Snuffy
He ain't scared.
- Joined
- Nov 5, 2019
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"Hello, Tech Support"“Email has been down half the day!”
“That’s awful, did I miss you telling me this somehow?
“How was I supposed to tell you if I can’t email you??!!”
Literally two office doors down.
With a telephone.
Coffee. Because murder is somehow frowned upon.
"Email is down."
Checks email. Working fine.
"Mine is working. Can you surf the web?"
"I'm looking at Google"
"Try cnn.com"
"Page not found"
"Are you using a laptop or a workstation?"
"Laptop"
"Do you have a wifi connection?"
"How do I tell?"
"Look at the toolbar at the bottom right. There should be an icon that looks like radio waves if you are connected or a globe if you aren't"
"I don't have a toolbar"
"Move your mouse pointer to the bottom of the screen and see if it pops up"
"Oh. There it is"
"Do you see the wifi icon?"
"I see a speaker, a shield, a square, a circle, the time and the date"
"Click the circle and then click the little arrow next to the radio waves symbol at the top left of the box that pops up"
"Do I click once or twice?"
"Just once"
"Ok"
"Do you see a box with Wifi at the top?"
"Yes"
"Is wifi turned on?
"How do I tell?"
"Excuse me a moment..." <click click> BAM! <clunk>
"Hello.... Hello?"