he wontmake it to the 3rd drive by anyway.

2. $1360 if he sells it in 2gram bundles, $490 if he's retarded and keeps screwing himself on his 8ball price & sells another 8ball, 2 - 2 gram bundles and snorts the last gram himself

3. Since he's only getting about 50% of his hoes money do to theiving and holding out his tricks will have to lay 45 Johns so Rufus can get his fiend on unless he gets gets a beat down on them hoes and they start paying up. I know the math dont work out but ya have to figure in the free-bees for the fuzz

4. 1.6ounces. . . but the real question here is why homie is settleing for 20% profit? What he should be doing is cutting that first ounce thin and let the word get out he's got good **** then when the coke heads come back he sells them the **** thats cut 75%

5. 2 chevys, but why not just gank 1 more BMW . . . risk vs reward man

6. MF Puh-lease. Like that b!tch is gonna be around when this MF gets out. And what kinda b!tch is only spending $100/month cuz I need to get me one of them!
BTW he wont have **** left cuz ya know that b!tches boy friend on the outside is gonna gank that last $2800

7. 3 . . . you must be forgetin' about the backgroundz

8. Again you're asking the wrong question the right question here is how much is the baby/daddy tests gonna cost this MF with no dick control and how low of an IQ must this SOB have for knocking up 22.2% of the gangs hoes and taking them out of commision. If the Hoes dont cut him I wont be shocked if he gets it up the butt cuz all the good hoes are busted

 

[nikkimac1027]

effing a that is great.

 

[knipknup]

Way

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[Bernie Brewer]

Oh that is awesome and I liked Pumbaa answers too!