I want to try two chicks at the same time.

[quaxk]

Don't get upset you judgmental pricks. And don't lie to me. I know some of you did it at some point. Some are probably doing it right now. Yeah, you, mister multiple girlfriends, talk to me

So anyway, I got a flat in big city and the GF live 100km from here. We usually see each other on the weekend. Our relationship is post-passion, which I like, more serene. Yet, I think I'm bored and need "discovery". Don't misunderstand me, she's fine, really. She'll do anything. I'm not complaining, I just need to expand the playing field, you know? I'm bored!

And before you circle jerk bastards advise me: I don't like porn, especially modern porn, those bald chicks... that stuff make me soft! Beside, I can shine the stick anytime, and I do, but those are two different things.

I need to know the stress level of maintaining two relationships at the same time. Is it worth it?

 

[EvilTOJ]

First, you need one million dollars, dude.

 

[Orfy]

I think you're looking for a Gerry Springer forum or something.

This is a beer forum Dude.

 

[quaxk]

I think you're looking for a Gerry Springer forum or something.

This is a beer forum Dude.

You don't like the funney? There's nothing better on, dude. I know, I checked, that's why I'm here.

 

[Kevin Dean]

F---in' A!

 

[Mutilated1]

you mean two chicks at the same time or you mean you just want to get some on the side when your old ladys not around ?

 

[FishinDave07]

Siamese twins?

 

[cubbies]

Step one: get off the internet
Step two:go get another chick

repeat as necessary.

 

[shecky]

I envy you. I can't think of anything remotely close to that at 5 a.m.

 

[JustDave]

 

[BigKahuna]

I can't help but wonder why the hell you'd want more than 1 woman in your life? I've got 1, and I'm in trouble like 75% of the time. If I had 2 chicks...that's like 150% of my life in the dog house....


NO THAN YOU!

 

[olllllo]

I'm not complaining, I just need to expand the playing field, you know? I'm bored!

What you are saying is that you are looking to get pegged by a dude.
Admit it.

 

[BierMuncher]

What you are saying is that you are looking to get pegged by a dude.
Admit it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[the_bird]

What you are saying is that you are looking to get pegged by a dude.
Admit it.

Technically, getting "pegged" doesn't involve another dude. That would still, of course, make your sex life more.... interesting.

 

[Chriso]

This thread. It is so right, and so wrong, simultaneously.

I need to leave before I say something excessively stupid and/or incriminating. SWMBO reads here, after all.

 

[Yooper]

Don't get upset you judgmental pricks. And don't lie to me. I know some of you did it at some point. Some are probably doing it right now. Yeah, you, mister multiple girlfriends, talk to me


And before you circle jerk bastards advise me: I don't like porn, especially modern porn, those bald chicks... that stuff make me soft! Beside, I can shine the stick anytime, and I do, but those are two different things.

I'm not a judgemental prick- but I gotta say that the idea of being with two chicks at the same time never even once occurred to me.

BTW, what's a circle jerk bastard? I don't get that phrase.

 

[the_bird]

He's just a fan of the punk rock.

 

[monty73741]

hey shouldnt this post be on craigs list

 

[BierMuncher]

...you judgmental pricks.......you circle jerk bastards...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that you keep talking like that and this won't change any time soon:

 

[farmbrewernw]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict this won't change any time soon:
View attachment 7450

Denied!!!!

 

[John Beere]

All I'm going to say here is that if you are able to pull it off, you will pretty much be a sideshow to the main attraction and pretty much be ignored. That is all I'm saying on the subject...

 

[Orfy]

Chuckle.

The threads made a turn for the better.

 

[the_bird]

All I'm going to say here is that if you are able to pull it off, you will pretty much be a sideshow to the main attraction and pretty much be ignored. That is all I'm saying on the subject...

I hope you were at least able to take some pictures...

 

[Beer:30]

On the grounds of self incrimination I will not enter into this discussion.

 

[Blender]

I would say that it would be very similar to having a marital affair if indeed you don't want the women to find out. You will have to deal with all the lying and deceit that goes with that sort of thing. It's stressful unless lying doesn't bother you on some level.

You should also be prepared to lose one or both of the relationships.

 

[bethlehembrewer]

I can't help but wonder why the hell you'd want more than 1 woman in your life? I've got 1, and I'm in trouble like 75% of the time. If I had 2 chicks...that's like 150% of my life in the dog house....


NO THAN YOU!

Exactly what I was going to say.

 

[Evan!]

If you wanna get 2 chicks at the same time, short of getting a million dollars, I'd first approach your current GF with the proposition of getting her and another girl together. Use teh intarwebz...there's gotta be a good service out there for finding swinger couples and sh*t like that...craigslist might even work. Both of you interview her, and see if it's a good fit.

If your GF isn't into it, then you guys need to have a serious discussion about your sexual needs/desires. Maybe you can develop your relationship a bit more, and lay everything on the table, and see where it goes. If she's still deadset against it, well, then you have a choice that you need to make: stay with her and the threesome remains a fantasy, or leave her and hope for the best.

The one option that is not an option at all is doing it behind her back with 2 other chicks. In addition to the obvious hurdle of actually finding two chicks that are not only into you, but also into threesomes, you need to consider the feelings of your GF. Cheating is cheating, and lying is lying. F*cking around on your significant other is unequivocally wrong, even if she's keeping you sexually repressed.

So, in other words, it's time to be honest with yourself and with her, and have some real words...

 

[olllllo]

Technically, getting "pegged" doesn't involve another dude.

What will you kids think of next?

Wait... I don't want to know.

 

[Evan!]

What will you kids think of next?

Wait... I don't want to know.

you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

 

[Wicked Daddy]

There was a point in my life when I maintained two relationships. It was hell. But no one can convince you because you'll justify it as being the one guy in the world who can handle it... until you can't.

One is often too much. But two? never again!