I want to punch a baby....

arturo7 · May 2, 2009

Fingers said:
Very much like being at a seminar when they serve lunch. Unless they call tables, everybody goes to the caterer's table at once. The rate of progress through the serving line never varies so I can't see the point of just getting into line. No, there's no stampede or pushing and shoving, but even sauntering over and standing in a long line rather than just sitting at your nice comfortable table with other attendees is pointless.

The serving staff are very good at keeping the food warm and plentiful. They want to be called again. You will get fed, and you will have time to eat. Relax.

OK, luncheon seminar. I can relate.

boring speaker, boring speaker, boring speaker, time for lunch

are you gonna sit in your chair amid your fellow brain dead a-wipes or get out of your seat and streatch your legs, waiting for the line to ease?

Cape Brewing · May 5, 2009

PEOPLE WHO FLUKING SCREAM INTO CELL PHONES!!!

Seriously! C'mon... it's an eighth of an inch from your mouth. It's a PHONE! It's MADE so they can hear you!

Three out of five days a week there's some moron on the train or some other public place screaming into their cell phone as if screaming into it makes their bill become cheaper or something.

"OH.. MY... GOD... so then!, Mindy said to Melissa...'you... are... suchabitch' and then I was like... 'OH MY GOD' and then she was like 'whaaaaat?' and I was like 'yeah' and she was like 'whatever'!!"

I want to rip the cell phone out their hand and either beat them to death with it before cramming it up their azz or just snap it in two and spike it at their feet.

(I think I might have anger issues)

friarjohn · May 5, 2009

I love it when your on a plane with a mother and toddler, toddler sh*ts itself, starts crying cause its ears wont pop, mom cant figure out the problem. oh and doesn't change its diaper the whole flight. The flight attendent wont say anything because the mother is a big lady of the the non-caucasin ethnic group. Boy that was a fun flight!!!!!!Then the Flight attendent has the BALLS to ask if you had a good flight on deboarding!!!!

Cape Brewing · May 5, 2009

I bet she f'in stood up as soon the the freakin' captain made the little DING sound too!

imaguitargod · May 5, 2009

Cape Brewing said:
PEOPLE WHO FLUKING SCREAM INTO CELL PHONES!!!

Seriously! C'mon... it's an eighth of an inch from your mouth. It's a PHONE! It's MADE so they can hear you!

Three out of five days a week there's some moron on the train or some other public place screaming into their cell phone as if screaming into it makes their bill become cheaper or something.

"OH.. MY... GOD... so then!, Mindy said to Melissa...'you... are... suchabitch' and then I was like... 'OH MY GOD' and then she was like 'whaaaaat?' and I was like 'yeah' and she was like 'whatever'!!"

I want to rip the cell phone out their hand and either beat them to death with it before cramming it up their azz or just snap it in two and spike it at their feet.

(I think I might have anger issues)

How about the idiots that move the phone from their ear to their mouth to talk into it....that pisses me the hell off.