If Jesus Was One Of Us...

[DeathBrewer]

hey! leave god out of this!

we're talking about beer! and I don't care how many times you misquote benjamin franklin, god has nothing to do with beer!

 

[Madman]

If there was a god, beer would bring us closer to her.

But, since there isn't, beer just brings us closer to ogling tits.

 

[DeathBrewer]

What about ogling a beer goddesses *******? Cuz Ninkasi is what hot momma.

 

[david_42]

Wine-O. The kind of guy the Oregon gov' wants us beer drinkers to help rehab.

 

[Madman]

What about ogling a beer goddesses *******? Cuz Ninkasi is what hot momma.

Or Astarte... OMG, what a frickin hottie!

 

[DeathBrewer]

indeed!

 

[By-Tor]

Are jewish people white?
There have been fermentables a plenty in that part of the world for about 10,000 years, wine, and ale style beverages.

 

[Madman]

I would part those cheeks like the red sea.


With my tongue.

 

[dataz722]

From now on you are known as Moses to me!

 

[farmbrewernw]

Ninkasi is hot and somewhat muscular, course beer does that to you.

 

[Madman]

From now on you are known as Moses to me!

Okay, but shorten it to Moze.

 

[dataz722]

Okay, but shorten it to Moze.

No problem...... as long as your grow a long beard and carry a big assed stick around.

 

[Madman]

Well, I can grow the beard out, but I already hang out with you.

 

[dataz722]

Well, I can grow the beard out, but I already hang out with you.

Well I do always carry around a pretty big stick!

 

[Madman]

ba dum psssh!

 

[reanime]

Buddha: Tibetan (or maybe Nepalese?) Drink? I'm not away of any of these drinks. (i don't get out much)

Try india.

Born a prince, abandoned it all once viewing the suffering outside. Tried total asceticism abandoned that as not the answer either. Sought the middle path to enlightenment. That is the super condensed brief version.

So, what would he drink?

“Of course, Lager, the only thing that can kill a Vindaloo!"

 

[Madman]

Try india.

Born a prince, abandoned it all once viewing the suffering outside. Tried total asceticism abandoned that as not the answer either. Sought the middle path to enlightenment. That is the super condensed brief version.

So, what would he drink?

“Of course, Lager, the only thing that can kill a Vindaloo!"

Wow, if there was an award for absurdity!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Try india.

Born a prince, abandoned it all once viewing the suffering outside. Tried total asceticism abandoned that as not the answer either. Sought the middle path to enlightenment. That is the super condensed brief version.

So, what would he drink?

“Of course, Lager, the only thing that can kill a Vindaloo!"

LoL, oh, smeg off.

 

[Madman]

LoL, oh, smeg off.

Smeg? Are you using that word in the way that I think you are using it?

 

[reanime]

Smeg? Are you using that word in the way that I think you are using it?

you're smegging right he smegging is.

Smeg head.

 

[Madman]

Okay, I don't remember what this thread is about....

 

[DeathBrewer]

It's about the fact that jesus would not drink beer because he is a hippy zombie necromancer that likes wine, brains and spirits.

 

[Madman]

Huh... well, I guess I have to chalk that up as yet another way that Jesus was wrong.

 

[reanime]

Okay, I don't remember what this thread is about....

It proposed to question what one particular messianic rabbi from a few centuries ago would brew or drink if said personage was alive in this era and inhabited "our world". Then other spiritual personages were brought up to reflect the vast diaspora of transcendent and metaphysical teachings of our rich shared human experience and to determine what they would choose as a beverage of transcendence.

 

[Madman]

Oh, then, whatever he could get his hands on.

 

[DeathBrewer]

oh, if he was alive NOW...ok...umm...

no comment. I was gonna do something, but i think it would cause much controversy

 

[imaguitargod]

Okay, I don't remember what this thread is about....

Pie and it's many interecicies.

 

[dataz722]

Did you know that pie dough is actually just a biscuit just with less liquid.

 

[Madman]

Pie and it's many interecicies.

You may not make up words.

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol, where's shecky when you need him?