actual advertisement in the london subway:

Aye, Shipmate. Back at ye'! Fair winds and a following sea.forgot to wish my Shipmates & all my brothers- & sisters-in-arms a very happy Veterans' Day & thank you for your service
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what, i'm not doing anything wrong here...what do you mean "what about those matches"?Hmmmmm... Kharnynb, kinda wondering about you seeing this and then reading your taglinejust saying....
Yes, it's a lonely path, unless you don't mind being a hermit. (See my standard .sig below.)
That's kind of tough when one may be an idiot oneself. Speaking for myself, of course.
I find that I much prefer my own company to that of other idiots.That's kind of tough when one may be an idiot oneself. Speaking for myself, of course.
Mister Freeman hasn't visited me yet...That's kind of tough when one may be an idiot oneself. Speaking for myself, of course.
How did it taste?View attachment 707303Well, it is brown rice.
Purrrrrrrr-fect !How did it taste?
My grandmother might have rinsed it and cooked it anyway, but if it were my cat, the cat and rice would get thrown out.How did it taste?