HORRIBLY Botched movie quotes..........

[firerat]

That's just, like, what you think, man.

 

[boydster]

"He died in a freak accident related to activities he was involved in while tending to vegetables."

"These go higher than ten."

 

[wobrien]

I'm too long-in-the-tooth for this crap.

 

[JonM]

What do you mean, I tell jokes? I tell jokes how? What am I, some sort of joke-telling guy? I tell jokes? I amuse you? I make you laugh? How the f*** do I tell jokes?

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

"Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello." Renee Zellwegger to Tom Cruise in Jerry McQuire

 

[firerat]

"Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello." Renee Zellwegger to Tom Cruise in Jerry McQuire

Display to me your earnings!!!!!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

[JonM]

(Pssst! It's botched movie quotes! Like "We'll put Delta house on triple hush-hush probation!")

 

[firerat]

I'm about to get Renaissance on your rear end....

 

[gestyr]

You will not proceed beyond this point! (Gandalf)

 

[Inkleg]

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

The correct Botched quote would be, "was it over when Hitler punched our Pearl Jam tickets".

 

[JonM]

"Why did I get mixed up with that broad?"
"Because she got a GRRREEEEAAAAT personality!!"

- Heat

 

[boydster]

Stop? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator.

 

[jdm61]

I'm sorry, Mr. Skywalker, but Mr. Hutt isn't receiving visitors right now. Could you come back in the morning?

 

[cheezydemon3]

"ET want to digitally communicate with my technologically amazing cousins, utilizing your primitive, hardwired, plastic piece of s**t"

 

[cheezydemon3]

"May that magical thingy we space nerds keep mentioning be with you!"

 

[boydster]

It rubs the oil on it's face, or else it gets stuck in this place.

 

[JonM]

I served him some liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[boydster]

Holy fk, is that primate with a tail gesturing at us as if he is trying to greet us? Oh sht, it heard and comprehended the dialogue between the two of us! Maybe it's some kind of genetically superior tailed primate. What if there's more genetically superior tailed primates up at that scientific research center?

 

[JonM]

"PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee is for those who make their sales quotas."

and

"What's your name?"
"Blake. That's my name."

 

[wobrien]

"Do you feel fortunate buddy? Well, do ya?"

 

[cheezydemon3]

"There is no attempt, f**king do it, or F**k off"


YODA

 

[boydster]

"Well, hokee dokee then."

 

[cheezydemon3]

"Well, I'm not really prepared to engage in a formal human interaction, Lois, but thank you for the invitation. Hey, maybe I'll utilize my phone to initiate vocal contact sometime. Your number's still 911? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkeeedokeeeeeeee then."



Ace VEntura

 

[boydster]

Let me begin: I drove too fast. I left insufficient space between vehicles while following. I drove past a large metal indicator advising me to apply my brakes until my vehicle ceased moving forward. I almost hit Chevy Chase. I accelerated to an unacceptable velocity once more. I failed to allow safe passage of a pedestrian at a walkway specifically designated for safe pedestrian passage. I changed lanes at the crossroads. I changed lanes without indicating my intentions with my blinker while running a red light and *traveling at too great a velocity for the roadway that I was travelling on*!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Boydster, those are funny just because of the sheer volume, lol.

 

[DrunkleJon]

The first rule of Zombieland: Carb-load. When the zombies outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... weren't the fatties.

 

[gestyr]

One does not simply prancercise into Mordor.

 

[Inkleg]

One does not simply prancercise into Mordor.

Though I do feel the ******** would help keep the Orcs at bay.

 

[Malted_hops]

One does not simply prancercise into Mordor.


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