how about a meme generator thread...

[Velnerj]

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I don't get this dead pan humor.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Yeah, but you should be careful. Sometimes the profanity(/near-profanity) filter gets annoyed and starts messing with you.

I call my GPS "katze," a common if somewhat vulgar term of endearment.

 

[scrap iron]

 

[dmtaylor]

Rusty pan...crusty pan...burnt baking sheet...
I don't get it. 'Splain, please?

Sorry dudes, I've seen this same meme a half dozen times in recent history, without the blue writing which I added. I guess you guys hadn't even seen the original yet. I'm sure you will soon enough.

 

[pvpeacock]

You don't recognize the ancient relic known as the "baking pan of Turin?"

 

[Dland]

Looks like a pretty good pan to me, well constructed, traditional design, probably of a decent metal gauge for the type.

Would not be that hard to clean up. If you don't want to put work into it, soaking in a hearty mix of PBW & water will do it, or other similar cleaning products.

Of course, some treasure a patina of a half a lifetime of meals...as long as they were theirs...

And they want to sell you what? a brandy new shiny one, don't ask what it is made of, 'cause nobody really knows.

 

[Snuffy]

 

[chessking]

 

[balrog]

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I’m from TN; I’ve hiked Rocky Top; I approve this joke.

(Although I guess they are renaming some peaks to their indigenous origins so it may not be called that any more)

 

[balrog]

Sorry dudes, I've seen this same meme a half dozen times in recent history, without the blue writing which I added. I guess you guys hadn't even seen the original yet. I'm sure you will soon enough.

Face it, you’re always ahead of the curve.

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[Kent88]

 

[scrap iron]

I’m from TN; I’ve hiked Rocky Top; I approve this joke.

(Although I guess they are renaming some peaks to their indigenous origins so it may not be called that any more)

It might be hard to sing in the song though, the indigenous name, what would it be.
"The corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top, dirt too rocky by far. That's why all the folks on Rocky Top get their corn from a jar." I love that song.

 

[balrog]

It might be hard to sing in the song though, the indigenous name, what would it be.
"The corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top, dirt too rocky by far. That's why all the folks on Rocky Top get their corn from a jar." I love that song.

"Once had me a girl on Rocky Top, wish I was still there.
Half of her was sweet as soda pop
Other half mean as a bear."

Good times.

[Edit: And, yes, I used to play 5 string banjo, until I gave it away.]

 

[Velnerj]

used to play 5 string banjo, until I gave it away.]

There's no way anyone is taking a banjo, even for free....

 

[balrog]

There's no way anyone is taking a banjo, even for free....

Well, he was older than I am, which according to my kids, is older than dirt.
So maybe that has something to do with it.

 

[Broken Crow]

There's no way anyone is taking a banjo, even for free....

Shortly before my injury (hence the dust) I was given this by a musician whose house was borrowed as a set for a film I was working on.... I Love it and was just sarting to learn my way around it when I was injured, but hope to come back to it someday;

...just sayin'

 

[Velnerj]

Man walks into a bar with a banjo case. Music stops, everyone is quiet as he approaches the bar.

Bartender: Is that a banjo or a machine gun?

Man:... It's a.... Machine gun!

Bartender: Thank God!

 

[chessking]

There's no way anyone is taking a banjo, even for free....

It's not like it was an accordion or a glockenspiel. That would be a different story.

 

[pshankstar]

 

[balrog]

Shortly before my injury (hence the dust) I was given this by a musician whose house was borrowed as a set for a film I was working on.... I Love it and was just sarting to learn my way around it when I was injured, but hope to come back to it someday;
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...just sayin'

nice wooden resonator on that one, like the one I used to have. Made it heavy tho. Ah the hours I spent. And the heavenly discovery of Vega Light strings. Good memories.

 

[Kharnynb]

No $hit.

It's not like it was an accordion or a glockenspiel. That would be a different story.

or a street organ!

 

[balrog]

Ha!
As if they'd even *HAVE* and vcr on which to play them!

 

[Agent]

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Ha!
As if they'd even *HAVE* and vcr on which to play them!

It might be tape One of Three of Lonesome Dove. Then you'll HAVE to find the other two.

 

[GrogNerd]

They would be sol if the previous owner didn't be kind rewind

 

[Skeeter686]

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Ha!
As if they'd even *HAVE* and vcr on which to play them!

I heard from a couple of friends that they were cleaning out their parents' place... they were going through old tapes of childhood Christmases, birthdays, their folks at swinger parties... it was awkward.

 

[Broken Crow]

WTF? Why are you guys suddenly picking on my Stuff?
Everyone knows BETA WAS BETTER!!

Now get off my lawn!!
[Out of my basement!!!]

 

[chessking]

 

[Broothru]

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Well???

 

[Kent88]

Don't encourage him

 

[GrogNerd]

I'd say "chicken" & it was faster than he'd admit.

I've ordered an egg & a chicken off Amazon

I'm answering that question

 

[Broothru]

I'd say "chicken" & it was faster than he'd admit.

I've ordered an egg & a chicken off Amazon

I'm answering that question

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[Kee]

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I worked with a guy tagged with the nickname Bigger Better Faster.

 

[GrogNerd]

guy I worked with was Biggest Best Fastest

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[Broothru]

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100% of all political pollsters are invariably either right or wrong, all the time.

 

[GrogNerd]

weren't statistical arguments the downfall of the original "Random Picture" thread?

 

[Kent88]

I bet most of us disagree with that statement, GrogNerd.

 

[GrogNerd]

I bet most of us disagree with that statement, GrogNerd.

a plurality isn't "most"