I am an idiot

[CreamyGoodness]

Personally, at age 33 my sympathy for those who make "hot" a priority is waning. There is a certain look accompanied by a series of mannerisms and general carriage, often corresponding with the label "hot" that should be an instant scarlet letter. I get the feeling I would take one look at your coworker's ex and say "thats the woman that will ruin your life."

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Btw, off topic (bwhahahaha) but I have a confession to make.

For the longest time I thought DME and LME stood for Dark Malt Extract and Light Malt Extract.

 

[bottlebomber]

Btw, off topic (bwhahahaha) but I have a confession to make.

For the longest time I thought DME and LME stood for Dark Malt Extract and Light Malt Extract.

You idiot... I thought that too actually. What makes I worse is that I actually brew beer and you don't.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I just belly laughed.

Hey though, to be fair, I am about to brew my 4th gallon. Just cuz Im a noob doesnt mean I dont brew beer.

Actually... NOW that I think about it... seems like there would likely be a niche for a dark and a light malt extract... you should work on that.

you tool.

 

[cheezydemon3]

You idiot... I thought that too actually. What makes I worse is that I actually brew beer and you don't.

Yeast aren't from the sea.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Getting back to the "hot" argument, my friend's brother found his ex-wife when she was competing in a bikini contest.

While this isnt, in and of itself, damning evidence of her awfulness, it is one of the grey connector pieces of Construx brand children's toys when mixed together with the blue connector pieces such as a lack of education, failure to keep a job, and inability to maintain genital integrity.

 

[bottlebomber]

Maybe we aren't seeing eye to eye... My buddy's wife was nutty as a squirrel turd, but looked like an Eskimo with Down syndrome.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Ok I just choked on my own spit laughing. I did misread totally, its true. I've been getting to0 used to DougK's meaningless graphs to read a proper one, it would seem.

 

[Subsailor]

...inability to maintain genital integrity.

That's funny! I am always looking for ways to rephrase things just to annoy my wife a little and I may have to use this when we discuss our wayward youngest daughter and her husband this evening.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yeast aren't from the sea.

Yeah! How does he rationalize consuming those sentient, feeling, little buggars?

 

[Subsailor]

Maybe we aren't seeing eye to eye... My buddy's wife was nutty as a squirrel turd, but looked like an Eskimo with Down syndrome.

There a quite a few of those up here.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yeah! How does he rationalize consuming those sentient, feeling, little buggars?

Well, he is an insensetive hypocrite, but don't tell him I said so!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

That's funny! I am always looking for ways to rephrase things just to annoy my wife a little and I may have to use this when we discuss our wayward youngest daughter and her husband this evening.

Something my father most likely told me when I was a teenager (I dont remember exactly, I seldom listened) "Never cheat on a retired submariner's daughter"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

So bomber, if she's crazy AND ugly and I hear no mention of intelligence... it begs a very important question...

 

[WesleyS]

Well, he is an insensetive hypocrite, but don't tell him I said so!

Would you like someone to join you in that little conversation or are you content just quoting yourself and answering?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Would you like someone to join you in that little conversation or are you content just quoting yourself and answering?

Do you mind?

 

[bottlebomber]

Yeast aren't from the sea.

That's why I sterile filter all my beer. I don't need that kind of karmic affliction on my hands.. And while having a 5 day long sex orgy until you drown in alcohol SOUNDS great, we're talking 1.5 million reincarnations/ml/degree Plato. Everything gets old eventually.

So bomber, if she's crazy AND ugly and I hear no mention of intelligence... it begs a very important question...

Let's put it this way - one time she sought me out to try and have a "debate" on religion. She came to her dizzying crescendo by saying "I don't think it matters what Pacific religion you are".

 

[CreamyGoodness]

oooooooo thats super rough. What was your buddy thinking??

 

[The_Dog_42]

So bomber, if she's crazy AND ugly and I hear no mention of intelligence... it begs a very important question...

Must be amazing in the sack.

That's why I sterile filter all my beer. I don't need that kind of karmic affliction on my hands.. And while having a 5 day long sex orgy until you drown in alcohol SOUNDS great, we're talking 1.5 million reincarnations/ml/degree Plato. Everything gets old eventually.

Let's put it this way - one time she sought me out to try and have a "debate" on religion. She came to her dizzying crescendo by saying "I don't think it matters what Pacific religion you are".

Confirmed.

 

[Subsailor]

Something my father most likely told me when I was a teenager (I dont remember exactly, I seldom listened) "Never cheat on a retired submariner's daughter"

The problem is the retired Submariner's daughter cheating on her 3rd husband, after we warned him of her rapacious appetite for young military men. We have learned that he has been seeking solace with another woman and apparently they, my daughter and her husband, were doing this to each other at the same time all along.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

The problem is the retired Submariner's daughter cheating on her 3rd husband, after we warned him of her rapacious appetite for young military men. We have learned that he has been seeking solace with another woman and apparently they, my daughter and her husband, were doing this to each other at the same time all along.

