Oh, now that's funny. You need to have one just like that in your bathroom. It would go "real purty" with all the writing on the wall. And come in handy, too!
As it sits, probably not too many. But tuck a soggy Baby Ruth under it so about half of it is peaking out at you, and we have a winnah! Or, mash it onto the handle, just above the rubber.....
I'm pretty certain that is a joke, and a pretty good one. I can't imagine it's all that great for business, though.