it's gone!!!

[bottleopener]

so i woke up this morning, and my beloved mustachio was gone.

apparently i chopped it off whilst blackout drunk last night.

pros: i no longer look like a creeper.

cons: i no longer look like a pirate, muskateer, or spanish bandito.


i guess i'll have to go out drinking tonight to celebrate/mourn

 

[Fingers]

Did you wake up with just one eyebrow and a picture of a penis drawn on your forehead too?

 

[GregR]

mustaches are an amazing thing.

not every woman will like it if you have one. but ever man will damn well respect it.

 

[shek]

thank god you don't use a straight razor, or your lip might be gone too...

 

[Clayton]

ha ha lol
what a noob.
you cant be doing that to the face hair.
i started a full beard in August, going to shave off the stach and go as an amish man for holloween

 

[ChshreCat]

When I started dating the woman who would become SWMBO, I had a mustache. She never really liked it, so one night I decided to surprise her. One a while, I slipped out of bed to use the bathroom just after we turned out the lights and shaved it off while I was in there. I slipped back in to bed undercover of darkness and waited for her to give me a goodnight kiss.

She almost fell out of bed.

 

[FireNightFly]

This would be so weird if you are a chick.

 

[Zen_Brew]

Now wait. You don't just randomly shave the stache in a blackout.The only thing that ever motivates such an action is a woman. Some woman told you only a smooth lip touches her cooch, and that is what drove the action. Now you just gots to figure out who it was. Find the woman smiling at you shaved lip and there's the culprit.

 

[sethful]

This would be so weird if you are a chick.

at's just wrong... but incredibly true!

 

[TxBrew]

Mustache picture?

 

[Homercidal]

My wife likes the look of the stache and beard, but likes the feel of a clean face. My friend's wife prefers a clean face on both accounts. Sometimes I shave it off just for her.

 

[nealf]

It's almost Movember anyway... gotta start fresh!

 

[trailblazer]

the only way id shave my lip is if she waxed her meat cutains!!!

 

[babalu87]

At least it wasnt your penis