how about a meme generator thread...

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

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You've wasted a bunch of my time today as you prompted me to Google "pizzacakecomic"

 

[Kent88]

 

[Agent]

You've wasted a bunch of my time today as you prompted me to Google "pizzacakecomic"

You're welcome.

 

[Kent88]

 

[jschein]

 

[MaxStout]

 

[Brew_Dude41]

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If they show up for me, I am too old and fat to run. Besides, in the constant madness of my house, a few days in the clink might be like a short vacation...

 

[Kent88]

Yeah, what stage are those triplets at?

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Yeah, what stage are those triplets at?

8 and in second grade. One has moved on past dinosaurs and everything now is Godzilla vs Kong and has to physically act out everything on tv. 1 is fixated on Minecraft and watching these annoying gamers ("unspeakable game" and "Preston") on Netflix. These guys drive me nuts, mostly because they are set for life by profiting off of complete buffoonery (good for them).
The third is still in his own little world and most days it is on a direct collision course with my last nerve as he tries to break my will asking for a popsicle more times in a 3 minute span than should be humanly possible, only to pivot to asking for chips, then back to Popsicles.
Add in big sis who is 10 going on teen angst who is starting to spar with mom already.
I am stocking the cellar not for nuclear fallout or civil unrest, but to ride out the pending battles between those two in the not so distant future.
Thanks for asking

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

8 and in second grade.

Oh that's not far off from my eldest.

1 is fixated on Minecraft and watching these annoying gamers ("unspeakable game" and "Preston") on Netflix. These guys drive me nuts, mostly because they are set for life by profiting off of complete buffoonery (good for them).

It's a bit strange that there is such a demand for that. I occasionally put on a MC streamer for when I want noise that isn't distracting or when I know it's time to go to bed but my brain won't shut off. A good one I've found is Serge Yager. Just a friendly dude who doesn't swear almost at all, and at least IMHO he isn't anywhere near as obnoxious as some.

asking for a popsicle more times in a 3 minute span than should be humanly possible, only to pivot to asking for chips, then back to Popsicles.

Now I want Popsicles.

Add in big sis who is 10 going on teen angst who is starting to spar with mom already.
I am stocking the cellar not for nuclear fallout or civil unrest, but to ride out the pending battles between those two in the not so distant future.
Thanks for asking

I have a set of twin niece and nephew. When they were approaching double digits and my niece started sparring with her mom, her dad told her brother that they were going to start going fishing more often, just the guys. I don't think that happened exactly how he thought at the time, but it was an outlet they had for when they got along and the ladies didn't. It was a shared hobby that they had to get them outside away from the house. I'm trying to set my son and I up to ride bicycle when things get crazy between mom and sister.

Not sure how that might work for you when you're outnumbered 2:1 so clustered in age.

Bless you, sir. That's a lot of chaos you're dealing with.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Bless you, sir. That's a lot of chaos you're dealing wiwith.

Thanks, but I am blessed to have my wife and all of her family that have been super supportive. They deserve all the credit.

The chaos is likely no more than another family of 6, just a bit more compact. So far only 2 different games to hit, not 4 if they were all spread out and playing.

Now, when all 4 were in diapers and the three needed fed on a pretty strict schedule, that was a different story...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[scrap iron]

She always was to me.

 

[Kent88]

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She always was to me.

Not entirely accurate. Kelly Bundy was the princess.

 

[scrap iron]

Not entirely accurate. Kelly Bundy was the princess.

True, Kelly was hot but I got a thing for red heads. Red on the head= fire in bed.

 

[Kent88]

@Jayjay1976

 

[pvtpublic]

 

[Agent]

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]

 

[MaxStout]

A 3.8 magnitude earthquake today, off the coast of Maine.

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[day_trippr]

^Non sequitur^?

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[pvtpublic]

 

[balrog]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[pvtpublic]

 

[Kent88]

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"Does this need to be said?
Does this need to be said by me?
Does this need to be said now, by me?"

-Craig Ferguson

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

"Does this need to be said?
Does this need to be said by me?
Does this need to be said now, by me?"

-Craig Ferguson

“Sometimes.
Only you know the answer.
Probably.”

- Mother

 

[Kent88]

“Sometimes.
Only you know the answer.
Probably.”

- Mother

These statements can coexist.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Also mother.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

“Sometimes.
Only you know the answer.
Probably.”

- Mother

Mother, do you think she's good enough… For me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous… To me?
Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooh-ah, Mother, will she break my heart?

-Pink

 

[Kent88]

In the HEX Color text field/bar/whatever, you can input several codes that would turn your text pink.

Like #FF00FF
Or #FF69B4
Or #FF10F0

 

[Agent]

"Does this need to be said?
Does this need to be said by me?
Does this need to be said now, by me?"

-Craig Ferguson

That looks like way more effort than just blurting out my unrefined opinion.

 

[Kent88]

That looks like way more effort than just blurting out my unrefined opinion.

It is!