how about a meme generator thread...

[dmtaylor]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

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There are people in this world who eat with their feet, just sayin’. Some are gold medalists in the Para-Olympics.

 

[Kent88]

I thought it was Reese's?

 

[Jayjay1976]

Three months from now...

"New design filters out bacteria, parasites, microplastics, and now NANOFARTS!"

 

[Kent88]

and now NANOFARTS!"

Those nanofarts, you gotta be careful around them, they're deadly.

 

[chessking]

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[pshankstar]

 

[Kent88]

Remember when HP printers were good and worked nicely...

 

[Agent]

Remember when HP printers were good and worked nicely...

They work great!


Until you run out of that OEM ink cartridge...

 

[Kharnynb]

Brother branded laser printers are the only decent ones left

 

[Snuffy]

Printers are just a hook for a toner subscription.

 

[Jonakr]

Brother branded laser printers are the only decent ones left

Maybe things have changed, but I'm on my second Samsung black and white laser, and both have been great: inexpensive, with replacement toner that is super cheap. For color, we use an Epson eco tank which has also been a trooper.
Edit: wow, I have been out of it a while. Samsung's printer division was acquired by HP in 2016. At least we'll always be able to count on Sears and their Craftsman tools, amirite?

 

[GrogNerd]

We were just talking about that,

down at the Shoney's/Bob's/Frisch's Big Boy

 

[Velnerj]

 

[Velnerj]

 

[Velnerj]

 

[grampamark]

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[pshankstar]

 

[balrog]

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

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OMG

<sniff>

You really get me.

<sniff>

 

[GrogNerd]

I KNOW this isn't just northern Virginia

 

[balrog]

I KNOW this isn't just northern Virginia

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Took a trip down 81 a few weeks ago and had a technology-isn't-always-great moment.
Big accident had a "39 minute delay" on 81S, so Jill (yeah, I named my GPS) told me to exit to save 34 minutes.

Apparently, Jill was at a rave with all her GPS besties, who decided to have *EVERYONE* exit I-81, and so we crawled at approximately 0.004372 mph down E Main St Roanoke, and saved approximately -14 minutes than if we'd stayed on I-81S.

Good times.

 

[InspectorJon]

yeah, I named my GPS

I named mine Melinda, Melinda the Map Machine.

 

[Kent88]

@Jayjay1976

 

[gingerdawg]

I named mine Melinda, Melinda the Map Machine.

Everyone knows it's DEB.
Digital
Electronic
Bellyache

 

[Konadog]

Everyone knows it's DEB.
Digital
Electronic
Bellyache

I named mine Melinda, Melinda the Map Machine.

You guys all spell "wife" wierd.

 

[gingerdawg]

Everyone knows it's DEB.
Digital
Electronic
Bellyache

Funny, the forum auto-corrected it to Bellyache....

 

[doug293cz]

yeah, I named my GPS

Mine is "Chatty Cathy." Told her to STFU once, and she actually told me to "watch my language." My wife and I both got a good laugh out of that.

Brew on

 

[Kent88]

Funny, the forum auto-corrected it to Bellyache....

Yeah, but you should be careful. Sometimes the profanity(/near-profanity) filter gets annoyed and starts messing with you.

 

[balrog]

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[doug293cz]

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????

Brew on

 

[pvtpublic]

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Probably sounded better...

 

[Jonakr]

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Rusty pan...crusty pan...burnt baking sheet...
I don't get it. 'Splain, please?

 

[Kent88]

Neither do I.

I guess I used to think such a pan needed to be recycled, but I've since learned that these pans absorb heat rather than reflecting it back, so they do have some benefits over new ones.

Still could use a good cleaning, I suppose. Still puzzled.

 

[pvtpublic]

I threw my pans out and replaced them with all cast iron and haven't looked back and I'm not sure where that meme came from. Oh god, I think I just officially turned old..