how about a meme generator thread...

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

 

[scrap iron]

I just want to say Happy Birthday to the US Army. One year older than the country.
Thanks to all who severed in all branches of the Military. Just joking about the Air Force, My Father served in the USAF during the Korean war and his brother in the Army.

 

[Mr. Vern]

 

[Mr. Vern]

 

[Mr. Vern]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Broothru]

I just want to say Happy Birthday to the US Army. One year older than the country.
Thanks to all who severed in all branches of the Military. Just joking about the Air Force, My Father served in the USAF during the Korean war and his brother in the Army.
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Chair Force?

 

[scrap iron]

Chair Force?

That and the Army NCO's would rag us about putting our hands in our pockets. "Get your hands out of your pockets they are not Air Force gloves".

 

[Broothru]

That and the Army NCO's would rag us about putting our hands in our pockets. "Get your hands out of your pockets they are not Air Force gloves".

Average length of an Air Force runway - 12,000 feet.
Average landing zone length of a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier - 300 feet.

Yeah, we could land 40 times in the space required for a Zoomie.

So who's the pussy now?

 

[Sailingeric]

Average length of an Air Force runway - 12,000 feet.
Average landing zone length of a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier - 300 feet.

Yeah, we could land 40 times in the space required for a Zoomie.

So who's the pussy now?

 

[GrogNerd]

not sure about the 2 at the very top, but that next chunk down is $500 worth of cheese.

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Broothru]

And the problem is…???

A good landing is one you can walk away from. A great landing is one where you can reuse the airplane again.

 

[Broothru]

not sure about the 2 at the very top, but that next chunk down is $500 worth of cheese.


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Now that's what I'm talking' about!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[balrog]

Yup.

Pretty much.

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[nobadays]

 

[balrog]

 

[bruce_the_loon]

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Go back to the timer and power knobs, Add 30 is just a twist to the left, then a step to the right. Something something time warp again.

 

[Pkrd]

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Add 300 is certainly dramatic if you just want to warm up some brownie.

 

[Kent88]

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Cook Power is a really helpful feature. It's like a low&slow vs hot&fast feature. Things reheat more evenly and with a reduced chance of exploding.

 

[tracer bullet]

I push "+30" and then there's a dial (yes, a dial) to go even longer. Long live the dial. I've repaired the microwave twice already and will continue to do so as long as possible!

 

[Kent88]

Everybody clap your hands

Add 30 is just a twist to the left, then a step to the right. Something something time warp again.

Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth
Now turn it out

 

[Broothru]

Everybody clap your hands



Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth
Now turn it out

Ya’ put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.

That’s how you do the Hokie Pokey.

 

[Kent88]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Go back to the timer and power knobs, Add 30 is just a twist to the left, then a step to the right. Something something time warp again.

Like this? I have one for sale if you want it.

 

[balrog]

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...and in different planes.

 

[GrogNerd]

in 2020, US Navy Blue Angels had to cancel shows due to the pilots not adhering to the 6-foot social distance limits.

USAF TBirds performances were unaffected.

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Kent88]

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I hate* you

*Not really

 

[Broothru]

in 2020, US Navy Blue Angels had to cancel shows due to the pilots not adhering to the 6-foot social distance limits.

USAF TBirds performances were unaffected.

Standard 18 inch separation, step-down, nose to tail, and wing tip. That’s Navy separation, though often is sometimes closer.

The definition of Air Force separation is “same day, same direction.”

 

[balrog]

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

 

[seatazzz]

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Preach.

I'm at the age now where my butt just has to SMELL coffee in the morning, and it's all FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!!!

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]