Toilets are low-flush and have been for decades, to "conserve water." Everybody knows you have to flush them twice.
I have a "low flow" shower head. It just means I have to spend more time in the shower.
/The laws of unintended consequences.
//This thread went way off the rails.
///Slashies come in threes. Woo hoo.
This house came with three Briggs Vacuity toilets. They were made back in the infancy of water-waste hysteria. Very poor design. Can't be plunged without two people to make it work. Briggs abandoned the model, so when the gaskets on the tanks fail, there are no parts available.
I don't know what it cost in terms of money, manpower, and resources to install these awful toilets, but I have ripped two out and taken them to the landfill, where they will return to nature in about a billion years. Isn't repair more eco-friendly than replacement? Of course, Briggs doesn't actually care. They just wanted to look concerned for the gullible wives of homeowners who buy toilets. "Honey, don't you care about the planet's future?"
The other original cans were 5-gallon beauties. Still flushing like they were new.
I got Toto 1.6-gallon toilets, from Japan. Drake and Entrada. I love how they give toilets fancy names. YOU'RE NOT LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST UNLESS YOU'RE SITTING ON A MARAUDER!!
The Japanese really know their toilets. Even though these are low-flow, they are rated at a staggering 2.2 POUNDS of poo. Like they're expecting Oprah to sit on Michael Moore's lap after a grueling session at Golden Corral. I can flush practically anything. Plumbing flow restrictors I've yanked out. Those silly trigger locks that come with new guns. Margarine and soy products guests bring into my house because they forgot the rules. Anything.
Green isn't the problem. Green is great. Stupid green is the problem.
But decent people always do the courtesy flush, so they're still 3.2-gallon toilets.
I keep working on my showers to increase the flow illegally. I would like to order shower handles from Europe, Egypt, Singapore, or Turkey, where you can still get a real shower. I was in complete awe of the showers in those places. I have never felt as clean here. Honestly, it's worth it to go to Turkey or Singapore just to take a bath. Go to the Carlton in Singapore and ask for a luxury room with the combination shower and bath that has its own door. You can lie in the tub in the dark while the shower hoses you with hot water for hours.
Here's something really funny. I had two Chinese front-load eco-washers in a row. Samsung and LG. I always smelled like mildew, because it's literally impossible to keep this type of machine from growing fungus. If you have a modern front-loader, you smell that way, too, so you know what I mean. I bought myself a beautiful Maytag commercial job that has like three settings and no computer.
I can't browse the web on it, and it doesn't record my data and report me to the EPA like a good modern washer should, but it gets stuff really clean in 27 minutes, and it will last 20 years. Zero fungus.
It has two basic settings: Normal and Deep Water. That's the funny part. On "Normal," it's good for about 10 pairs of socks. You never use "Normal" unless it's a tiny load. Deep Water is actually normal. It takes like 30 gallons. Wonderful. Maytag put the "Normal" setting on the machine to get under the radar. The engineers must have laughed like hell.