Jesus riding a dinosaur

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NuclearRich

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Snorg is awesome.
Guy with a big scraggly beard... not so much.
Jesus riding a dinosaur for $6... WTF??:drunk:

WWJR? (what would jesus ride?)

I'm going to print bumper stickers. WWJR. Slap it on my Bugatti. Or my dinosaur.

Wouldn't you think he'd be more inclined to ride a more docile dinosaur than a V. Raptor?
 
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Holy crap I almost spit my beer out.

You guys are funny as hell.

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but seriously, who wants to buy a bumper sticker? $2.

buy one get one at 50% off!
 
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FINISH HIM!

Fatality move, come on! Lets see it!

Moses parts the red sea? opening up a path for thousands of trapped velociraptors to come and feast on the boring roman, or Scorpion. Man I hate fighting Scorpion.

or

The last supper is 12 dinosaurs feasting on roman guys various limbs!
 

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In the book of Rvelation, Jesus returns showing of his tattoos, eyes of fire, and a sword coming out of his mouth. The English translations says he's riding a white horse. However, the original Greek text might suggest something more like a velociraptor. I don't really remember that interpretation from Bible College, but I will double check.
 

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I don't think Jesus would ride a pure breed dinosaur.
I think he would go for a CROSS breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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velociraptor/pterodactyl.

Hell on wings.
Heaven on its back.

This is all akin to Catholicism. Wrathful god. Secrets that even the pope doesnt know about.
 

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I see your Jesus riding a dinosaur and raise you Ronald Reagan riding a dinosaur.


...and then raise you Thomas Jefferson punching a gorilla.
 
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