how about a meme generator thread...

[Snuffy]

“Email has been down half the day!”
“That’s awful, did I miss you telling me this somehow?
“How was I supposed to tell you if I can’t email you??!!”
Literally two office doors down.
With a telephone.
Coffee. Because murder is somehow frowned upon.

"Hello, Tech Support"
"Email is down."
Checks email. Working fine.
"Mine is working. Can you surf the web?"
"I'm looking at Google"
"Try cnn.com"
"Page not found"
"Are you using a laptop or a workstation?"
"Laptop"
"Do you have a wifi connection?"
"How do I tell?"
"Look at the toolbar at the bottom right. There should be an icon that looks like radio waves if you are connected or a globe if you aren't"
"I don't have a toolbar"
"Move your mouse pointer to the bottom of the screen and see if it pops up"
"Oh. There it is"
"Do you see the wifi icon?"
"I see a speaker, a shield, a square, a circle, the time and the date"
"Click the circle and then click the little arrow next to the radio waves symbol at the top left of the box that pops up"
"Do I click once or twice?"
"Just once"
"Ok"
"Do you see a box with Wifi at the top?"
"Yes"
"Is wifi turned on?
"How do I tell?"
"Excuse me a moment..." <click click> BAM! <clunk>

"Hello.... Hello?"

 

[nobadays]

 

[Konadog]

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[BrewnWKopperKat]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[scrap iron]

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Broothru]

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I agree.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I agree.

I’m acquainted with a local brewery owner who believes that pro brewers who offer these are training their customers to move away from beer. Though, he concedes that the reason is more likely that some cash flow will happen. I’m waiting for the fad to end.

 

[balrog]

 

[Konadog]

 

[Broothru]

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That oughta' do it!

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

Be careful with that.

Remember that positive and negative infinity are kinda the same thing, and you might flip from infinitely weird to infinitely not weird.

<no, I haven't been drinking; I've just been reading about the original development of the meter as one ten millionth of the distance from the equator to the pole, developed during the French Revolution>

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

 

[Agent]

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

And all the crayons

And all the pens

And Moms knitting needles

And

You get the picture.

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Kent88]

Didn't expect that.

Pretty good.

 

[NeoBrew]

Didn't expect that.

Pretty good.

Pretty good, but I think Medusa is the one on the right!

 

[Broothru]

Pretty good, but I think Medusa is the one on the right!

I dunno. One’s glaring stare might turn you to stone. But the other one? If looks could kill…

 

[chessking]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Konadog]

Here's another one that I bet you don't just read.

 

[day_trippr]

Just need to flesh out the lyrics and ya gots yourself one for the charts!
(Can you license a melody?)

 

[doug293cz]

Just need to flesh out the lyrics and ya gots yourself one for the charts!
(Can you license a melody?)

As I understand things, melodies are copyrightable, but chord progressions are not copyrightable.

Brew on

 

[Kent88]

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Konadog]

Ain't that the truth!

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[Sailingeric]

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Sailingeric]