Oof thats a tough one, particularly so close to home. Usually when Im brought into a matter like this with friends (has happened more times than I like to remember) I usually just suggest a fresh slate and extensive personal and couples therapy before I wander off in search of a beer and other people to talk to. Im too frail of stature and too tired to play referee.

 

[Subsailor]

Yeah, no worries, she's 25, he's 24, they're both adults, we'll let them sort it out.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Do you ever just hug your wife and say "thank you for not allowing that kind of craziness into our house?"

I know I do.

By that I mean I hug my wife. I havent met your wife. Doubt Ive ever hugged her.

 

[Subsailor]

Do you ever just hug your wife and say "thank you for not allowing that kind of craziness into our house?"

I know I do.

By that I mean I hug my wife. I havent met your wife. Doubt Ive ever hugged her.

Every day, several times a day. We are looking forward to starting our lives together without any of the children and their drama within our home. The youngest one, 21 is moving out at the end of April and then it will be just us and the 3 fuzzy children.

 

[The_Dog_42]

What is wrong with me?

SMASH - Squid Cascade - Pale Extract - Blonde Ale
================================================================================
Batch Size: 1.920 gal
Boil Size: 3.420 gal
Boil Time: 60.000 min
Efficiency: 70%
OG: 1.036
FG: 1.009
ABV: 3.5%
Bitterness: 22.3 IBUs (Tinseth)
Color: 6 SRM (Morey)

Fermentables
================================================================================
Name Type Amount Mashed Late Yield Color
Liquid Extract (LME) - Pale Extract 2.000 lb No Yes 78% 8 L
Total grain: 2.000 lb

Hops
================================================================================
Name Alpha Amount Use Time Form IBU
Cascade 6.0% 0.250 oz First Wort 60.000 min Pellet 22.3
Cascade 6.0% 0.250 oz Aroma 5.000 min Pellet 0.0

Misc
================================================================================
Name Type Use Amount Time
Squid Ink Flavor Boil 1.000 oz 5.000 min

Yeast
================================================================================
Name Type Form Amount Stage
WLP001 - California Ale Yeast Ale Liquid 2.367 tbsp Primary @ 68F

Mash
================================================================================
Name Type Amount Temp Target Time
Conversion Infusion 3.250 gal 173.166 F 152.000 F 60.000 min

 

[Leadgolem]

Mama wanna? I think they were effing with you.

Fermented squid ink.......that is freakier than fish sauce!

Can you ferment ANYTHING and make it safe to eat?

for example rotted sheep blood, I mean rancid. Fermented, safe to drink?

Mortadella (uh oh, tangent) SO funky! Is it like bleu cheese? Safe fungus? Got some chorizo that was pretty funkdefied. Where do you draw the line.

When the substance in question is either overtly poisonous, radioactive, or closer to a solid then a liquid... See rice wine exception elsewhere on the forum.

Do you mind?

Nope, haven't seen one in a while. Did you have one you wanted to get rid of? I'm sure it would make an interesting adjunct.

Let's put it this way - one time she sought me out to try and have a "debate" on religion. She came to her dizzying crescendo by saying "I don't think it matters what Pacific religion you are".

Uh, pacific is also an adjective.

pa·cif·ic
[puh-sif-ik]
adjective
1.tending to make or preserve peace; conciliatory: pacific overtures.
2.not warlike; peaceable; mild: a pacific disposition.
3.at peace; peaceful: a pacific era in history.
4.calm; tranquil: The Wabash is a pacific river.
5.( initial capital letter ) of or pertaining to the Pacific Ocean.
6.( initial capital letter ) of or pertaining to the region bordering on the Pacific Ocean: the Pacific states.

noun ( initial capital letter )
7.Pacific Ocean.
8.a steam locomotive having a four-wheeled front truck, six driving wheels, and a two-wheeled rear truck.

 

[WesleyS]

New game! Lets play "guess what Wesley had for lunch today!"

 

[WesleyS]

Haha!! Just joking! That was the trub and dry hops from my DIPA I just bottled.
Just thought someone should see it. You know, because I'm an idiot.

 

[Leadgolem]

What is wrong with me?

Would you like that alphabetically, or categorically?

 

[bottlebomber]

Uh, pacific is also an adjective.

I can guarantee you that this woman doesn't know what an adjective is, let alone any of what you posted.

Haha!! Just joking! That was the trub and dry hops from my DIPA I just bottled.
Just thought someone should see it. You know, because I'm an idiot.

Dude, I was gonna punch you.