I declare shenanigans on Ed Wort!

[coolbeerluke]

the gnome is LG's trademark...he cannot part with it. The santa just has big belly Kahuna written all over it. Honestly, dontman should get in on this seems how it is his thread and stop being cheap like me and get a premium membership so he can post an image.

 

[DeathBrewer]

right wing they tend to get flustered

evan! has some good rants, but not quite so pissed off.

also reference: those who are pissed off and set in their ways

 

[dontman]

Huh?!? Wha?!? WTH? How did I end up in a picture in a Santa suit on Revvy's computer.

And how did I end up in the Philippines?

 

[coolbeerluke]

Huh?!? Wha?!? WTH? How did I end up in a picture in a Santa suit on Revvy's computer.

And how did I end up in the Philippines?

HE'S BACK!

 

[Revvy]

HE'S BACK!

And still coherent....How many Apfelweins buddy?

 

[DeathBrewer]

that was quick. i didn't think international flights were that fast.

 

[dontman]

And speaking of the Philli-, Fili-, uh pHillippines, when I ordered my SWMBO, they said she would be SWWOM, now she's off taking trips and buying jewlrey and ordering stuf from AMazon and ebay. Plus she quit one of her jobs! Now I can only brew like once twice per week.

And what's wioth all of these stupid commercials on TV. Santa this and x'mas thatt and it's not like everyone's happy about it.

Then when I get home theres water leaking everywhere and my mash is too cool SWISTOM is just sitting there ardering stuff on amabay. Is this beer supposed to just make itself?!!!

I hate that.

And what is with this wimpy a$$ appflewine anyways??? All that sugar and no alcohol. WTH?\

hic

 

[coolbeerluke]

I think you got what you wanted Revvy!

 

[Revvy]

And speaking of the Philli-, Fili-, uh pHillippines, when I ordered my SWMBO, they said she would be SWWOM, now she's off taking trips and buying jewlrey and ordering stuf from AMazon and ebay. Plus she quit one of her jobs! Now I can only brew like once twice per week.

And what's wioth all of these stupid commercials on TV. Santa this and x'mas thatt and it's not like everyone's happy about it.

Then when I get home theres water leaking everywhere and my mash is too cool SWISTOM is just sitting there ardering stuff on amabay. Is this beer supposed to just make itself?!!!

I hate that.

And what is with this wimpy a$$ appflewine anyways??? All that sugar and no alcohol. WTH?\

hic

He's getting closer......let the rants begin!!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

i want to know what a swwom is. and i think i want one.

 

[coolbeerluke]

And speaking of the Philli-, Fili-, uh pHillippines, when I ordered my SWMBO, they said she would be SWWOM, now she's off taking trips and buying jewlrey and ordering stuf from AMazon and ebay. Plus she quit one of her jobs! Now I can only brew like once twice per week.

And what's wioth all of these stupid commercials on TV. Santa this and x'mas thatt and it's not like everyone's happy about it.

Then when I get home theres water leaking everywhere and my mash is too cool SWISTOM is just sitting there ardering stuff on amabay. Is this beer supposed to just make itself?!!!

I hate that.

And what is with this wimpy a$$ appflewine anyways??? All that sugar and no alcohol. WTH?\

hic

I know, I know...Santa is a bastard!

 

[Shonuff]

ahhh, this is gonna be good stuff!

 

[Revvy]

i want to know what a swwom is. and i think i want one.

don't know why but swwom for some reason reminded me of this...

Am I the only one that has seen this movie?

 

[DeathBrewer]

i've heard of it, but have yet to see it.

 

[Revvy]

i've heard of it, but have yet to see it.

It's not as good as Ken Russel's other horror movie,

But it is pretty good...oohhhh that would make a great double feature, Gothic and Lair...Maybe on CHristmas Eve.....Last year I did , Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and A Christmas Story.

 

[dontman]

I guess the lesson is don't trust the "travel agent" when he says she will obey your every command and don't try something new by getting rid of your spent grains down the kitchen sink when you don't have a garbage disposal and you have inaugurated your new batch of apfelwein.

I just afraid because I have pilot lights on my stove and furnace.

 

[coolbeerluke]

I guess the lesson is don't trust the "travel agent" when he says she will obey your every command and don't try something new by getting rid of your spent grains down the kitchen sink when you don't have a garbage disposal and you have inaugurated your new batch of apfelwein.

I just afraid because I have pilot lights on my stove and furnace.

I too am afraid of the pilot lights! Do not look at the lights!

 

[Revvy]

I hereby declare the word Pilot Light to be the least funny word on the internets, 10 pages of google image didn't net me ONE humorous picture...

Shhesh, I'm loosing my touch.

 

[dontman]

My traditional x'mas movies are Santa Clause and X'Mas Vacation.

(She Who Would Obey Me) or (She Who Is Supposed to Obey Me)

 

[coolbeerluke]

So, is there going to be a poll about the drunk, Santa picture, or has it been decided that Big Kahuna is the ONE?

 

[Revvy]

So, is there going to be a poll about the drunk, Santa picture, or has it been decided that Big Kahuna is the ONE?

I'll prolly start the thread tomorrow...I still need to figure out who all the "players" should be....There's gotta be one "straight man" in the poll I think. Evan! BK, & Gnome are perfect...we just need one who it would be soo unlike them, and so cool if they adopted it...someone not prone to silliness.

 

[coolbeerluke]

...EdWort perhaps?

 

[DubbelDach]

So..... did this guy use yeast, or does he just think he's drunk? Like when you don't tell people they're drinking O'Doul's and they just act drunk while you laugh like hell?

 

[BigKahuna]

kahuna can get offended?

I can....and I am....and I'm really hoping that Shecky and the Gnome will join me!

 

[coolbeerluke]

no need for a poll now

 

[shecky]

I can....and I am....and I'm really hoping that Shecky and the Gnome will join me!

To the rescue, BK. I am seriously offended ......













that you won that poll with almost zero competition

 

[dontman]

So..... did this guy use yeast, or does he just think he's drunk? Like when you don't tell people they're drinking O'Doul's and they just act drunk while you laugh like hell?

??? Apple Juice already has the yeast in it when you buy it. You don't need to add yeast.

 

[BigKahuna]

??? Apple Juice already has the yeast in it when you buy it. You don't need to add yeast.

/me walks away slowly shaking head in disbelief.


Then falls to the floor laughing.

 

[Revvy]

??? Apple Juice already has the yeast in it when you buy it. You don't need to add yeast.

I hope you were kidding.....You are kiddin, right?

 

[Shonuff]

??? Apple Juice already has the yeast in it when you buy it. You don't need to add yeast.

Can I start a thread titled "How many gallons of dontman's apple juice with sugar in it have been made"?

(I think he's just messing with us)