I am an idiot

[Obliviousbrew]

I'm talkin about being a kid and saddling up for your spam on white bread with French's yellow mustard .

That I missed ! But i did become a fan of peanut butter grape jam sandwiches! (think it doesn´t get any more american than that)

I owe you americans my love for peanut butter, and the best craft beers that I´ve ever had, and of course my lupulin threshold shift!
And baseball... yes and argentinian-spanish-italian likes baseball (wierd rigth?)

 

[Obliviousbrew]

All this food talk now I´m a hungry idiot! ...and I don´t know why but I have this sudden crave for grilled spam and mustard sandwiches...

 

[BobbiLynn]

All this food talk now I´m a hungry idiot! ...and I don´t know why but I have this sudden crave for grilled spam and mustard sandwiches...

Or fried bologna and catsup....

 

[b-boy]

Or fried bologna and catsup....

Fried Bologna. Now we're talkin...

 

[Subsailor]

I'm talkin about being a kid and saddling up for your spam on white bread with French's yellow mustard .

The last time I had Spam, I was hunting along the Kuskokwim River with my brother and 3 others and we had made camp. We realized we left our only cook pan back at the cabin 6 hours up river so we took Spam and made mutant sausage forms of it on sticks and roasted it in the campfire, splashed some mustard on the slice of bread and wrapped it around the now sizzling chunk of salty porky goodness and pulled it off and ate it that way.

Already planning my next moose hunt with this thought!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Until I "met" you I never wanted to try moose liver so badly.

 

[Subsailor]

Too funny you should say that. One of my techs and his brother just back from their late season permit hunt and each of them scored a moose, he just brought me about 5lbs of liver and moose kidneys this morning!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Must have come from a tiny moose!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Moose liver or spam........man this went downhill fast!!

 

[b-boy]

I think there's a pretty good chance that there's already some moose liver in Spam. They throw everything else in there (pig snouts, cow hooves, horse lips, and other meat-by-products).

 

[Subsailor]

Must have come from a tiny moose!

Yeah, he wouldn't give me a whole liver. I tried to threaten his job but he knows he's safe since we work for the State. His response was, maybe next year you'll give me more time off during regular season to get a moose and I'll give you a bigger share.
We used to give our native friends the moose nose and tongue for using some of their land when hunting. The tongue sandwiches were pretty good but I was never in the bush long enough to try the jellied moose nose they made.

 

[Leadgolem]

 

[Leadgolem]

I added powdered kola nut powder to my latest session brew as a bittering agent. A cider/ginger ale homunculus. I do most of my drinking at night.

Therefore, this was incredibly stupid. Kola nut was originally used in cola to add caffeine... Now I have 8 gallons of dr pepper level caffeinated and mildly alcoholic drink. It's going to be a long time before this all gets drunk.

 

[WesleyS]

I added powdered kola nut powder to my latest session brew as a bittering agent. A cider/ginger ale homunculus. I do most of my drinking at night.

Therefore, this was incredibly stupid. Kola nut was originally used in cola to add caffeine... Now I have 8 gallons of dr pepper level caffeinated and mildly alcoholic drink. It's going to be a long time before this all gets drunk.

Finally!!! Someone gets us back on topic.
If it tastes anything like DP, go pick a dozen blueberries, burn your bed sheets, and play truth or dare with an owl. If it doesn't look like curdled cream in the morning then it's a lost cause.

 

[bottlebomber]

I added powdered kola nut powder

Wow, it must be really fine, huh?

 

[WesleyS]

Wow, it must be really fine, huh?

So fine it had to be powdered twice.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Finally!!! Someone gets us back on topic.

Double powdered nuts... good idea and glad to see we are back on topic.

 

[Leadgolem]

Sadly it tastes nothing the Dr. Pepper.

I have another problem too, what do I do with the rest of the double powdered nuts...

 

[WesleyS]

Sadly it tastes nothing the Dr. Pepper.

I have another problem too, what do I do with the rest of the double powdered nuts...

Try powdering them a third time.

 

[jiggs_casey]

I have another problem too, what do I do with the rest of the double powdered nuts...

I guess it all depends on what they are powdered with.

 

[leftcontact]

Was wondering what adding dehydrated spam to the boil would do. ...

 

[sonofgrok]

Holy yoda's left nut. This thread is still going!?!? Horrible and awesome at the same time... horawesome.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Dehydrated yoda's right nut....now you tell me...

 

[bottlebomber]

Dehydrated yoda's right nut....now you tell me...

Die for that you will.

 

[sonofgrok]

Die for that you will.

Speak like this we must. Yee hee hee hee.

 

[WesleyS]

Lost this thread is. Idiots we are.

 

[cheezydemon3]

When eating the best scrotum jerky you are....complain, you will not......HAHAHHAHA can't believe I typed that.

 

[WesleyS]

When eating the best scrotum jerky you are....complain, you will not......HAHAHHAHA can't believe I typed that.

I can believe it.
I try not to imagine you munching scrotum jerky.
Not judging though, not judging.

 

[bottlebomber]

It's not that there's anything wrong with Cheezy eating scrotummms

 

[bottlebomber]

Scrotummmms could be a new snack food. I won't have any, but some people will like them.

 

[WesleyS]

Scrotummmms could be a new snack food. I won't have any, but some people will like them.

Or a cereal. Brand name: Home-O's

 

[bottlebomber]

Or a cereal. Brand name: Home-O's

Lol!! Hom-O's. That's a winner.

 

[sonofgrok]

Scrotums with hot sauce?

 

[WesleyS]

Scrotums with hot sauce?

BALLfalo wings.

 

[Lushife]

I like my srotum with a little salt and a dash of old bay

 

[cheezydemon3]

I like my scrotum covered in a hot girl's slobber! Wait, what?

 

[WesleyS]

Why do I get the feeling I'm the least idiotic one here?

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm an idiot.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

well scrotum its been done:
http://digitaljournal.com/article/325480
and there is people that will cook anything (this is real):

 

[grem135]

I may be am idiot, but that's just wrong.

 

[bottlebomber]

well scrotum its been done:
http://digitaljournal.com/article/325480
and there is people that will cook anything (this is real):

He tweeted: "I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen (£800). I’m Japanese."

At least he made his guests aware of this, so that they knew to not come hungry.