I have made great regular strength beer with 1/2 teaspoon of Omega Hothead for a 5 gallon batch. Science moves on.
^^ that sounds crazy, but somehow I'm not remotely surprised.
On that note, am I the only one who thinks the Mr. Malty calculator is kind of useless? I guess it’s a nice tool to look at as a purely academic exercise, but in a practical, hands-on homebrewing situation I strongly question whether there is any objective benefit to following its recommendations. I suppose it’s a great way to get yourself spending too much money and time on yeast, but what else?
I know anecdotes aren’t very useful either, but I feel the need to share this particular one. Recently, I took a single pack of WLP yeast that was less than a week from its expiry date and dumped it directly in a batch of ~12°P wort. This was half of a 10 gal batch, and I figured there was a risk it would end up sucking due to “poor yeast pitching practices” but if I wanted to do an impromptu brew on that day then pitching that pack directly into the fermentor was the only option I had. So, I decided to roll the dice and see what would happen.
It may have taken a bit longer than usual to take off, but take off it did, and the beer is perfectly fine. Very good, even.
I think when I checked Mr. Malty after the fact to see what I “should have” done, it said that with the age of the yeast, I would need to make a 1L starter with seven vials – that’s not a typo;
seven vials – to achieve the “correct” pitch rate. When one compares that recommendation to what I actually did and the results I got, I think it’s fair to say the recommendation is revealed as utterly useless information.
I’m not saying I plan on adopting the above pitch rate as standard practice, but I mention this anecdote as an instructive case that strongly favors the RDWHAHB side of the OCD spectrum.
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I kind of wish everyone would stop posting links to Mr. Malty as a knee-jerk response to pitch rate questions. I think more direct guidelines based on personal experience are much more useful, no matter how much they deviate from what Mr. Malty says.