I'd hit that again and again and agin...

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looks like someone hasn't been drinking her homebrew. random thought: if in every picture like this, the girl was holding a big a$$ mug of beer and a plate of chicken wings, the world would have no crime, no war, no famine. We'd all be passed out pantless and drunk with wing sauce all over our faces, laying on the neighbor's kitchen floor because we crawled through his window to make an omelet at four in the morning b/c we couldn't figure out how to turn on our stoves. The world would be a better place.
 
looks like someone hasn't been drinking her homebrew. random thought: if in every picture like this, the girl was holding a big a$$ mug of beer and a plate of chicken wings, the world would have no crime, no war, no famine. We'd all be passed out pantless and drunk with wing sauce all over our faces, laying on the neighbor's kitchen floor because we crawled through his window to make an omelet at four in the morning b/c we couldn't figure out how to turn on our stoves. The world would be a better place.

Good in theory, but I think they'd start making child proof stoves, and then you'd end raiding the neighbor's cookie jar instead.

... Just tell him you did it all for the cookie. :ban:
 
Good in theory, but I think they'd start making child proof stoves, and then you'd end raiding the neighbor's cookie jar instead.

... Just tell him you did it all for the cookie. :ban:

wake up face down wearing nothing but a unicorn t-shirt you bought at the salvation army, crumbled ritz crackers and peanut butter all around you, turns out you took a dump in the dishwasher and started it....then you can't find your pants and have to sprint back to your house wearing only a t-shirt, opening the door only to find your wife and your children staring at you and your wife starts yelling b/c she didn't know where you were and you left your cell phone in the front yard, meanwhile you sprained your ankle on the the sprinkler during the dash over, you built a fire in the fireplace so you could make smores and got marshmallow all over the suede couch, and oh yeah, you're still not wearing any pants.....until your neighbor knocks on the door and returns your pants that he found it his freezer with your wallet in them, and where the hell did you get chili from...you have chili all over your unicorn shirt

........all over a pic of some chick with a beer mug in her hands.
 
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