jamie lyne spears

[monty73741]

should be sterilized

Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding

 

[srm775]

it's a lot more common belief than you would imagine. Christ, my sister who is an M.D. didn't think she'd get pregnant while breast-feeding. She knew it was possible, but didn't think it would actually happen ... SURPRISE.

 

[Revvy]

oh...no....not again.....

Someone actually tapped her again? I may hurl....

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Those Spears sisters sure are great role models, aren't they?

 

[bearkluttz]

Hold the freakin horses! Is she pregnant again?

 

[olllllo]

Hold the freakin horses! Is she pregnant again?

Well we were in the Jacuzzi, her on top, so we thought we were safe.

 

[Revvy]

Hold the freakin horses! Is she pregnant again?

Yeppers...Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again, Considering Abortion? | Fashion.ie Gossip

Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed.....

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Well we were in the Jacuzzi, her on top, so we thought we were safe.

lmfao.

I was not expecting that from you. Touche!

 

[Brewin_Bob]

Well we were in the Jacuzzi, her on top, so we thought we were safe.

Her internal gravitational pull is reversed. Normally, gravity would have prevented such predicament.

 

[bearkluttz]

In that case. I say sterilize the whole family. Babies included. Just in case. And then horse whip the gold digging mother.

 

[wildwest450]

Yeppers...Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again, Considering Abortion? | Fashion.ie Gossip

Um, that came from the National Inquirer. So I guess aliens are landing here shortly?

 

[Revvy]

Um, that came from the National Inquirer. So I guess aliens are landing here shortly?

I just grabbed one of these, I didn't look at the source, just the fact that there's several news stories mentioning it.....- Google News

 

[jfrizzell]

You're safe olllllo:

Jamie Lynn NOT Pregnant - TMZ.com

 

[mr_goodwrench]

So, I went off all half cocked(hehehe...) and messaged my wife the news. Only to have to retract it a moment later!

I really gotta stop getting my celebrity gossip from HBT!!

 

[Revvy]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Birth Control Tips for Jamie Lynn Spears (Whether She Needs Them Or Not)

According to a story in the National Enquirer, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Again! Inside sources report that, only 3 months after the birth of her first child, Jaime Lynn—or, as The Enquirer affectionately refers to her, the 'Teen Prego Queen'—is about eight weeks up the stick, and friends are pressuring her to abort. (TMZ cites an "unimpeachable source" who denies the rumor.)

How did this happen, Enquirer?

According to an inside source "Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding." Well, then. That's sort of understandable, don't you think? There but for the grace of God go YOU, fertile woman.

The female reproductive cycle is mysterious and, ultimately, unknowable even by our nation's best scientists. Still, there are a few helpful tips every woman should observe in order to prevent more unwanted pregnancies. Given the high fecundity and low barrier to entry of Spears clan wombs, we'd advise young Jamie Lynn to pay attention whether she's actually knocked up or only near knocked up, which are the two default positions in that family.

• "Just the tip" is not "practically abstinence."

• Sperm does not swim "more slow-like" south of the Mason-Dixon line.

• You can't "smoke a baby out," no matter how many cartons of Kools you devote to that purpose. (You can, however, ensure that the baby you pump out is born adorably petite!)

• Jumping up and down after sex is ineffective. But! Still a great form of high-impact exercise!

• Clenching an aspirin/dime/King James Bible between your knees IS effective.
Depending on your endurance.

• Leaving your underwear on during intercourse will not prevent pregnancy. It is, however, impressive from a mechanical standpoint.

• Sneezing after sex only works 85% of the time.

• Disregard any advice which begins, "You can't catch pregnant if..."

• Spermicidal foam is just really, really gross. Ugh.

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[Brew-Happy]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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LOL! Great post Revvy!

Add to this, one of this years Ignoble Awards:

"The Spermicidal Potency of Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola," C.Y. Hong, C.C. Shieh, P. Wu, and B.N. Chiang, Human Toxicology, vol. 6, no. 5, September 1987, pp. 395-6. [NOTE: THE JOURNAL LATER CHANGED ITS NAME. NOW CALLED "Human & experimental toxicology"]
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Deborah Anderson, and C.Y. Hong's daughter Wan Hong

Not sure how this would work in bed but I guess that was worth the research $$$. Does beer work??

 

[Revvy]

LOL! Great post Revvy!

Add to this, one of this years Ignoble Awards:

"The Spermicidal Potency of Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola," C.Y. Hong, C.C. Shieh, P. Wu, and B.N. Chiang, Human Toxicology, vol. 6, no. 5, September 1987, pp. 395-6. [NOTE: THE JOURNAL LATER CHANGED ITS NAME. NOW CALLED "Human & experimental toxicology"]
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Deborah Anderson, and C.Y. Hong's daughter Wan Hong

Not sure how this would work in bed but I guess that was worth the research $$$. Does beer work??

LOL, I read them yesterday, I was almost going to do a thread on the ignoble awards, but got sidetracked by girls with guns instead....

 

[hostileNabusive]

Well we were in the Jacuzzi, her on top, so we thought we were safe.

That took me back to the scene in knocked up. "It's just gravity... what goes up must come down."