orfy said:
Some one go get Yuri quicklier!
How did I miss this? You guys are bringing out all the gems!
Irregardless of your opinions, "irregardless" is a word. It's just poor form to use it. It reminds me of "inflammable," which means, "flammable." Skip the extra syllable, it doesn't make you sound more intelligent.
Where I work, people love to add syllables improperly in order to add emphasis and feel more intelligent. For example, they misuse "myself" all the time. The correct way to say the following sentence is, "If you have a question, ask me or your supervisor after the presentation." The improper bastardization commonly heard around my office is, "If you have a question, ask myself or your supervisor after the presentation."
This paragraph contains several of my pet peeves from work: "Proper prioritization will help you avoid task saturization. If you recognize symptoms of spatial disorientation, confirm it with the instruments, and recover the aircraft, keeping focused on your composite crosscheck until you are properly orientated. Do not enter any airspace without a deconfliction plan."
None of the following are words:
saturization
orientated
deconfliction
Here are some more that haven't been mentioned yet:
"ATM machine" and "DVD disk" are repetitive, redundant, and say the same thing over again.
Far be it from me, my pencil is out of reach. Far be it FOR me to get my lazy ass
up to get it.
I'm weary of people who confuse "weary" and "wary." I'm also wary of anything written by those people.
I'd just assume that you mean, "I'd just as soon."
"Needless to say" is almost always needless to say, along with whatever follows it.
If, "obviously," is the first word of your sentence, obviously you didn't need to finish the thought.