I want to try two chicks at the same time.

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Don't get upset you judgmental pricks. And don't lie to me. I know some of you did it at some point. Some are probably doing it right now. Yeah, you, mister multiple girlfriends, talk to me :D

So anyway, I got a flat in big city and the GF live 100km from here. We usually see each other on the weekend. Our relationship is post-passion, which I like, more serene. Yet, I think I'm bored and need "discovery". Don't misunderstand me, she's fine, really. She'll do anything. I'm not complaining, I just need to expand the playing field, you know? I'm bored!

And before you circle jerk bastards advise me: I don't like porn, especially modern porn, those bald chicks... that stuff make me soft! Beside, I can shine the stick anytime, and I do, but those are two different things.

I need to know the stress level of maintaining two relationships at the same time. Is it worth it?
 
First, you need one million dollars, dude.
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orfy said:
I think you're looking for a Gerry Springer forum or something.

This is a beer forum Dude.
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You don't like the funney? :D There's nothing better on, dude. I know, I checked, that's why I'm here. :eek:
 
I can't help but wonder why the hell you'd want more than 1 woman in your life? I've got 1, and I'm in trouble like 75% of the time. If I had 2 chicks...that's like 150% of my life in the dog house....


NO THAN YOU!
 
This thread. It is so right, and so wrong, simultaneously.

I need to leave before I say something excessively stupid and/or incriminating. SWMBO reads here, after all. :p
 
quaxk said:
Don't get upset you judgmental pricks. And don't lie to me. I know some of you did it at some point. Some are probably doing it right now. Yeah, you, mister multiple girlfriends, talk to me :D


And before you circle jerk bastards advise me: I don't like porn, especially modern porn, those bald chicks... that stuff make me soft! Beside, I can shine the stick anytime, and I do, but those are two different things.
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I'm not a judgemental prick- but I gotta say that the idea of being with two chicks at the same time never even once occurred to me.

BTW, what's a circle jerk bastard? I don't get that phrase.
 
All I'm going to say here is that if you are able to pull it off, you will pretty much be a sideshow to the main attraction and pretty much be ignored. That is all I'm saying on the subject...
 
I would say that it would be very similar to having a marital affair if indeed you don't want the women to find out. You will have to deal with all the lying and deceit that goes with that sort of thing. It's stressful unless lying doesn't bother you on some level.

You should also be prepared to lose one or both of the relationships.
 
If you wanna get 2 chicks at the same time, short of getting a million dollars, I'd first approach your current GF with the proposition of getting her and another girl together. Use teh intarwebz...there's gotta be a good service out there for finding swinger couples and sh*t like that...craigslist might even work. Both of you interview her, and see if it's a good fit.

If your GF isn't into it, then you guys need to have a serious discussion about your sexual needs/desires. Maybe you can develop your relationship a bit more, and lay everything on the table, and see where it goes. If she's still deadset against it, well, then you have a choice that you need to make: stay with her and the threesome remains a fantasy, or leave her and hope for the best.

The one option that is not an option at all is doing it behind her back with 2 other chicks. In addition to the obvious hurdle of actually finding two chicks that are not only into you, but also into threesomes, you need to consider the feelings of your GF. Cheating is cheating, and lying is lying. F*cking around on your significant other is unequivocally wrong, even if she's keeping you sexually repressed.

So, in other words, it's time to be honest with yourself and with her, and have some real words...
 
There was a point in my life when I maintained two relationships. It was hell. But no one can convince you because you'll justify it as being the one guy in the world who can handle it... until you can't.

One is often too much. But two? never again!
 
a relationship between two people is very complicated, relationships get exponentially more complicated the more people involved. maybe before you try for a threesome you should explore some of the other fetish stuff out there and see if you both can find something that makes you happy.
 
My BIL has 2 wives (very soon back to one). I know lots of people with up to 3. And their lives are a complete hell.

I will admit the idea has "some" appeal but, the reality has an entirely different agenda than what libido's are hoping for. Legal or illeagal, on the level or not, it just ain't worth the trouble.

BTW they are all in Malaysia.

On the flip side, if you are talking about an "experience" would your interest in multiple still hold if a similar but opposite suggestion were made by your GF?
 
Dude... dude! One woman can bring enough grief, two women? Brew more beer, get ONE woman that never lets things get old... a wild one... and stick to that. Too much estrogen is not good for you!
 
Evan! said:
If you wanna get 2 chicks at the same time, short of getting a million dollars, I'd first approach your current GF with the proposition of getting her and another girl together. Use teh intarwebz...there's gotta be a good service out there for finding swinger couples and sh*t like that...craigslist might even work. Both of you interview her, and see if it's a good fit.
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THis is good advice, the worst situation you could be in is to have your GF agree to it on a drunken whim and that same night have a person lined up you could call who was just waiting for the opportunity to come over because she knows you are trying to convince your GF.

You will end up in a wierd situation with jealousy and competition thick in the air and I'm betting it won't be that great.
 
Two chicks at the same time is much easier when you're not in a relationship with one of them. Find two female friends who consider each other attractive and then convince them that you're attractive. God speed...
 
My wife and I are both crushing on the same porn star. Unfortunately, I don't think she's for hire, and if she is I doubt I could afford her day rate.
 
I can't help but wonder why the hell you'd want more than 1 woman in your life? I've got 1, and I'm in trouble like 75% of the time. If I had 2 chicks...that's like 150% of my life in the dog house....
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Amen on that..
I thought he meant 2 at once.. that isn't so difficult to do just have to find the right place to find the sluts or have a GF that's into it. you don't need a million dollars or strippers.
 

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