How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[betarhoalphadelta]

How long has this thread been around? Is Gary_Oak actually old enough to be here now?

 

[Kee]

Maybe someday Dan Brown (author of the Da Vinci Code) will parse the words of Gary_Oak's original post. Why did he capitalize Hops and Barley, and not recognize that water is the main ingredient of beer? How can "fermenting babies" not be deeply symbolic? How much time did he wander in the wilderness after being banished? And he is the reincarnation of _____?

 

[Inkleg]

Yep, we do it all the time, hence the EAC thread.

How bout letting us see #4902 then?

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

How long has this thread been around? Is Gary_Oak actually old enough to be here now?

Yes, I'm quoting myself.

Looking back through this thread, Gary was 19 in May of 2015. So he can legally brew now.

Gary, come back! We wish to hear about all the wonderful brews you've made now that you're legal!

 

[fuzzy2133]

Yes, I'm quoting myself.



Looking back through this thread, Gary was 19 in May of 2015. So he can legally brew now.



Gary, come back! We wish to hear about all the wonderful brews you've made now that you're legal!

No self quoting
*reported to a really mean heavy hammer wielding mod.*
(Thor probably)

 

[doug293cz]

No self quoting
*reported to a really mean heavy hammer wielding mod.*
(Thor probably)

Thor hasn't been attending our meetings. Or, did I get a new nickname?

Brew on

 

[Yooper]

How bout letting us see #4902 then?

Remember that we're talking about banned members and their posts. No one has banned me yet.

And NO you cannot take up a collection and pay PassedPawn to do it.

 

[passedpawn]

wait... wut?

I can't remember if I banned Mr. Oak till he was 21, or perma. Will check it out... stand by.

 

[passedpawn]

OK, technically Mr. Oak can post now. Feel free to PM him if you have some desire to see his return.

 

[bob1852]

Thor hasn't been attending our meetings. Or, did I get a new nickname?

Brew on

You're half the hammer Yuri was.

 

[fuzzy2133]

Thor hasn't been attending our meetings. Or, did I get a new nickname?



Brew on

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor. Thank Odin good will and intentions were part of his spell.

How bout letting us see #4902 then?

Wait is that infamous post in the part of the forum that was supposedly deleted?

 

[Inkleg]

Wait is that infamous post in the part of the forum that was supposedly deleted?

Yes it is and it involves kegs from what I hear. @passedpawn my still have it or know where to find it. I don't think he'd ever post it, but I'm willing to see how much money he'd turn down.

 

[passedpawn]

Yes it is and it involves kegs from what I hear. @passedpawn my still have it or know where to find it. I don't think he'd ever post it, but I'm willing to see how much money he'd turn down.

 

[wishingiwasfishing]

Crazy thread

 

[kev211]

Maybe he gets email notifications if someone mentions him in a thread...

@Gary_Oak come back!!! We miss you!

 

[Inkleg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM6Z-eOWXZQ

Ha, so you're saying there's a chance some of us 2012ers will see it one day? ipe:

 

[passedpawn]

Ha, so you're saying there's a chance some of us 2012ers will see it one day? ipe:

She's gone, better learn how to face it.

 

[Murphys_Law]

I figured it out. Gary has a drunk cat named Fred who hacked his password and now posts here on HBT. Hops are bad for dogs so I assume they are also bad for cats.

Gary’s cat, Fred - is trying to kill the hop industry so he can enjoy True Beer(TM) and not worry about hop poisoning!

Suck it Dan Brown!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

somehow, this thread survives!

 

[MaxStout]

I figured it out. Gary has a drunk cat named Fred who hacked his password and now posts here on HBT. Hops are bad for dogs so I assume they are also bad for cats.

Gary’s cat, Fred - is trying to kill the hop industry so he can enjoy True Beer(TM) and not worry about hop poisoning!

Suck it Dan Brown!

.

 

[passedpawn]

somehow, this thread survives!

I really never knew if reviving an old thread was a bad thing or not. Two schools of thought. What sayeth thou?

 

[bob1852]

Oh man, I thought Billy was back!

 

[passedpawn]

Oh man, I thought Billy was back!

You're probably due for a berry pawnch.

 

[mongoose33]

I really never knew if reviving an old thread was a bad thing or not. Two schools of thought. What sayeth thou?

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Trying to figure out what reviving this thread will add to HBT.

 

[day_trippr]

Revivals are totally acceptable - if done with a purpose.
Random poking of the dead, not so much...

Cheers!

 

[passedpawn]

Revivals are totally acceptable - if done with a purpose.
Random poking of the dead, not so much...

Cheers!

Another member and I were wondering if Billy was still around - he came up in a convo. I replied to his post to do that. That's all.

 

[drainbamage]

@Billy-Klubb

Spoiler

Obligatory @m00ps

 

[MaxStout]

Came here expecting a new drywall beer recipe. Leaving disappointed.

 

[Inkleg]

Came here expecting a new drywall beer recipe. Leaving disappointed.

Drywall was last years beer. I think the new trend is particle board beer dry hopped with sawdust, but I can't keep up anymore.

 

[afro_lou]

Gawd I miss Gary_Oak [emoji20]