It's really sort of a ballad.
There once was a girl named Sally Brown,
she swore no man could lay her down.
Over the hill came Pi$$ball Pete,
with 40lbs of danglin meat.
He laid her down in the tall green grass,
and shoved his cock straight up her a$$.
But Sally Brown cut a great big fart,
and blew his balls 10 feet apart.
Over the hill went Pi$$ball Pete,
with 40lbs of shredded meat.
Midnight musings at 03:45
