If Jesus Was One Of Us...

[shecky]

Brilliant. As long as we can agree that cheese(whatever) is pure, concentrated, edible orgasm.

Also, imaguitargod became 1000% relevant when he posted a picture of himself feasting on pumpkin products while sporting a Jesusesque haircut.

I move we call The Holy Deliciousness pure, concentrated, edible orgasm, as suggested by the honorable llazy llama.

Second.

All in favor.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

So moved.

I think imaguitargod dropped about 40 pounds to 110 when he cut off all that hair.

 

[Madman]

edible orgasm

 

[imaguitargod]

I think imaguitargod dropped about 40 pounds to 110 when he cut off all that hair.

LOL, you are close, I'm 144lbs.

 

[arturo7]

OK, now I'm lost.

Did jesus like pumpkin pie or cheesecake*?




* aka cheesepie, The Holy Deliciousness

 

[Madman]

OK, now I'm lost.

Did jesus like pumpkin pie or cheesecake*?




* aka cheesepie, The Holy Deliciousness

Jesus likes everything.
That's why he's Jesus.

 

[llazy_llama]

Jesus likes everything.
That's why he's Jesus.

Pfft, that's Buddha you're thinking of. Jesus only likes white conservative males who dress appropriately, donate proper amounts of money, and act in movies. So says Tom Cruise!

 

[arturo7]

Jesus only likes white conservative males who dress appropriately, donate proper amounts of money, and act in movies. So says Tom Cruise!

If there is someone Jesus doesn't like, it's probably Tom Cruise.

 

[slimer]

Well put. I like where your head's at.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Are jewish people white?
There have been fermentables a plenty in that part of the world for about 10,000 years, wine, and ale style beverages.

No, they're too far south of the Caucusus Mountains...



IMO they drank the land dry which explains how they turned the fertile cresent into a desert...

 

[BioBeing]

Pfft, that's Buddha you're thinking of. Jesus only likes white conservative males who dress appropriately, donate proper amounts of money, and act in movies. So says Tom Cruise!

No no no. Tom Cruise believes in aliens that infect humans. The came from another planet and crash landed in a volcano on Hawaii. But you still gotta give money.

 

[BioBeing]

Oh, and how's this, here is Jesus eating Pumpkin Pie (with hot pepepr extract in it), enjoying CaJohn's Pumpkin Pie Salsa, and drinking Sarnac Pumpkin Ale (granted there is only two pies...but I felt like sharing a pie picture)

Fixed it for you.

So now we know.

 

[imaguitargod]

Fixed it for you.

So now we know.

lol! (10characters)