How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[GilaMinumBeer]

Aw, man, you ruined the surprise ending.

"Master Lincoln, I have done as you requested and have slapped everyone in that HBT thread!"

"Excellent! Let me see this pictures! Yesss...this is glorious! GLORIOUS!"

"All except for one person, though."

"Really? Who did you miss?"

"YOU!"

[slap]

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! I am undone!"

fin

I knew what you were doing. I read 4 books on it once.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I read the first page, then saw there were 28 more. I was all like, "Flocc that! Ain't nobody got time for that!" then I saw goats and popcorn. our 7 y/o had a track & field day. i took off work early for it. he did great! a few weeks ago I got a cassette adapter so I can listen to my MP3 player while driving and also on the POS stereo in the basement, even though I'm gonna be doing reviews outside mostly since it's getting nice out. I like Funyuns and I'm not ashamed of that. I like to find really big Funyuns and pretend they are glasses. I like cooking with tofu. one time I saw a hawk kill a pigeon in the middle if the street in downtown Rapid City, SD. I wish the pigeon was a bag of Funyuns and the hawk shared them with me.

 

[Vamptrump]

I read the first page, then saw there were 28 more. I was all like, "Flocc that! Ain't nobody got time for that!" then I saw goats and popcorn. our 7 y/o had a track & field day. i took off work early for it. he did great! a few weeks ago I got a cassette adapter so I can listen to my MP3 player while driving and also on the POS stereo in the basement, even though I'm gonna be doing reviews outside mostly since it's getting nice out. I like Funyuns and I'm not ashamed of that. I like to find really big Funyuns and pretend they are glasses. I like cooking with tofu. one time I saw a hawk kill a pigeon in the middle if the street in downtown Rapid City, SD. I wish the pigeon was a bag of Funyuns and the hawk shared them with me.

Gary are you back??!!

Nevermind, too much punctuation.

 

[PlexVector]

If I ever win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to track down every single person that posted in this thread and slap them.

Why?

I think that's quite obvious.

Like a high-five slap?

Or a 4 cheek slap?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I read the first page, then saw there were 28 more. I was all like, "Flocc that! Ain't nobody got time for that!" then I saw goats and popcorn. our 7 y/o had a track & field day. i took off work early for it. he did great! a few weeks ago I got a cassette adapter so I can listen to my MP3 player while driving and also on the POS stereo in the basement, even though I'm gonna be doing reviews outside mostly since it's getting nice out. I like Funyuns and I'm not ashamed of that. I like to find really big Funyuns and pretend they are glasses. I like cooking with tofu. one time I saw a hawk kill a pigeon in the middle if the street in downtown Rapid City, SD. I wish the pigeon was a bag of Funyuns and the hawk shared them with me.

Wait, you reproduced?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Wait, you reproduced?

twice.:rockin:

 

[sniktaw]

My family has a running joke about an imaginary brother named Gary that died after being run over by the school bus. After reading the thread I'm starting to think he may have survived, just with massive brain damage. Now I will never know for sure. So hard to lose you twice gary! In your memory:

 

[PlexVector]

Gary are you back??!!

Nevermind, too much punctuation.

Is it just me...whenever I read someone using Gary's name in first person the voice in my head sounds like spongebob.

 

[kev211]

Gary are you back??!!

Nevermind, too much punctuation.

I was thinking the same thing. I saw commas and exclamation marks and thought, nope definitely not him. Ive read way too may books about punctuation

 

[Billy-Klubb]

sounds like Sponge Bob, acts like Patrick, and as important as Bubble Bass.

 

[PlexVector]

Wait, you reproduced?

twice.:rockin:

Somewhere during the teenage years the kids asked why we waited so long to have kids. I said we wanted to have perfect children and that practice makes perfect. The wife rolls eyes, the daughter says ewwwww, and my son says :rockin:

 

[SnakeRidge]

I have no problem with funyuns. I once got my tongue stuck in one an panicked for a minute, but we're still cool

 

[1977Brewer]

Love me some Flamin' Hot Funyuns.

OT, I wonder if Flamin' Hot Funyuns will ferment.

 

[sompls]

He's gone.

Free Gary_Oak!

 

[afro_lou]

I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice.
Shadows of a man,
A face through a window cryin' in the night,
The night goes into
Morning just another day;
Happy people pass my way.
Looking in their eyes,
I see a memory I never realized how happy you made me.

Oh Gary well,
You came and you gave without taking,
But I sent you away.
Oh, Gary well,
You posted and left us so quickly,
And I need you today.
Oh, Gary!​

 

[Psylocide]

sounds like Sponge Bob, acts like Patrick, and as important as Bubble Bass.

Snarky as Squidward, Squirrely as Sandy, Pretentious as Plakton, Misguided as Mr. Krabs, Mushy as Mrs. Puff, Stuck up as Squilliam Fancyson, Froggy as the Flying Dutchman, Malicious as Man Ray, Grumbly as... Gary?

 

[ImNoExpert]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRWZfAV3834[/ame]

 

[dtgrdn]

Is Gary really gone I'm glad I didn't have too much work to do today because this thread really kept me going I think the kettle corn is good but nothing is better then popcorn made on the stove top I really havent had any microburst corn that I liked Funyuns rock but I prefer Bugles I stick them on my fingers and eat them one by 1 sometimes my dog gets them before I manage to eat them all I use to like Pringles but the price of them got to high for me to buy them anymore I did read some books in my life before but can't really think of them much any more oops gotta go boss man is staring down my way later all

 

[Lbm]

Wow. This thread just wasted hours of my life. Oh, look! It's almost time to go home. Yay Gary_Oak!

 

[Vamptrump]

Wow. This thread just wasted hours of my life. Oh, look! It's almost time to go home. Yay Gary_Oak!

This thread is anything but a waste.

It's sad that I'm now monitoring the thread from my phone (hope I don't quad post).

 

[mcspanner]

I don't believe in Gary.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I don't believe in Gary.

But Gary believes in you.

 

[Vamptrump]

WWGD

What Would Gary Do

 

[dtgrdn]

WWGD

What Would Gary Do

I think he would like read more books to make sure what he says it what he means to say because he would know that he is correct about what ever it was he read about

 

[PlexVector]

Dear Gary,
Please return my books on quantum fermentation, relativistic kettle corn expansion, and funyun string theory, and oh yes, Wednesday!
thank you

 

[drainbamage]

I don't believe in Gary.

Oh, but a little bit of Gary is alive inside all of us.

 

[dtgrdn]

I wonder where Gary is now. I hope he's happy where ever he ends up. He was such a bright spot on an otherwise dreary day.

 

[Psylocide]

Oh, but a little bit of Gary is alive inside all of us.

Wut?

 

[Silentdrinker]

Check out Gary's new post on Beer Advocate = How I Got Kicked From Home Brew Talk

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I wonder where Gary is now. I hope he's happy where ever he ends up. He was such a bright spot on an otherwise dreary day.

That place which can not be named where all the former HBT banned together.