I wrote a stage production about puns.

[slym2none]

Turns out it was just a play on words.

 

[noggins]

nestar:nestar::hs::es::es:

 

[hunter_le five]

I regret my choice of clicks.

 

[slym2none]

I was wondering why the ball was getting closer to my face.

Then it hit me!

 

[noggins]

 

[slym2none]

Did I tell you I used to be banker?

I left when I lost interest.

 

[1977Brewer]

These are all just begging to be Coral memes.

 

[slym2none]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

 

[Rhumbline]

I knew a girl named Virginia once.

We called her Virgin for short... But not for long.

 

[arturo7]

These are all just begging to be Coral memes.

Please, no.

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

I bought a pig for 50 bucks and called it Mohammed. Sold it for 100 and made a prophet

 

[ChefRex]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra .

 

[slym2none]

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

 

[ChefRex]

What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

 

[slym2none]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[Floored]

I submitted ten puns to a best pun contest.

How many won?

No pun in ten did.

 

[ChefRex]

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

 

[Melana]

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!

 

[JonM]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[Homercidal]

What do fishermen do when they aren't catching fish? Waiting with bated breath!

 

[BrewerBrad82]

 

[slym2none]

Colin's quite clever.