I want to punch a baby....

[Duckfoot]

Or stab a puppy in the eye with a soldering iron....

F*cking drama in my boot camp class... Stupid crap... I am however ready to fight tooth and nail over it...

Then after dealing with that bullsh*t, the stupid soccer mom / dumb bitch in front of me in Kroger rang up, I sh*t you not, a $707 bill... After the Kroger Plus card, it was only $652...

That is however not the issue...

The manager told her about the "Free Leftover Easter Sh*t" basket in the next aisle... So she meanders over there with her tricycle motor and proceeds to spend the next 5 minutes pillaging the cart like a Somali pirate on a cargo ship... After the third time the cashier tries to get her to pay, I let out a loud whistle and she finally saunters over to pay...

Well she gets to the pin-pad and asks AGAIN how to enter her K.P. ID without the card... Then her credit card won't go through... Then she points out "Oh you've all been waiting on me?"

NO YOU STUPID C*NT!! I ENJOY STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT AISLE, WITH MY THUMB IN MY ASS AT 9PM AFTER A SH*TTY DAY AT WORK, A SH*TTY HOUR AND A HALF WORKOUT, WHILE SOME SELFISH WHORE PILFERS FOR FREE SH*T AFTER RACKING UP A GROCERY BILL THAT COSTS MORE THAN HALF MY MORTGAGE!!!

I hope she dies in a fire tomorrow....

 

[Brewer_Steve]

So why do you want to punch a baby?

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'm not sure baby punching is your best course of action here...

 

[TxBrew]

At least it wasen't her food stamp card. I swear to God that everytime I'm at the Grocery store the person paying in front me is paying with a Lone Star card IE free groceries. Half this State must get it. One lady I saw in the parking lot loading her groceries into her Escalade. If you can't afford groceries why the **** do you have an Escalade.

 

[shecky]

Half your mortgage? That's it, I'm moving to Georgia.

 

[Duckfoot]

So why do you want to punch a baby?

I'm not sure baby punching is your best course of action here...

So I should stab the puppy in the eye?

 

[Fingers]

You need to blow up some anvils. I hear it's very cathartic.

 

[eschatz]

You need to get yourself one of those "puppy mills" that MNbugeater is building. You could throw puppies in there one after another. You probably want to open your gap so the skulls don't just spin though...........

 

[Duckfoot]

Sorry for being drastic.. It was the worst thing I could think of at the moment...

I just had a really bad end to a bad day...

The boot camp class is really the catalyst for all of this... The Kroger Bitch was just the five gallons of gas added to the tire....

FWIW, Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout ain't half bad... Especially 4 bottles in...

 

[PintOfBitter]

step back, count to 10. take some deep breaths. then put on your combat boots and take it out on a cat instead. You'll feel much better, and I'll feel good knowing you've done it.

 

[Duckfoot]

ROTF...

I have two cats and a dog...

Now if someone has a guinea pig......

-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

 

[BierMuncher]

If I were in the same predicament and had had a homebrew or two, I probably would have just said "excuse me" and walked right past everyone with my goods and not stopped until I was in my car.

Most likely I would have scooped up a Snickers Bar, some Orbit gum and a TV Guide on the way out too.

"Ya bastids wasted enough of my time...I'm taking what's owed me...good day"

 

[Duckfoot]

Hmmm...

I am liking that style...

 

[arturo7]

+1 on jacking up a cat instead of a baby or puppy...

 

[PintOfBitter]

 

[Duckfoot]

ROTFLMAO...

Thank you, I needed that....

 

[homebrewer_99]

Half your mortgage? That's it, I'm moving to Georgia.

I don't have a mortgage...

 

[PintOfBitter]

ROTFLMAO...

Thank you, I needed that....

glad to be of service

 

[DeathBrewer]

I saw tie slabs of meat to the collars of the cats, bind their tails together, throw them over a clothesline, and let the dog try and get the meat.

 

[jwright]

Thanks PoB !
That caption was one of the funniest things I've seen all week. I just wish it was beer that was trying to come out of my nose instead of hot coffee.

 

[Donthoseme]

I've stabbed puppies in the eye for much less my friend. I will not judge you.

STAB ON!

 

[hayabusa]

sissy's punch... men SHAKE...




i kid, i kid.

 

[HenryHill]

You are taking the wrong class.

 

[imaguitargod]

Dude, this is like my life every day. PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD!

It drives me nuts! I just want to move to some small island and live off the land away from these people. They don't pay attention, they're on the cell phones while driving (stopping at non existent stop signs), asking stupid questions, consuming food in mass quantities just to consume......the list goes on and on. And there's no stopping them!!! They just continue to consume and breed and consume and breed and the world gets dumber and dumber......AGGGGHHH!!!!

: kicks the nearest child holding a small puppy :

 

[Bernie Brewer]

At least it wasen't her food stamp card. I swear to God that everytime I'm at the Grocery store the person paying in front me is paying with a Lone Star card IE free groceries. Half this State must get it. One lady I saw in the parking lot loading her groceries into her Escalade. If you can't afford groceries why the **** do you have an Escalade.

I used to see that all time when worked in a grocery store. One guy came up to me and asked me for some ground round, because "You can't buy dog food with food stamps, and my dog's gotta eat, too." Yikes.

 

[pizzaman]

It's time for all of you to sit down with a few homebrewskees and watch the movie Idiocracy.


You can thank me later.

 

[PintOfBitter]

Brawndo - it's got what plants crave!

 

[Ryno]

You cannot escape stupid people.... they are everywhere! I'm sure many of you have ran into people when standing in line at an ATM and it seems they are trying to process a home loan on a it. C'mon how long does it take to use an ATM.!!!! I live next to Memphis and it seems like stupid more abundant around here. Drives me crazy sometimes.

 

[arturo7]

Hey, just think whut us stupid peeple might think of you, OK?

Who the F has time to figure out a grocery line or silly coupon with all that candy laying around? And hey, don't you know I'm on the 50 pounds in two days weight loss program?



eight

 

[imaguitargod]

It's time for all of you to sit down with a few homebrewskees and watch the movie Idiocracy.


You can thank me later.

I fast fowarded through most of the movie, it was reaaally a bad movie...but for some reason I keep thinking about it when I see stupid people ("I see dumb people. They're everywhere, but they don't know they're dumb")